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Induction: Journey into Darkness – The story of Glen Jacob Callaway Kane Grimm Bearer

9 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 19 March 2020, 20:24

WWE book, 2005 As you’re probably aware, Kane released an autobiography recently. Sure, the life story of a WWE wrestler who participated in many if not most of the company’s most ridiculous storylines and wound up mayor of a major county sounds like a good read… …but you might be disappointed to learn that it’s not actually an autobiography of Continue Reading...

Induction: Drake Maverick’s Urine Trouble – The Author of Pee

15 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Mon, 09 March 2020, 20:19

WWE, 2018 The topic of tonight’s induction may be only a year or so old, but for me, it’s still long overdue. As a long-time critic of urine in wrestling, I see the leaky misadventures of Drake Maverick as a golden opportunity to rail against WWE’s gratuitous use of pee-pee. The story began at Survivor Series 2018, when Raw Tag Continue Reading...

Induction: Blood, Sweat & Gears with Sgt. Slaughter – See Sarge melt your face… And that’s an order!

16 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 20 February 2020, 21:50

VHS, 1987 In 1987, the United States Hot Rod Association released “Blood, Sweat & Gears,” a 37-minute tour-de-force of souped-up engines and general vehicular carnage. There were tractor pulls… …monster truck races… …a car being dropped onto a bunch of other cars from a giant crane… But this VHS didn’t just feature the heavy-duty car-killing machines of the USHRA; it Continue Reading...

Induction: Undertaker vs. Goldberg – Taker’s most dangerous match since Hell in a Cell

22 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 06 February 2020, 20:38

WWE, 2019 When you think of dream matches from the Attitude Era that never happened, Goldberg vs. The Undertaker has got to be at the top of the list. Both men were the biggest stars of their respective companies during the Attitude Era: bald, no-gimmicks badasses in plain black trunks… except for The Undertaker. Granted, such a match likely would Continue Reading...

Induction: LaVar Ball on MizTV – It takes a lot of Balls to put on a segment this bad

25 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Mon, 27 January 2020, 20:29

WWE, 2017 As hinted earlier, this induction is about Balls. LaVar Ball and his sons Lonzo and LaMelo Ball, to be specific. You remember LaVar Ball, don’t you? The overbearing basketball dad who’d make ridiculous boasts about his son Lonzo? He was certainly a character, in much the same way that Mr. McMahon was a character during the Attitude Era Continue Reading...