WWE has a new cookbook and you’re not going to like what War Raiders are cooking up.

Bring your appetite for an all-new Headlies!

Another HUGE signing has been announced for All Elite Wrestling.

Hold on tight for a brand-new Headlie!

16 random teams!

A randy Gene Okerlund!

And a prize that may or may not actually exist!

Battlebowl ’93 – inducted!

You know it’s been a crazy year in wrestling when running over a child doesn’t even get a Gooker nomination.

Impact Wrestling vows to make a change in Headlies!

It’s time to pick the very worst of the very worst!

The 2018 Gooker Voting Booth is Open for Bidness!

Merry Christmas to all and a blessed 2019!

Traveling? Check out an hour-long conversation on El Santa Claus with RD Reynolds on the Horrible Movie Podcast!

It’s the shoot interview you’ve been waiting for!

Coach Comet spills all in a brand new Headlie!

Love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?

You won’t after you learn what it’s REALLY about!

RD Reynolds is back with an all-new Christmas induction!

Merry Christmas, Crappers!

Break out the egg nog and check out the annual spectacular known as the WrestleCrap Radio Christmas Show!

Get to clickin’!

Having chairs in your match?

You’d better call the Chairman, La Parka!

Get the “1-4-1-4” in this week’s Headlies!

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: “The Official WWE Cookbook” War Raiders Recipe Made Entirely Of Hair

0 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 21 January 2019, 08:00

Stamford, CT – WWE officials have revealed another recipe for the upcoming “Official WWE Cookbook” just in time for the Royal Rumble. The cookbook, which contains recipes such as Dean Ambrosia Salad, Mimosa Joes, Braun Beef Stroganoffman, and Zack Ryder’s Microwave Soup For One, was formally announced by WWE Chief Brand Officer Stephanie McMahon. “Your Royal Rumble party is going Continue Reading...

Induction: Battlebowl 1993 – Mean Gene & Fifi’s Lethal Lottery and Chill

20 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 10 January 2019, 20:31

This induction is dedicated to the late “Mean” Gene Okerlund, whose hijinks and horniness left and indelible mark on this pay-per-view broadcast. WCW made a lot of odd choices throughout its existence, not the least of which was tinkering with its annual Starrcade event, the oldest televised supercard in the wrestling world, by devoting the entire 1991 event to Battlebowl. Continue Reading...

2018 Gooker Award Voting! Pick the Very Worst of Pro Wrestling!

69 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 03 January 2019, 20:00

Another crappy twelve months of wrestling are in the books! Ok, ok, so there was a LOT of good stuff in 2018, we admit. But you cannot deny some real stinkaroos snuck into rings as well. The question remains though – what was the very worst of the very worst? That’s what the Gooker Award is all about. For the Continue Reading...

Christmas Induction: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer – Love This Show? You Won’t After You Read This!

42 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 20 December 2018, 20:33

Television Special, 1964 Christmas time again! That means but one thing at WrestleCrap.com…we forgo an induction of horrible wrestling to focus on a horrible Christmas movie instead! It’s a tradition, one that we have now categorized as “Ye Olde Christmas Movies” on the site…access them all by clicking here! Without any further adieu, let’s dig into another pile of Christmas crap! Continue Reading...

WrestleCrap Radio 279 – Merry Christmas, Crappers!

3 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 17 December 2018, 19:18

Merry Christmas, fellow Crappers! Blade Braxton and I are back with the annual Christmas show, and it’s a doozie! Get out the egg nog and get to clickin’! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon. Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, Continue Reading...

Get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap Goodies with Patreon!

1 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Tue, 06 February 2018, 16:40

Hey hey, fellow Crappers! It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds here once again to tell you about our all new Patreon page. And by once again, I mean for the first time ever. Ahem. For the past seventeen years, we’ve very rarely asked for support for the site. We’ve had the archive discs and books to Continue Reading...

The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Available Via Patreon!

76 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 22 December 2016, 09:30

Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years. Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here. Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: WCW LCD wrist watch game, and flasks!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 18 January 2019, 02:00

This WCW catalog page from the early 90’s has all sorts of stuff on it. Look! It’s one of those LCD wristwatch games! The games almost always barely playable and you could hardly see the tiny screen. but they gave you something to do during 5th Period Study Hall when you wanted to avoid doing Algebra homework. This is what Continue Reading...

Headlies: All Elite Wrestling Signs Joey Ryan’s Penis Druids

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 14 January 2019, 08:00

Jacksonville, FL – Cody Rhodes, the leader of the newly-formed All Elite Wrestling, proudly announced that they have signed Joey Ryan’s Penis Druids to a 5-year deal. “Wrestling has a long and storied history of having wrestling phalluses,” explained Rhodes. “The Dicks, The Johnsons, JBL. Everyone was talking about the Penis Druids resurrecting Joey Ryan at All In, so it Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Unreleased WWF Superstars cereal box featuring a tag team that licks ’em all!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 11 January 2019, 02:00

Crapper Another Dave writes: Ran across this this morning- an unreleased WWF Superstars Cereal Box featuring the Bushwhackers! Because I know when I’m trying to keep food down there’s nothing like looking at Luke and Butch! Oh yes! Thinking about Luke and Butch licking random fans sure makes me want to grab a nice bowl of second rate wrestling themed Continue Reading...

Headlies: Impact Wrestling Vows To Win Gooker Award Next Year

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 07 January 2019, 08:00

Toronto, ON – An emergency meeting of executives at Anthem Sports was called this weekend to discuss Impact Wrestling’s exclusion from the 2018 Gooker Award nominations. Anthem Sports CEO Leonard Asper addressed the issue among his company’s leaders. “How? How does this happen?” asked Asper. “We’ve worked too long and too hard to just be completely left off the Wrestlecrap Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Buy a Cactus Jacket from Cactus Jack!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 04 January 2019, 02:00

Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog found out that in 1994 Mick Foley ran a short-lived mail-order Leather Jacket catalog (!). Mick offered leather jackets for both men and women. Unfortunately there wasn’t much interest in the jackets and the business closed down pretty fast. I don’t know much about leather jackets but they look nice to me. Continue Reading...

Headlies: Vince McMahon Trying To Dress Lars Sullivan Like The New Year’s Baby

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 31 December 2018, 08:00

Orlando, FL – WWE CEO Vince McMahon has taken on NXT Superstar Lars Sullivan as a personal project with a time-honored gimmick. “With the McMahon family coming back on Raw and Smackdown, some plans were pushed to the side,” explained McMahon. “Unfortunately, some of those plans included Lars Sullivan. I felt bad for letting him down, but I came up Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: No Holds Barred- The shirt!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 28 December 2018, 02:00

If you’ve read R.D’s induction of No Holds Barred (and if you haven’t, you ought to) then you know the movie is… shall we say…. somewhat flawed. But Vince McMahon must have thought the movie would be really popular because the WWF put out this t-shirt featuring a drawing of Hulk Hogan (as Rip!) glaring at an enraged Zeus. Hulk looks like Continue Reading...

2018: A LOOK BACK IN HORROR – THE WORST IN WRESTLING!

30 Submitted by Justin Henry on Thu, 27 December 2018, 20:00

Hello all. Great to see you folks again, for this, my sixth year of writing the Look Back. To be honest, I wasn’t sure that I would even take on the list this year. Since February, I’ve been writing scripts for my good friends at Cultaholic for their YouTube channel, and in April, I would assume many more roles with Continue Reading...

Headlies: Comet The Reindeer Films Shoot Interview For Kayfabe Commentaries

1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 24 December 2018, 08:00

Newark, NJ – Legendary reindeer Comet sat down this past weekend with Sean Oliver of Kayfabe Commentaries for shoot interview. Comet did not hold back, unleashing years of pent-up frustration and anger at his former colleagues. “Santa’s Workshop would’ve closed down years ago if it wasn’t for me,” said a disgusted Comet. “It’s like those elves get dumber every year Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Santa Hollywood Hogan Christmas ornament

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 21 December 2018, 02:00

Santa Hollywood Hogan is here and he has presents! Oh yes, it’s a NWO Hulk Hogan Christmas ornament! I’d like to think he’s like The Grinch and he’s just in the middle of taking Christmas gifts away from kids and families. Because that’s how Hollywood Hogan rolls, brother!...

Headlies: La Parka Serves As Official Chair Inspector At TLC

4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 17 December 2018, 08:00

San Jose, CA – Beloved luchador La Parka made his surprising return to US professional wrestling last night at WWE’s TLC event. The masked Superstar, known for his skeleton outfit and incredible dance moves, was hired by WWE COO Triple H to ensure all chairs used at TLC were up to code. “Thing tend to get wild at TLC,” said Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Sin Cara and Scooby-Doo figures

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 14 December 2018, 02:00

A few years ago there was a WWE/Scooby Doo “WrestleMania Mystery” crossover cartoon movie. Here’s some figures of Sin Cara and Scooby-Doo, together at last. Can’t you just picture Sin Cara out at 6 AM taking Scooby out for walkies? The real mystery is why anyone would want this particular combination of figures. Oh-Ho-Ho-Ho!...

INDUCTION: The XPW Raw Sewage Match – Xtremely Poopy Wrestling

25 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 13 December 2018, 21:30

XPW, 2002 This week’s induction is going to be on the lean side due to a last-minute change of plans. See, up until last night, my plan was to induct the low-budget film, “Florida Bush League Wrestling”, a mockumentary made around 2000 that some distributor appears to have bought the rights to and then smothered with a laugh track. Think Continue Reading...

Headlies: Masked Superstar Hyppo Debuts On Raw

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 10 December 2018, 08:00

San Diego, CA – A brand new Superstar going by the name of Hyppo made his debut at this week’s Monday Night Raw. Hailing from Lansing, Michigan, the previously unknown newcomer made short work of local opponent. Wearing a large hippopotamus mask over his head and a black singlet with his misspelled name splashed across the front, he wowed the Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Funky Texas Tornado logo shirt

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 07 December 2018, 02:00

This circa late 80’s/early 90’s WWF Texas Tornado Kerry Von Erich logo shirt has some of the weirdest color choices I’ve ever seen on a wrestling shirt: Blue, orange, red, and black/white?! I can’t decide if I hate it because of the contrasting colors or love it because it’s so cheesy. A giant red tornado coming at you would be Continue Reading...

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INDUCTION: The Eggnog Match – Ho Ho Ho(s Are Splashing in Goo For Your Amusement)!

25 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 06 December 2018, 19:13

WWF, 2001 Before we get into today’s induction, we wanted to once again let you know about our Patreon. I know, I know, we beat you over the head about it, but it’s the key to WrestleCrap’s survival and better yet, you get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap content! This week, for instance, we are offering a Patreon only re-induction of the legendary Continue Reading...

Headlies: XFL Team Announced For Dudleyville

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 03 December 2018, 08:00

Stamford, CT – At a press conference this morning, XFL leader Vince McMahon announced the eight launch cities that will be receiving a new team. While cities like New York, Dallas, and Los Angeles were expected, McMahon stunned the sporting world when Dudleyville was announced. “We are 100% ready to launch and compete directly with the NFL,” said McMahon. “We Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The Road Warriors love their Zubaz!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 30 November 2018, 02:00

The Road Warriors (AKA: The Legion of Doom to you WWF fans) love their Zubaz pants! Why? Because they’re flashy, and comfortable, and Zebra stripes never, ever go out of style! What’s not to love? And now, enjoy a gallery of Hawk and Animal in Zubaz: UHHHHHHWhatAZubazRush.com! I bet that URL’s not taken…...

INDUCTION: Hogan-Warrior II – Jack Tunney was right to ban this

35 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 29 November 2018, 22:27

WCW, 1998 “I cannot in clear conscience allow these two men to once again batter each other beyond the point of exhaustion, past the threshold of pain, and at the expense of risking torturous injury. Therefore, I will not sanction a rematch in the near future.” That’s the memo WWF’s figurehead President Jack Tunney sent out immediately after Wrestlemania VI Continue Reading...

HEADLIES: Cyber Monday Sales of New Becky Lynch Playset Crash WWE.com

4 Submitted by Blade Braxton on Mon, 26 November 2018, 21:26

Stamford, CT – Overwhelming Cyber Monday sales at WWEShop.com temporarily crashed the web site’s servers as the WWE unveiled their hottest gift for this Christmas season: the Becky Lynch Broken Face Action Set. “For years, kids have enjoyed our toy roleplay costume sets, enabling them to pretend they are WWE Superstars like John Cena and The Shield,” said Stephanie McMahon, Continue Reading...

WrestleCrap Radio #278!

1 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 26 November 2018, 20:45

It’s your favorite show of the year – our annual Black Friday spectacular! Plus more wrestling talk than we’ve had in years. No, we can’t believe it either. But hey, get to clickin’ and hear it for yourself! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon. Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so Continue Reading...

Headlies: Raw Defeats Smackdown At Thanksgiving

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 26 November 2018, 08:00

Greenwich, CT – WWE’s Raw brand continued their winning streak from Survivor Series, soundly defeating Smackdown with a sumptuous and delectable Thanksgiving meal. Stephanie McMahon welcomed the Raw roster into her palatial mansion. Wrestlers theme songs by the Connecticut Philharmonic Orchestra greeted each guest. Cocktails and hors d’oeuvres were served in the McMahon study beside a roaring fire. An incredible Continue Reading...

SOMEONE BOUGHT THIS: Fly Fishing Mike Rotundo Autographed Photo

2 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 25 November 2018, 19:24

As discussed on WrestleCrap Radio…I never thought he’d top that Captain Mike shirt where he had a giant head popping out of a boat, but he sure tried! This was apparently out of the 1988 DANGER ZONE calendar, and if anyone is looking to get me a Christmas present, this would look great hanging up in my living room....

Someone Bought This: Chyna’s second dumbest shirt

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 23 November 2018, 02:00

“Chyna Syndrome”? (Insert obvious STD joke here). Well, this isn’t quite as embarrassingly stupid as her Va-Chyna shirt, but it still doesn’t make any sense. It’s a reference to the movie The China Syndrome about a reporter who uncovers shady goings-on at a Nuclear Power Plant. So is this shirt saying that Chyna is a Nuclear-Powered Diva like Nuclear Man Continue Reading...