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Headlies: Triple H “Dressed As The Rock” Balloon Debuts At Greenwich Thanksgiving Day Parade

1 Submitted by on Mon, 30 November 2020, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – A giant balloon of WWE Hall of Famer Triple H dressed as The Rock debuted at this year’s Greenwich Thanksgiving Day Parade. The balloon, referencing the infamous in-ring segment where Degeneration-X impersonating The Nation of Domination, featured WWE Executive Vice President Triple H dressed up like beloved movie star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Sporting a fake wig, Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 300!

3 Submitted by on Sun, 29 November 2020, 16:36
It’s not a perfect game…but on the plus side, it’s not a blood bath either.  Whatever.  WrestleCrap Radio 300 is here! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show Continue Reading...
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Induction: Bob Backlund for President – Nation of Exacerbation

29 Submitted by on Thu, 12 November 2020, 20:00
The results are in, and over 60% of voters on Twitter agreed that Bob Backlund’s presidential candidacy belonged in the hallowed halls of WrestleCrap. Don’t blame me – I’m just carrying out the will of the people. WWF, 1995 Mr. Backlund, the delusional moral crusader and purveyor of malapropisms, was easily one of the best characters of the New Generation Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 299 – Halloween 2020!

0 Submitted by on Sat, 31 October 2020, 09:15
It’s October 31 and it’s WrestleCrap Radio.  This never ends well! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
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INDUCTION: Halloween at Roddy Piper’s – Finally, Someone Who Gets That it’s TRICK or Treat!

12 Submitted by on Thu, 29 October 2020, 20:00
WWF, 1985 When you say “Halloween” around these here parts, it means just one thing: “Rowdy” Roddy Piper.  Whether it be the legendary safety tips we’ve played on WrestleCrap Radio for years or the time when he knocked out Brother Love with a pumpkin on Prime Time Wrestling, it seems no one better exemplified the spirit of the holiday than Hot Continue Reading...
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Get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap Goodies with Patreon!

1 Submitted by on Tue, 06 February 2018, 16:40
Hey hey, fellow Crappers!  It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds here once again to tell you about our all new Patreon page. And by once again, I mean for the first time ever.  Ahem. For the past seventeen years, we’ve very rarely asked for support for the site.  We’ve had the archive discs and books to Continue Reading...
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The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Available Via Patreon!

85 Submitted by on Thu, 22 December 2016, 09:30
Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...
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Quick update from RD

24 Submitted by on Wed, 18 November 2020, 20:25
Hey there fellow Crappers!   You may not have heard, but I was in a car wreck this week. It’s all good, I appear to be ok (neck and back hurt a bit). However, that along with my house winding up flooded in the same 48 hour span (!!!!) has caused my schedule to go completely out of whack. I Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AEW To Release First-Person Psychological Horror Video Game

5 Submitted by on Mon, 16 November 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – In a phone call this morning, AEW CEO Tony Khan announced that AEW’s first video game will be a first-person psychological horror game and not a traditional wrestling game that many expected. “We here at AEW are all huge video game fans and we want to provide the fans something truly different,” said Khan. “A wrestling game Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Wrestling Troll dolls?

1 Submitted by on Fri, 13 November 2020, 02:00
In the early 90’s, Troll dolls were hugely popular. So some company got the idea to take traditional action figures and give them Troll doll heads. And thus, we got the Troll Force line! They made knockoffs of plenty of popular action figures, including wrestling figures! They called one of the wrestlers “Big T”. (No, not him!). The other one was Mohawk. (No, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fans Dreading Election References During Monday Night Raw

7 Submitted by on Mon, 09 November 2020, 08:00
Washington, D.C. – The WWE Universe is bracing themselves for many painful lines and skits referencing the presidential election on this week’s Monday Night Raw. Apprehension grew over the weekend as rumors spread of WWE procuring hundreds of miniature American flags. Pictures of red, white, and blue fireworks  at the Amway Center have been shared on Twitter. An article by Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Genius’ poetry book offer from WWF Magazine

4 Submitted by on Fri, 06 November 2020, 02:00
Crapper Louis Izzo writes: From the pages of WWF Magazine, the April ’91 issue to be exact. Seriously, what is this? Is this some goofy gimmick to get people to hand Vince their mailing addresses, or was there a serious attempt at marketing something from the Genius as a legitimate product? Wow! I guess blondes really do have more fun! Continue Reading...
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Induction deadlock – WrestleCrap needs your vote!

18 Submitted by on Thu, 05 November 2020, 20:00
The process by which we at WrestleCrap decide what is and is not crap is a complicated – and some critics would say, antiquated – one. Yes, it has steered us wrong more than a few times, but over the past 20 years it has served the website exceptionally well. This week, however, the election results are inconclusive. The question: Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Teens Missing After Entering Haunted Impact Zone

6 Submitted by on Mon, 02 November 2020, 08:00
  Orlando, FL – Authorities are reporting that four local teenagers have been missing since Halloween night. Friends report last seeing the group entering the former home of TNA Wrestling, the Impact Zone. Rumors have been rampant that the old, decrepit wrestling location has been haunted since its closing in 2018. “We’re still trying to piece together exactly what happened,” Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AEW Begins Production Of ‘Newsies’ Musical With Wrestling Legends

2 Submitted by on Mon, 26 October 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Building off of this past week’s Chris Jericho/MFJ musical number, All Elite Wrestling will now be producing their own version of the Broadway hit, Newsies. The musical, based off the 1992 Disney movie about the Newsboys Strike of 1899, will feature wrestling legends Arn Anderson, Tully Blanchard, and Jake “The Snake” Roberts in lead roles. “The response Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Mullets “Smackdown” – Billy Ray meets Bully Ray

35 Submitted by on Thu, 22 October 2020, 20:00
UPN television episode, 2003 In my last induction, I noted that Australia’s version of Are You Being Served? set a Wrestlecrap record for the earliest wrestling episode in a TV series’ run, and that only the impossible-to-find first episode of The Mullets could possibly dethrone it. Well, lo and ye shall behold – within days, a kind reader emailed me Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Now Using “Spin The Wheel, Make The Deal” For All Decisions

5 Submitted by on Mon, 19 October 2020, 08:00
Stamford, CT – After the positive feedback from reintroducing WCW’s iconic “Spin The Wheel, Make The Deal” on NXT, WWE officials have agreed to start using the wheel to make all of their decisions. WWE CEO Vince McMahon revealed the new contraption at a meeting this morning. “The truth of the matter is, no matter what we do, we’ll always Continue Reading...
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Quick Update from RD & Art

9 Submitted by on Thu, 15 October 2020, 19:58
Hey hey fellow Crappers!  RD here with an update from myself and Art. You may have noticed there was no new induction last week (although there was a pretty awesome WrestleCrap Radio), and sadly, there will be no new induction this week.  As some of you know, I help with a charity called Rupert’s Kids, and we have an arcade. Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 298!

1 Submitted by on Thu, 08 October 2020, 20:00
We’re not going to lie – the first 18 minutes or so of this show may be the worst audio we’ve ever done.  On the plus side, it gets MUCH better after that.  So hang in there, if for no other reason than to learn where that wacky comic book panel of “Ken Patera” comes from. This show is made possible by Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Cody Rhodes Responds To Sporticus, Stephanie

4 Submitted by on Mon, 05 October 2020, 08:00
Lazy Town – AEW star Cody Rhodes issued a stinging rebuke this past Wednesday on Dynamite to his sworn enemies Sporticus and Stephanie. Sporting his newly-dyed and plastic-looking jet black hair and a purple and red striped jumpsuit, Rhodes shifted his attention away from Brodie Lee and the AEW Television championship. Citing his newfound love and junk food and watching Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Batista talking pen

1 Submitted by on Fri, 02 October 2020, 02:00
You’d better use this Batista talking pen at home, and only at home. Because if you go out in public anywhere like the bank or school and press the button to make it play a clip of Batista talking you’re going to make people want to hit you very hard, very quickly. Well, at least the sound clips are “intense”…...
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Induction: The Are You Being Served? wrestling episode – A rumble in men’s trousers

25 Submitted by on Thu, 01 October 2020, 20:00
TV episodes, 1979, 1980 This week on Wrestlecrap, we take a look at the classic British comedy, Are You Being Served? The show, a bawdy workplace comedy, derived most of its humor from the type of double-entendres that naturally abound in a clothing store where salesmen stuffed their drawers and the saleswomen took down their underwear. Throw in the occasional Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Reveals How They Named Retribution Members

14 Submitted by on Mon, 28 September 2020, 08:00
Stamford, CT – At their weekly meeting, WWE Creative revealed the source behind the new name for members of Retribution. On last week’s Monday night Raw, the upstart faction Retribution revealed their themselves,” said Bruce Prichard. “No, wait. That doesn’t sound right. Last week, Retribution unveiled their members. Dang it. I mean they told us their names. There, that works.” Continue Reading...
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