The Greatest Women’s Match Of All Time!

You wouldn’t think that would be an induction…but somehow it is!

Things are getting real kinky in the Cody Rhodes/MJF feud.

Time to call in an expert!

Bite down on this and read all about it in Headlies!

The Undertaker and Goldberg: the match you never knew you wanted to see…

…and wished you hadn’t.

New induction!

Chris Jericho’s cruise ship has been stolen!

Zut alors!

Find out who committed this act of larceny on the high seas in Headlies!

Remember all those great WrestleMania retirement matches?

Yeah, this isn’t one of them.

Kurt Angle’s retirement match against Baron Corbin of all people…INDUCTED!

It takes a special talent to ad-lib a whole segment on live TV.

Why LaVar Ball thought that special talent was him, we’ll never know.

New induction!

You’ll never believe which former WWE Superstars returned for the Royal Rumble.

Sort of.

Find out who is back in a brand new Headlie!

The Gooker has landed!

Seth vs. The Fiend Hell in a Cell…INDUCTED!

Excalibur is ready to show the world his face.

Is the world ready to see it?

Find out in Headlies!

How does one boon the life of Darren Young?

With a convivial individual like Bob Backlund, of course!

New induction!

Another year of horrible wrestling has passed us by…but what was the VERY worst?

You decide with the 2019 Gooker Award!

Cast your vote today!

All The Latest Crap!

INDUCTION: The Greatest Women’s Match in History – Weird, You Wouldn’t Think THAT Would Be an Induction

22 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 13 February 2020, 20:00

WWE, 2011 If there’s one thing I never, ever want to hear again, it would be “what is your pro wrestling Mount Rushmore?” What a stupid question. Trying to nail down the four best wrestlers in the history of man is a fool’s errand. And is that even the question? Are they the BEST wrestlers? My FAVORITE wrestlers? The wrestlers Continue Reading...

Headlies: Special Guest Gimp Added To MJF – Cody Rhodes Match

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 10 February 2020, 08:00

Chicago, IL – Following his brutal ten lashings given to him by MJF, Cody Rhodes has announced that their match at AEW Revolution will include a special guest gimp. Still sporting welts on his back, Rhodes announced the stipulation in an interview with Jennifer Decker. “I gave my word that I would endure everything that MJF could dish out,” explained Continue Reading...

Induction: Undertaker vs. Goldberg – Taker’s most dangerous match since Hell in a Cell

21 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 06 February 2020, 20:38

WWE, 2019 When you think of dream matches from the Attitude Era that never happened, Goldberg vs. The Undertaker has got to be at the top of the list. Both men were the biggest stars of their respective companies during the Attitude Era: bald, no-gimmicks badasses in plain black trunks… except for The Undertaker. Granted, such a match likely would Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: Kurt Angle’s Last Match – The “You Suck” Chants Were Directed at the Wrong Guy Here

37 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 30 January 2020, 22:18

WWE, 2019 I know it’s something of a running gag, but I really do love Kurt Angle. From the time I brought up my fandom for him on an early WrestleCrap Radio to us actually doing “Move Set Radio” to mock me for talking like the uber nerd I am, I’ve been a mark for the guy ever since his Continue Reading...

The Return of the WrestleCrap Mailbag…now in AUDIO FORM!

3 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 30 January 2020, 22:14

After over fifteen years, the WrestleCrap Mailbag is BACK…but now in AUDIO FORM! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon. Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU! As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD andBlade Show…exclusively for our Patrons! And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...

Induction: LaVar Ball on MizTV – It takes a lot of Balls to put on a segment this bad

25 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Mon, 27 January 2020, 20:29

WWE, 2017 As hinted earlier, this induction is about Balls. LaVar Ball and his sons Lonzo and LaMelo Ball, to be specific. You remember LaVar Ball, don’t you? The overbearing basketball dad who’d make ridiculous boasts about his son Lonzo? He was certainly a character, in much the same way that Mr. McMahon was a character during the Attitude Era Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: Seth vs. Fiend Hell in a Cell – 2019 Gooker Award Winner

62 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 16 January 2020, 20:00

WWE – 2019 Gooker Award Winner It was close. It was very close. This year, I decided to eyeball the Gooker voting from start to finish. I generally don’t do that, but there was a morbid curiosity as to what was going to take the feathery crown. Confession time: I will admit some years there are “filler” nominees – stuff that was Continue Reading...

Get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap Goodies with Patreon!

1 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Tue, 06 February 2018, 16:40

Hey hey, fellow Crappers! It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds here once again to tell you about our all new Patreon page. And by once again, I mean for the first time ever. Ahem. For the past seventeen years, we’ve very rarely asked for support for the site. We’ve had the archive discs and books to Continue Reading...

The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Available Via Patreon!

83 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 22 December 2016, 09:30

Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years. Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here. Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The Big Boss Man fights The Mountie- but not in the ring…

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 14 February 2020, 02:00

It’s a WWF Battlemania comic book featuring The Big Boss Man and The Mountie having a knock-down, drag-out fight to the death! And for some reason they’re having it on The Forrest Moon Of Endor! The Big Boss Man vs. Wicket in a Jail House match totally should have headlined Summer Slam ’91. JailbirdEwok.com! I bet that URL… might be Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Show your Bushwhackers pride with a collectable pin

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 07 February 2020, 02:00

Let’s face it, if you’re a fan of quality tag teams, then you are a fan of The Bushwhackers. That’s why you need this Bushwhackers pin! Here’s a nice closeup so you can get an idea of how cool you’ll look wearing it. And no, I didn’t make the edit on that photo up there. I don’t know why anyone Continue Reading...

Headlies: Jean-Pierre LaFitte Steals Chris Jericho’s Cruise Ship

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 03 February 2020, 08:00

Miami, FL – Miami Police have reported that the Norwegian Pearl cruise ship that recently Chris Jericho’s Rock ‘N’ Wrestling Rager, was stolen by former WWF star Jean-Pierre LaFitte. The ship, which was used to tape the January 22nd episode of AEW Dynamite, was docked at PortMiami for an extensive hosing and scrubbing. Somewhere between Saturday night and Sunday morning, Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Angry? Just punch a savage Samoan!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 31 January 2020, 02:00

It’s an Umaga bop bag! You can punch him in the stomach just like King Hippo! Wait a minute… Umaga? I get the appeal of bop bags but was Umaga ever really that over as a heel with the under-12 crowd to warrant being put on one of these? Also, if you buy this, it now puts you in the Continue Reading...

Headlies: Fake Cody Rhodes and Fake Chris Jericho Appear At The Royal Rumble

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 27 January 2020, 08:00

Houston, TX – In a surprisingly unsurprising move, WWE debuted and embarrassed “Cody Rhodes” and “Chris Jericho” at last night’s Royal Rumble. After Brock Lesnar entered the Rumble at number one, the two impersonators were led to the ring by Bruce Prichard. The Executive Producer of Smackdown, donning a black cowboy hat, introduced himself as “Texarkana”. “You want a war, Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: It’s raining men, hallelujah!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 24 January 2020, 02:00

As you’ve probably been able to figure out by now, this is a WWF umbrella featuring Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior. I have nothing funny or interesting to say about it. I just thought it was kind of a unique piece of merchandise....

Headlies: Fan Regrets Wishing For More Wrestling On A Monkey’s Paw

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 20 January 2020, 08:00

Duluth, MN – Diehard wrestling fan Henry Peterson now regrets wishing for more pro wrestling on a magical monkey’s paw. Peterson, who purchased the cursed object from a mysterious old man at a market in Marakesh, was unaware of its power. “At first, I didn’t really think much of it,” said Peterson, bathed in the warm glow of his television Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: King Mabel promotional photo

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 17 January 2020, 02:00

In 1995 WWE pushed talentless slug heel Mabel to the moon and had him win the King Of The Ring which is how we got this 8×10 promotional photo of King Mabel. I will say that his “crazy eyes” look is… um… unique. I can almost hear him say “You ate the last Twinkie?! You must die!“. What kind of name Continue Reading...

Headlies: Excalibur Removes His Mask, Terrifying AEW Employees

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 13 January 2020, 08:00

Miami, FL – All Elite Wrestling announcer Excalibur removed his mask at a company meeting this morning, terrifying and sickening his fellow employees. The former wrestler, who still wears his luchadore-style mask while calling AEW matches, addressed the group. “I’d given a lot of thought to what Brandi Rhodes said to me on last week’s show,” said Excalibur. “Ultimately, she’s Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Triple H’s bad hair day

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 10 January 2020, 02:00

Crapper Will Fluker writes: i cant believe that someone bought this when i saw this Triple H figure, HIs hair looks like a Dragon Ball Z character. Hey, you’re right!...

Induction: Make Darren Young Great Again – “Again”?

21 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 09 January 2020, 22:29

WWE, 2016 It’s not uncommon for WWE to utterly waste a wrestling legend, nor is it unusual for WWE to try and fail at political satire, but in 2016 the company managed to do both simultaneously. One night in May, WWE’s announcers informed the viewers that Darren Young, formerly of the Prime Time Players, had for the longest time been Continue Reading...

Headlies: Rusev – Lana – Lashley – Liv Angle To Now Include Literal Car Wrecks

4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 06 January 2020, 08:00

Oklahoma City, OK – After seeing the ratings success of the Lashley – Lana wedding on the last Monday Night Raw of 2019, Vince McMahon has demanded that actual car accidents be included in storyline. The decision came Monday morning during the creative team’s weekly meeting. “We need something big! Huge! Something that will force the WWE Universe to keep Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The Dragon will fire up your wardrobe!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 03 January 2020, 02:00

I don’t care what anyone says… Fire-breathing Ricky Steamboat was awesome! Even if the dragon outfit did kind of look stupid and make him look like those venom-spitting dinosaurs from Jurassic Park. JurasscSteamboat.com! I bet that URL’s not taken…...

Gooker 2019 – Vote for the Very Worst of the Very Worst in Pro Wrestling!

88 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 02 January 2020, 20:00

GOOKER VOTING IS NOW CLOSED! Final results are as follows: Congrats to Bray Wyatt & Seth Rollins – you BARELY squeaked past Rusev-Lana-Lashley to take the crown! Another year gone, another year of tons of horrible wrestling. At some point that has to change, right? Right?! I know, I know – we have had a lot of great stuff Continue Reading...

Headlies: Otis Dozovic To Be Dropped At Midnight On New Year’s Eve

1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 30 December 2019, 08:00

New York, NY – Times Square New Year’s Eve organizers have announced that WWE Superstar Otis Dizovic will be replacing the traditional ball dropped at midnight. “We are incredibly excited to have Mr. Dozovic joining us,” said Times Square event organizer Belinda Accoune. “Fans were very excited when we revealed that Roman Reigns was going to have a wrestling match. Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Clear your nose with the help of Jimmy Hart!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 27 December 2019, 02:00

You always knew that Jimmy Hart was a little snot and now you can put a little snot on him with this Official Jimmy Hart handkerchief! “Official” as opposed to all of those unofficial bootleg Jimmy Hart hankies, I guess… I bet Gorilla Monsoon had one of these just so he could blow his nose onto “that annoying little pipsqueak”....

Headlies: Bray Wyatt To Celebrate Christmas With The Miz’s Family

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 23 December 2019, 08:00

Thousand Oaks, CA – Following his triumphant win at TLC, Bray Wyatt will now be spending Christmas with The Miz’s family. Per the terms of their match at the most recent Pay-Per-View, WWE Universal Champion will now be celebrating the holidays with Miz’s wife Maryse and their children Madison and Monroe. Miz, who stated it was the most important match Continue Reading...

WrestleCrap Radio 289 – Merry Christmas, Everyone!

2 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 22 December 2019, 19:11

Celebrate the holidays with WrestleCrap Radio! Yuletide fun includes discussion of The Big Dog invading Times Square for New Years, Mickie James’ Christmas Sweater, and of course RD’s TRIP…to Black Friday! Plus gifts are exchanged! It’s a Merry Little Christmas Indeed! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon. Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: ECW Hard Core Cafe shirt

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 20 December 2019, 02:00

“ECW Hard Core Cafe”. Because nothing says “hardcore indie fed” like parodying a trendy corporate restaurant logo that’s been mass marketed to millions of people....

CHRISTMAS INDUCTION: Christmas Vacation 2 – Cousin Eddie’s Island Adventure – Why Couldn’t This Movie Have Been Lost at Sea?

16 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 19 December 2019, 20:00

“Movie”, 2002 Merry Christmas fellow Crappers! Once again it’s time for your old buddy and old pal RD Reynolds to step away from the worst in pro wrestling…and instead concentrate on the worst of Christmas movies! I’ve been doing this almost since the site first launched,…if you want to check out similar past inductions, I urge you to do so Continue Reading...

Headlies: NXT Launches New Podcast “2 Weeks With Triple H”

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 16 December 2019, 08:00

Winter Park, FL – WWE has announced the creation of their latest podcast “2 Weeks With Triple H”. The podcast will focus on the two glorious weeks that NXT won the Wednesday Night War against AEW. Broadcasting from a broom closet at the WWE Performance Center, the podcast recounts the two-month struggle between rival wrestling companies. Triple H, who runs Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: WCW Bret Hart cereal

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 13 December 2019, 02:00

It’s WCW Bret Hart cereal! Just add milk to hear Snap! Crackle! Whine! Warning– Cereal my lose its direction and float aimlessly around without purpose. Geez, I haven’t seen a cereal box that pink since Cap’n Crunch’s Punch Crunch. (Does come with effeminate sailor hippo as illustrated). Pfft, our own gay sailor’s straight brother’s Sweet Crunch cereal is way better! “That Punch Crunch Continue Reading...

Induction: The Stormtrooper – Featuring Super Mario (sort of)!

23 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 12 December 2019, 21:30

For most people, the only wrestling stormtrooper is and always will be The Shockmaster… …who famously tripped through a wall during his debut and dropped his glittery Star Wars helmet. But the Stormtrooper I’m talking about today had a gimmick that harkens back not to the famous Star Wars, but an earlier war called World War II. This Stormtrooper was Continue Reading...