Yar! The Pirate Princess is back to steal our hearts and Tampa’s ships.

Your Wrestlemania boredom will walk the plank in a brand-new Headlies!

WrestleMania Running Commentary Continues Sunday Night!

Can the Firefly Funhouse top the rampant lunacy of the boneyard? One way to find out!

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WrestleCrap turns 20 today!

Celebrate with us by picking the worst of the worst in the WrestleCrap Madness Tournament – best picks win $100!

What the heck is a Boneyard Match?

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RD Reynolds, Blade Braxton, and Bitey the Bird discuss twenty years (!!!) of WrestleCrap.com!

All New Episode!

The first WrestleCrap Induction with a SEIZURE WARNING!

The WrestleMania Music Video Is Here!

The Exalted One has finally been revealed!

Aw, son of a…

Vince McMahon has struck again in an all-new Headlie!

The Kane biography you didn’t know you needed…

…and probably don’t.

New induction!

Wrestlemania has found a new home!

Get ready to Cross The Line in a brand-new Headlies!

It doesn’t get much more 1990 than this – Bad News Brown on the Arsenio Hall Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

I tried to keep this induction a secret, but it leaked.

Drake Maverick gives new meaning to the term, “comic relief”.

New induction!

Tragedy strikes the wrestling world like never before.

“Dashing” Cody Rhodes is gone forever.

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Disciples Of Seth Rollins are everywhere!

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The match vs. Shawn was NOT Ric Flair’s final match.

The actual finale for the Nature Boy was far, FAR worse.

Ric Flair’s TRUE final match…INDUCTED!

Matt Hardy will be at Wrestlemania Axxess this year.

Delightful!

Pull up a chair and read all about it in Headlies!

Sgt. Slaughter’s battalion takes on a monster truck.

It’s man vs. machine… plus a killer guitar solo!

New induction!

Babies! Birds! Bosoms!

This WrestleCrap Radio has it all!

All New Episode!

Shayna Baszler is really sinking her teeth into her feud with Becky Lynch.

Head to your local vet and read all about it in Headlies!

The Greatest Women’s Match Of All Time!

You wouldn’t think that would be an induction…but somehow it is!

Things are getting real kinky in the Cody Rhodes/MJF feud.

Time to call in an expert!

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All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: 93,174 Attend Wrestlemania Says Vince McMahon

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Orlando, FL – WWE officials announced this morning that they have broken their Wrestlemania attendance record. In a conference call, WWE CEO Vince McMahon made the historic announcement. “It was an amazing Wrestlemania weekened,” he said proudly. “The card was so big we had to spread it over two nights. Great matches! Title changes! Gronk! The WWE Universe had the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kairi Sane Steals Pirate Ship From Raymond James Stadium

2 Submitted by on Mon, 06 April 2020, 08:00
Tampa, FL – Searching for her own “Wrestlemania Moment” this weekend, beloved Superstar Kairi Sane snuck into Raymond James Stadium and stole the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’’ iconic pirate ship. Due to the global pandemic, Wrestlemania plans have been thrown into chaos over recent weeks. Typically a weeklong celebration of professional wrestling and sports entertainment, this year’s Wrestlemania has been marred Continue Reading...
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SUPER INDUCTION SPECIAL: WrestleCrap Madness – 20th Anniversary Tournament!

16 Submitted by on Wed, 01 April 2020, 07:49
We can’t believe it either – WrestleCrap.com has been around for TWENTY YEARS!  And we’ve decided to celebrate with every single one of you in a very special way. March Madness may not have happened this year…but we’ve got something better.  Behold the WrestleCrap Madness Tournament! SIXTY FOUR (!!!!) of the very worst characters are vying to become the pinnacle Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 292!

7 Submitted by on Wed, 01 April 2020, 07:16
RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton don’t have time for tomfoolery this week what with the WrestleCrap Madness Tournament and all, so they turn the reigns over…but to WHO? This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wrestlemania “Boneyard Match” To Take Place In An Abandoned BBQ Restaurant

4 Submitted by on Mon, 30 March 2020, 08:00
Winter Park, FL – Leaked footage of next week’s Boneyard Match between The Undertaker and AJ Styles shows that the two Superstars will be duking it out in an empty barbecue restaurant. The incomplete video, which first appeared on Youtube last night, features the competitors inside the recently shuttered Bubba’s Boneyard Bar-B-Que on Pine Road. Although the footage appears to Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 291!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 27 March 2020, 19:29
RD Reynolds, Blade Braxton, and Bitey the Bird are back to discuss TWENTY YEARS (!!!!) of WrestleCrap.com! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, Continue Reading...
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Get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap Goodies with Patreon!

1 Submitted by on Tue, 06 February 2018, 16:40
Hey hey, fellow Crappers!  It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds here once again to tell you about our all new Patreon page. And by once again, I mean for the first time ever.  Ahem. For the past seventeen years, we’ve very rarely asked for support for the site.  We’ve had the archive discs and books to Continue Reading...
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The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Available Via Patreon!

83 Submitted by on Thu, 22 December 2016, 09:30
Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A prized signed WCW card

6 Submitted by on Fri, 27 March 2020, 02:00
Here’s a an autographed WCW Erik Watts trading card from the late 90’s! You may remember Erik as Bill Watts’ son. Or since you’re a Crapper, you probably remember him as Troy, one half of Tekno Team 2000 with Trevor (Chad Fortune). Okay Crappers, show of hands… How many of you knew that Erik Watts was even in WCW in 1998/1999? Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Revealed As The Exalted One

8 Submitted by on Mon, 23 March 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – In a stunning swerve, WWE CEO Vince McMahon was revealed to be The Dark Order’s leader, The Exalted One. Although newcomer Brodie Lee was shown to be The Exalted One on this past week’s Dynamite, viewers of AEW’s new Youtube show “Dark After Midnight” saw the true leader was none other than the head of WWE. The Continue Reading...
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Induction: Journey into Darkness – The story of Glen Jacob Callaway Kane Grimm Bearer

9 Submitted by on Thu, 19 March 2020, 20:24
WWE book, 2005 As you’re probably aware, Kane released an autobiography recently. Sure, the life story of a WWE wrestler who participated in many if not most of the company’s most ridiculous storylines and wound up mayor of a major county sounds like a good read… …but you might be disappointed to learn that it’s not actually an autobiography of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wrestlemania Moved To The Impact Zone

9 Submitted by on Mon, 16 March 2020, 08:00
Orlando, FL – Due to the COVID-19 pandemic and restricted travel, WWE has been forced to change locations for Wrestlemania 36 to the Impact Zone. Originally, the “Showcase Of The Immortals” was take place at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Florida on April 5th. City officials were unwilling to continue hosting the event, so WWE had to look for an Continue Reading...
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New Podcast from Jed Shaffer and Neil Cathan!!!

0 Submitted by on Sun, 15 March 2020, 16:29
Hey, friends! Been a while, hasn’t it. No, I’m not coming out of retirement. This one’s gonna really stick like Shawn Mich– err, scratch that. Like Daniel Bry– err, that won’t work either. Edge? Undertaker? Goldberg? Oh, wait, I know, Steve Austin! Yeah, that works! I’m retired like Steve Austin! And like ol’ Stone Cold (STONE COLD STONE BAH GAWD Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Bad News Brown on the Arsenio Hall Show – Yeah, This Wouldn’t Fly in 2020

11 Submitted by on Thu, 12 March 2020, 20:00
Syndicated TV Show, 1990 While one could argue that 1990 wasn’t the most stellar year for the World Wrestling Federation, it seemed as if they had no real issue getting their talent on the talk show circuit of the era.  And more often than not, their go to seemed to be The Arsenio Hall Show. For the uninitiated, the man above Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fans Mourn The Loss Of “Dashing” Cody Rhodes

7 Submitted by on Mon, 09 March 2020, 08:00
Salt Lake City, UT – The pro-wrestling community is currently mourning the loss of former WWE gimmick “Dashing” Cody Rhodes. The gimmick, which focused on Rhodes’ handsome looks, was pronounced deceased minutes after Rhodes revealed a large tattoo on his neck. The tattoo, a red, white, and blue American Nightmare logo, received widespread scorn and mockery in and out of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Undertaker- zombie, biker, businessman.

1 Submitted by on Fri, 06 March 2020, 02:00
This is a shirt from that weird period where The Undertaker suddenly stopped being an undead zombie and started being a bad ass redneck biker. Apparently this was just a phase because he went back to being an undead zombie later. “Deadman Inc”? Well, I guess that makes more business sense than “Deadman, LLC”. You have to protect your assets, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Concession Stand Employee Reveals He Is A Seth Rollins Disciple

3 Submitted by on Mon, 02 March 2020, 08:00
Brooklyn, NY – In a shocking turn of events, a concession stand employee at the Barclay’s Center ripped open his shirt to reveal that he is a disciple of “The Monday Night Messiah” Seth Rollins. Rodrigo “Hot Rod” Robles, a part-time Assistant Manager at Nathan’s Famous and diehard Rollins fan, spent his shift messing with the food of any Kevin Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Ring Of Honor coloring book

4 Submitted by on Fri, 28 February 2020, 02:00
Crapper Luchaporn writes: This is Luchaporn from the craphole and I just came across what has to be one of the most baffling items ever, I mean even worse than those ROH Championship Belt Rings…there is now an official ROH coloring book.  Who’s the target audience for this thing? I think I can actually explain this one… Apparently, coloring is Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Ric Flair’s Final Match – It Wasn’t At Mania…But It Sure Should Have Been

25 Submitted by on Thu, 27 February 2020, 20:00
TNA, 2011 Before I type another word, let me say one thing, and let me say it emphatically: I LOVE RIC FLAIR. Some of you may fail to grasp that concept, especially considering I am inducting his final ever match into WrestleCrap.  That’s insane, right?  The WrestleMania XXIV match against Shawn Michaels was in many ways amazing.  And of course Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “Hit Matt Hardy With A Chair” Added To Wrestlemania Axxess

2 Submitted by on Mon, 24 February 2020, 08:00
Tampa Bay, FL – At this year’s Wrestlemania Axxess, fans will now have the chance to hit WWE Superstar Matt Hardy with a steel chair. Following the brutal chair-based attack on Hardy by Randy Orton, WWE officials are looking to capitalize on the positive response. “Did you hear that reaction?” said WWE CEO Vince McMahon after Orton’s attack on Hardy. Continue Reading...
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Induction: Blood, Sweat & Gears with Sgt. Slaughter – See Sarge melt your face… And that’s an order!

16 Submitted by on Thu, 20 February 2020, 21:50
VHS, 1987 In 1987, the United States Hot Rod Association released “Blood, Sweat & Gears,” a 37-minute tour-de-force of souped-up engines and general vehicular carnage. There were tractor pulls… …monster truck races… …a car being dropped onto a bunch of other cars from a giant crane… But this VHS didn’t just feature the heavy-duty car-killing machines of the USHRA; it Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 290!!

3 Submitted by on Wed, 19 February 2020, 20:39
Babies! Birds! Bosoms!  This WrestleCrap Radio Has It All! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
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Headlies: Becky Lynch Tests Positive For Rabies

3 Submitted by on Mon, 17 February 2020, 08:00
Everett, WA – Raw Women’s Champion Becky Lynch has tested positive for rabies days after receiving a bite by WWE Superstar Shayna Baszler. WWE officials suspected Lynch was not well during this morning’s walkthrough at the Angel of the Winds Arena. The normally calm and attentive Lynch was visibly aggressive, growling at members of the ring crew. Her condition quickly Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Big Boss Man fights The Mountie- but not in the ring…

2 Submitted by on Fri, 14 February 2020, 02:00
It’s a WWF Battlemania comic book featuring The Big Boss Man and The Mountie having a knock-down, drag-out fight to the death! And for some reason they’re having it on The Forrest Moon Of Endor! The Big Boss Man vs. Wicket in a Jail House match totally should have headlined Summer Slam ’91. JailbirdEwok.com! I bet that URL… might be Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Greatest Women’s Match in History – Weird, You Wouldn’t Think THAT Would Be an Induction

41 Submitted by on Thu, 13 February 2020, 20:00
WWE, 2011 If there’s one thing I never, ever want to hear again, it would be “what is your pro wrestling Mount Rushmore?” What a stupid question. Trying to nail down the four best wrestlers in the history of man is a fool’s errand.  And is that even the question?  Are they the BEST wrestlers?  My FAVORITE wrestlers?  The wrestlers Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Special Guest Gimp Added To MJF – Cody Rhodes Match

5 Submitted by on Mon, 10 February 2020, 08:00
Chicago, IL – Following his brutal ten lashings given to him by MJF, Cody Rhodes has announced that their match at AEW Revolution will include a special guest gimp. Still sporting welts on his back, Rhodes announced the stipulation in an interview with Jennifer Decker. “I gave my word that I would endure everything that MJF could dish out,” explained Continue Reading...
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