Mr. Wrestlemania is now Mr. Pardonedmania.

Find out how the Heatbreak Kid received a pardon in Headlies!

Wrestlecrap goes to the book fair, as middle-school bodysnatcher Jake Sherman works himself into a shoot.

New induction!

The Bullet Club is back, but they need a new name.

Let’s put our heads together and come up with some suggestions in Headlies!

The Match – The Movie?  Forgetaboutit!

Let’s Talk the SCRIPT – The Movie in a Super-Sized Dissection of No Holds Barred!

A 36,000 Word (!!!!) Induction Special!

Trump supporters are going to the WWE Hall Of Fame.

If they can find it.

Grab a map and try to figure it out in Headlies!

2020 Sure Sucked…and So Did Some of Its Pro Wrestling!

Help Us Decide the Very Worst of the Very Worst With Your 2020 Gooker Award Vote!

Things are really starting to cook at Legends Night.

Find out how Randy Orton lights Moppy’s world on fire in Headlies.

Reynolds vs. Russo…one more time!

Get to clickin’, Bro!

What is Sammy Guevara doing?

We triple dog dare you to read Headlies and find out!

All things Mandalorian! RD & Blade Show 55 is now on Patreon!

Exclusively on Patreon!

All those horrible Christmas movies we’ve inducted over the years!

They’re all HERE!

Get to clicking!

Christmas with RD, Blade, Angry Jim, and an actual WWE Superstar!

WrestleCrap Radio 301 is here!

It’s a very Meh-rry Christmas when Santa With Muscles is involved.

See what WWE has in store for this holiday season in Headlies!

It’s that one time a year we don’t cover wrestling…but crappy Christmas movies instead!

A Very Brady Christmas…INDUCTED!

Brandi Rhodes should have called The General and saved some time.

It’s the confrontation we’ve all been waiting for and you can only read about it in Headlies!

Two hopeless nobodies compete to be sports entertainers.

Is it a lost season of Tough Enough?

No, it’s Kenny vs. Spenny – now inducted!

It’s not a perfect game…but it’s not a blood bath either, so that’s a plus.

WrestleCrap Radio 300 is here!

It’s WCW vs. GLOW.

You wouldn’t think this would be the SEXIEST Family Feud ever…but somehow, it is!

NEW INDUCTION!

AEW is coming out with a new video game and it will scare the pants off you!

Get ready to face your fears in a brand new Headlies!

We’ve counted all the votes…

…now it’s time to throw away that calculator!

The Backlund campaign augments this website in our newest induction!

Chat Full Gear live with RD and friends!

Get to clickin’ to join us!

WrestleCrap needs your vote!

Will Bob Backlund procure an induction?

Yours truly, the readers, get to make the call!

It’s time to enter the most haunted place in America: The Impact Zone!

“Cross The Line” into the paranormal with Headlies!

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: Shawn Michaels Pardoned For Barber Shop Window Incident

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Corpus Christi, TX – WWE legend Shawn Michaels received a full presidential pardon this week for the infamous Barber Shop Window incident in 1992. The event, which saw Michaels throw his Rockers partner Marty Janetty through a window, has been on Michaels’ record for decades. In a last-minute flurry of activity before leaving office, President Donald Trump issued a slew Continue Reading...
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Induction: Help! I’m Trapped in a Professional Wrestler’s Body – Middle School of Hard Knocks

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Book, 2000 For decades, a staple of American public schools has been the Scholastic book fair, where booksellers take over the school’s library for a week so kids can bring home the newest edition of Animorphs, Goosebumps, or whatnot. And while he’s no RL Stine, author Todd Strasser seems to have made a decent living churning out short chapter books Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION SPECIAL: No Holds Barred – Script vs. Movie – The Most In-Depth Analysis in History – Part 6

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Movie, 1989 Check out Part I here! Check out Part II here! Check out Part III here! Check out Part IV here! Check out Part V here! No Holds Barred:  The Film:  Act III We start with a mid-torso walking through nothingness, with… the Winged Eagle on a white strap across his waist. And as Rip enters the studio and Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION SPECIAL: No Holds Barred – Script vs. Movie – The Most In-Depth Analysis in History – Part 5

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Movie, 1989 Check out Part I here! Check out Part II here! Check out Part III here! Check out Part IV here! No Holds Barred:  The Film:  Act II We see a large stained glass window of Christ and a woman playing a harp below it in evening wear. Erm, okay. She sits behind a balustrade a floor above an Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION SPECIAL: No Holds Barred – Script vs. Movie – The Most In-Depth Analysis in History – Part 4

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Movie, 1989 Check out Part I here! Check out Part II here! Check out Part III here! No Holds Barred:  The Film:  Act I As in the script, the film makes sure the first image we see is that of our hero, but unlike the script there is now a voice-over of two announcers, bickering, and discussing how this is Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION SPECIAL: No Holds Barred – Script vs. Movie – The Most In-Depth Analysis in History – Part 3

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Movie, 1989 Check out Part I here! Check out Part II here! No Holds Barred:  The Script:  Act III When we last left our hero, he found out his perfunctory love interest has been kidnapped and evil network executive wants him to throw the fight to the evil bad guy champion after ten minutes, else the love interest will be Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION SPECIAL: No Holds Barred – Script vs. Movie – The Most In-Depth Analysis in History – Part 2

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Movie, 1989 Check out Part I here! No Holds Barred:  The Script:  Act II When we last left our hero Ripper, he was making men crap their pants. Next scene: a French restaurant. Sam and Ripper are seated in a corner table and Sam indicates she was not sure if Ripper was going to like this place and hopes there Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION SPECIAL: No Holds Barred – Script vs. Movie – The Most In-Depth Analysis in History!

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Movie, 1989 Quick note from RD: Folks coming to WrestleCrap.com of course know about No Holds Barred, the rather infamous 1989 film starring Hulk Hogan.  One of the first inductions I ever penned over twenty years ago covered it and we all had (I hope) a good chuckle at it.  With the passage of time, there has been I think a Continue Reading...
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Gooker 2020 – Vote for the Very Worst in Wrestling!

111 Submitted by on Thu, 07 January 2021, 19:57
There’s no need to recap why 2020 was such a messed-up year, and there was certainly enough awful stuff happening off-screen that could qualify as “the worst in wrestling”. This past year was no doubt the strangest in wrestling history, with wrestling promotions having to figure out ways to run shows without a live audience. Some of their ideas were Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 301 – Merry Christmas 2020!

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It’s Christmas, and you know what that means – Angry Jim releasing a NEW Christmas album!  Also, an actual honest to goodness WWE Superstar joins us for a quick visit.  Break out the eggnog – WrestleCrap Radio 301 is here! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, Continue Reading...
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Christmas Induction: A Very Brady Christmas – A Tale of Secrets and Seasoned Rump Roasts

31 Submitted by on Thu, 17 December 2020, 20:00
1988, Made for TV Movie Note from RD: We’re nearing the end of December and you know what that means around these parts – time to induct another horrible (non-wrestling!) Christmas movie!  It’s been an annual tradition for all these years…you can check out the ghosts of Christmas past here!  And without any further adieu, let’s dive right into this Yule log! This Continue Reading...
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Induction: Kenny vs. Spenny does pro wrestling – No more Mr. Yarp Yarp

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TV episode, 2008 Kenny vs. Spenny was a Canadian comedy reality show where two friends compete in a new challenge every week. Spencer Rice, aka “Spenny” (in wrestling parlance, the “babyface”) usually plays each challenge straight and usually loses. Kenny Hotz (in wrestling parlance, the “total scumbag”) usually cheats and usually wins. Spenny must not watch the show, like most Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 300!

3 Submitted by on Sun, 29 November 2020, 16:36
It’s not a perfect game…but on the plus side, it’s not a blood bath either.  Whatever.  WrestleCrap Radio 300 is here! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show Continue Reading...
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Induction: Bob Backlund for President – Nation of Exacerbation

30 Submitted by on Thu, 12 November 2020, 20:00
The results are in, and over 60% of voters on Twitter agreed that Bob Backlund’s presidential candidacy belonged in the hallowed halls of WrestleCrap. Don’t blame me – I’m just carrying out the will of the people. WWF, 1995 Mr. Backlund, the delusional moral crusader and purveyor of malapropisms, was easily one of the best characters of the New Generation Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 299 – Halloween 2020!

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It’s October 31 and it’s WrestleCrap Radio.  This never ends well! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
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INDUCTION: Halloween at Roddy Piper’s – Finally, Someone Who Gets That it’s TRICK or Treat!

12 Submitted by on Thu, 29 October 2020, 20:00
WWF, 1985 When you say “Halloween” around these here parts, it means just one thing: “Rowdy” Roddy Piper.  Whether it be the legendary safety tips we’ve played on WrestleCrap Radio for years or the time when he knocked out Brother Love with a pumpkin on Prime Time Wrestling, it seems no one better exemplified the spirit of the holiday than Hot Continue Reading...
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Get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap Goodies with Patreon!

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Hey hey, fellow Crappers!  It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds here once again to tell you about our all new Patreon page. And by once again, I mean for the first time ever.  Ahem. For the past seventeen years, we’ve very rarely asked for support for the site.  We’ve had the archive discs and books to Continue Reading...
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The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Available Via Patreon!

85 Submitted by on Thu, 22 December 2016, 09:30
Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Reunited Bullet Club Members Struggle To Find New Name

5 Submitted by on Mon, 18 January 2021, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – A surprise reunion of former Bullet Club members on AEW’s New Year’s Smash has forced the former faction to create a new team name. The famous wrestling group primarily appeared in New Japan Pro-Wrestling, but due to strict copyright laws, AEW champion Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks, Luke Gallows, and Karl Anderson are now forced to use Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Trump Supporters Unable To Find And Storm WWE Hall Of Fame

13 Submitted by on Mon, 11 January 2021, 08:00
After several days of searching, a group of Donald Trump supporters were unable to find and storm the WWE Hall Of Fame. The six car and one 1997 Pontiac Astro Wagon caravan began their journey in Florida, slowly making their way up the East coast towards Connecticut. The poorly planned trip worked on the assumption that the much-advertised hall of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Randy Orton Lights WWE Legend Moppy On Fire

6 Submitted by on Mon, 04 January 2021, 08:00
Orlando, FL – Randy Orton’s fire-fueled frenzy continued this week after he set beloved superstar Moppy ablaze during Legends Night. The gathering of legends, meant to honor former stars and definitely not to boost ratings, started off as expected. Icons such as Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, and Alicia Fox thanked the nonexistent crowd for their support and well wishes. Hillbilly Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan is tiny and zombified!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 01 January 2021, 02:00
This is a Hulk Hogan S.L.U.G Zombie figure.  Well, actually it’s a Hulk Hogan knockoff since it isn’t licensed or really called “Hulk Hogan” but whatever. S.L.U.G stands for Super Ugly Little Guys. They’re like M.U.S.L.E figures, I guess. So yes, it’s basically a little green zombie Hulk Hogan. This is one of those things that’s cool to have if Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Sammy Guevara Gets His Tongue Stuck To A Pole

2 Submitted by on Mon, 28 December 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Inner Circle member Sammy Guevara needed help from emergency rescue crews this weekend after getting his tongue stuck to a light pole. The AEW stable, rowdy from partying at Time Out Sports Grill, raised havoc throughout downtown Jacksonville. Signs were knocked over, Ubers were ordered then cancelled, and nurples were purpled. Teasing and pranks escalated on the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan “Hulkster” painter’s cap

4 Submitted by on Fri, 25 December 2020, 02:00
Hey kids! Want to look like a total idiot? Then get your hands on this Hulk Hogan “Hulkster” painter’s cap! (I want to note that my auto-correct wanted to change “Hulkster” to “Huckster”. Hmm…). I seriously can’t think of any situation where anyone of any age at any point in time in any situation would look cool wearing this painter’s cap. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Performs Santa With Muscles Table Read

4 Submitted by on Mon, 21 December 2020, 08:00
Stamford, CT – WWE officials, Superstars, and underlings gathered together to do a table reading of the holiday classic, Santa With Muscles. According to WWE COO Triple H, the special mandatory read-through was done to bring holiday spirit. He insisted it was definitely not for any other reason. “It’s been a tough year, we’re trying to put a smile on Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A hideous WWF Crush shirt

2 Submitted by on Fri, 18 December 2020, 02:00
Shakabrah!!! Even Stevie Wonder would say “Dude, that Crush shirt is too damn ugly and bright! Tone it down, man!” If you wanted to sum up the earl 90’s with a color palette, I think this would be it! Purple, neon yellow, and bright orange! It kind of makes his Demolition gear look subtle by comparison, doesn’t it?...
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Headlies: The General Confronts Brandi Rhodes

4 Submitted by on Mon, 14 December 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Insurance spokes-cartoon The General joined Papa John’s investor Shaquille O’Neal to confront AEW CBO Brandi Rhodes following the shocking water-splashing incident on Dynamite. O’Neal, the genius behind the album ‘Shaq Diesel’ was joined by the cartoon spokesman to confront Rhodes. AEW announcer Tony Schiavone was brought in to mediate the discussion. “At the request of AEW officials, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AEW Moves To The Villages After Signing Sting

2 Submitted by on Mon, 07 December 2020, 08:00
The Villages, FL – All Elite Wrestling stunned the world for a second time this week after announcing that they would be moving their base of operations to The Villages. Known as ‘Florida’s Friendliest Active Adult Retirement Community’, The Villages is a sprawling age-restricted city. Community rules dictate that no one under 55 can live in The Villages, but AEW Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Triple H “Dressed As The Rock” Balloon Debuts At Greenwich Thanksgiving Day Parade

2 Submitted by on Mon, 30 November 2020, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – A giant balloon of WWE Hall of Famer Triple H dressed as The Rock debuted at this year’s Greenwich Thanksgiving Day Parade. The balloon, referencing the infamous in-ring segment where Degeneration-X impersonating The Nation of Domination, featured WWE Executive Vice President Triple H dressed up like beloved movie star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Sporting a fake wig, Continue Reading...
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