“Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!” – Darby Allin’s back

Read this week’s Headlies to find out what else it has to say!

Headlies is ready to cast a spell on “The Wizard” Chris Jericho and his witchy ways.

It’s what the world has been waiting for – Vince McMahon in Animated Otter Form!

Surf’s Up 2: WaveMania…NEW INDUCTION!

Who was the Number 1 pick in this year’s NFL Draft?

Follow the Buzzards to Headlies!

Something extremely valuable’s been buried, and it’s not Hogan’s fault this time!

New induction, made by a human!

The “Forbidden Door” swings open once again.

Grab some light tubes for a brand-new Headlies!

Hey look, it’s Garfield!

And he’s grappling!

And it totally sucks, so we’re inducting it.

You want the smoke? Ask whoever produced this match.

The Viking Raiders vs. the Street Profits – inducted!

CYN is celebrating Easter the only way they know how.

Control Your Holidays in Headlies!

Baseball has returned and so has Abe “Knuckleball” Schwartz!

Find out what he had in store for Opening Day in Headlies!

After 29 legendary years, Triple H has his last match.

And he…vanishes???

Find out more in a NEW INDUCTION!

The Iron Sheik made it to Wrestlemania 38, just like Bobby Heenan predicted!

Find out who Sheiky Baby humbled in Headlies!

¡100% Lucha, la película!

Celebra nuestro aniversario con una nueva inducción

The Sleepy Superstar Wendy Choo is ready for Wrestlemania.

Just try not to wake her when you read this week’s Headlie!

Atomic Banana Battles the Big Cheese!

Nickelodeon’s WACK is here in an all-new WrestleCrap Induction!

Sharmell is heading to the WWE Hall of Fame!

Find out who is going to be inducting her in a MINUS FIVE STARS Headlie!

Before he lost his smile,

he lost a fight to a lifeguard.

New induction!

Bron Breakker would be a huge star if he smiled more.

We’ve got more helpful suggestions for him in Headlies!

March Madness is Here..and it features Dusty Rhodes and the Stars of the 1988 NWA!

NEW INDUCTION!

Did you hear? Tony Khan purchased another promotion.

AEW is Wrestlicious in Headlies!

It’s the final recorded show with Blade Braxton and RD Reynolds.

We thank you for all the years, all the laughs, and all the fun!

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: Darby Allin’s Spine Asks For Release From Darby Allin

0 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 16 May 2022, 08:00

Seattle, WA – AEW star Darby Allin’s spine made a surprise request to be released from Darby Allin. Following his match with Jeff Hardy on Dynamite which saw him land back-first onto a row of chairs, Allin’s spine is calling it quits. Citing years of physical misuse and neglect, the complex system of bones, muscles, and nerves has reportedly had Continue Reading...

CLASSIC INDUCTION: WWF Microleague Wrestling – The FIRST – and perhaps WORST – WWF Videogame Ever!

35 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 12 May 2022, 20:00

WWF Computer Game, 1987 (Quick note from RD: No new induction this week due to a scheduling conflict (we’ll be back on schedule next week) but here’s a blast from the archives!) Want to impress your video game geek friends? Then quiz them thusly: what, pray tell, was the first ever WWF video game? Be prepared to laugh heartily at them Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: Surf’s Up 2 WaveMania – Featuring Vince McMahon as an Otter!

9 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 05 May 2022, 08:00

Animated Movie, 2017 My son is something of an animation aficionado. Don’t get me wrong – he’s a kid of 2022, preferring to watch a 15 second YouTube video over a two hour movie, but he knows his stuff. While he doesn’t love every animated flick, he has a pretty incredible knowledge of when films were made, what they were Continue Reading...

Induction: McCinsey’s Island – Hulk likes turtles

8 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 28 April 2022, 22:36

Movie, 1998 It’s mind-boggling to consider that this website launched before some of the wrestlers we watch on TV were even born. And while we don’t take lightly our role as the internet’s arbiter of what is and isn’t crap in pro wrestling, many readers take it way more seriously than even we do, thoughtfully weighing in on whether this Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: Canvas Back Cat – Garfield Grapples to the Delight of No One

20 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 21 April 2022, 20:00

Cartoon, 1992 Sometimes I question if I get a bit too obscure with the inductions I pen, and this is definitely one of those times. While children of the 80s and 90s remember Garfield, I sincerely doubt most anyone else does. I mean, the last major item featuring Garfield was a pretty horrible movie in 2004, which by my count Continue Reading...

Induction: Viking Raiders vs. Street Profits – What a Viking stupid match

6 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Mon, 18 April 2022, 20:00

WWE, 2020 The second the War Raiders showed up on Raw as the Viking Experience, they could never be taken seriously again. My only explanation for this unforced error is that Vince heard the name “Ebony Experience” during Harlem Heat’s Hall of Fame speech, and a light bulb went off in his brain. Or an aneurysm. Either way, the intimidating Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: Triple H’s Last Match – After 29 Years, The Game Simply Vanishes

5 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 07 April 2022, 20:00

WWE, 2021 As I write this, WrestleMania 38 has just hit the books. And in many ways, it felt like truly, finally, the end of an era. The Undertaker going into the Hall of Fame “Stone Cold” Steve Austin returning to the ring after 19 years for his “final” match. And of course, Vince McMahon doing… …whatever the heck this Continue Reading...

Get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap Goodies with Patreon!

1 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Tue, 06 February 2018, 16:40

Hey hey, fellow Crappers! It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds here once again to tell you about our all new Patreon page. And by once again, I mean for the first time ever. Ahem. For the past seventeen years, we’ve very rarely asked for support for the site. We’ve had the archive discs and books to Continue Reading...

The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Available Via Patreon!

86 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 22 December 2016, 09:30

Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years. Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here. Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: This WWF program is a real bomb…

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 13 May 2022, 02:00

Adam Bomb made the cover of a WWF Program! Imagine going to a Live Event and seeing that- I would be so disappointed…...

Headlies: “The Wizard” Chris Jericho Found Guilty Of Witchcraft

0 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 09 May 2022, 08:00

Salem, MA – AEW Superstar Chris Jericho was found guilty of practicing witchcraft during a trial this past weekend. Judge John Hathorne V, a direct descendent of one of the justices from the Salem witch trials, presided over the case. “Mr. Jericho, you have been accused of practicing witchcraft,” announced Hathorne with a bang of his gavel. “Your dabbling in Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: WWF brings you high-flying fun!

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 06 May 2022, 02:00

It’s a toy version of the WWF blimp that used to fly around Pay-Per-Views in 1995! I believe it had a Stri-Dex Medicated Pads logo on the other side if you’re curious. You’d be surprised at how little I have to say about a stupid blimp toy. Then again, maybe not…...

Headlies: Jacksonville Jaguars Select Bray Wyatt No. 1 Overall in 2022 NFL Draft

1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 02 May 2022, 08:00

Las Vegas, NV – The Jacksonville Jaguars shocked both the football and professional wrestling worlds Thursday night by selecting Bray Wyatt as the number 1 overall pick. The raucous crowd stood in silence as Wyatt spider-walked across the stage. Terrified, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell threw a Jaguars jersey at Wyatt and ran off stage. Shaking Shad Khan’s hand, Wyatt smiled Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Bad WCW bedding artwork

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 29 April 2022, 02:00

It’s a WCW pillow case! Okay, we’ve got Buff Bagwell, Sting, Bill Goldberg, Macho Man Randy Savage, and… uh… Who’s that last guy supposed to be? Diamond Dallas Page? Did the person who drew that ever see DDP? “Ooooh Yeah!”? Did Randy Savage pay the artist to stick his catchphrase haphazardly in the middle there?...

Headlies: AEW Opens ‘Forbidden Door’ To IWA: Mid-South

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 25 April 2022, 08:00

New Albany, IN – All Elite Wrestling has once again joined forces with another promotion for a joint pay-per-view. AEW president Tony Khan announced during a taping of AEW: Dark Elevation that his company would be joining forces with IWA: Mid-South. Formed in the mid-90’s by former ECW star Ian Rotten, IWA: Mid-South is best known as the early home Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Would you buy this Dubai bootleg wrestling figure? I would!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 22 April 2022, 02:00

Crapper Al Needham wrote: The attached was spotted in a 24-hour discount store in Dubai. Dunno who he is, but he’s obviously a Main Event Superstar in the Morld Mrestling 3ntertainment Universe. Wow, that is so weird… I love it! “World Wrestling Stimulation Tournament”?!...

Headlies: Easter-Themed CYN Show Goes Off The Rails

1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 18 April 2022, 08:00

Nazareth, PA – Upstart wrestling company Control Your Narrative celebrated the Easter holiday weekend with a special event that managed to offend everyone. The event, dubbed “Easter Feaster”, took place in front of a capacity crowd of 49 people at the Nazareth Community Center Annex Room B. Fans expecting to see grappling and hard-fought victories were instead subjected to what Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan has a plan for you- a workout plan!

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 15 April 2022, 02:00

It’s the Hulk Hogan Workout Set! Yes, by using this workout set that scrawny kid on the package is sure to look just as muscled-up as Hulk Hogan! And if you believe that, then I have some primo swampland in Florida to sell you, brother!...

Headlies: Streaking Abe “Knuckleball” Schwartz Banned From All MLB Stadiums

0 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 11 April 2022, 08:00

Bronx, NY – Former wrestler Abe “Knuckleball” Schwartz has received a lifetime ban from all Major League Baseball stadiums following an unfortunate Opening Day steaking incident. The gratuitous display occurred during the 8th inning of the New York Yankees – Boston Red Sox opener. Stripping down to an off-brand pair of underwear and cleats, Schwartz ran through the grass. Fans Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Superman vs. Antonio Rocca Comic

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 08 April 2022, 02:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: So in 1962 Superman actually stepped into the ring and got his tail handed to him by Antonio Rocca one of the biggest stars of that era. According to Comics Alliance writer Chris Sims the story is even weirder that you might expect. Man, Superman got his ass kicked!...

Headlies: The Iron Sheik Finally Makes It To Wrestlemania 38

1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 04 April 2022, 08:00

Dallas, TX – WWE Hall Of Famer fulfilled Bobby “The Brain” Heenan’s prediction this weekend by finally arriving at Wrestlemania 38. Eagle-eared fans fondly remember Heenan’s call from the Wrestlemania X-7 Gimmick Battle Royale. The Iron Sheik shuffled to the ring so slowly that Heenan stated, “By the time the Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania Continue Reading...

Inducción: 100% Lucha, la película – ¿Quién necesita un brazo cibernético cuando se puede patearle en el escroto?

17 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Fri, 01 April 2022, 12:00

2008, Película de televisión 100% Lucha, la película es una película basada en 100% Lucha. ¿Complicado, no? También complicada es la letra del tema musical, pero creo que la tengo correcta: Cien por ciento lucha/Cien por ciento lucha/Cien por ciento lucha/Cien por ciento lucha/Cien por ciento lucha/Cien por ciento lucha/Cien por ciento lucha/Cien por ciento lucha Para los curiosos, 100% Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Bend over for some patriotic fervor!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 01 April 2022, 02:00

It’s a Bend-Em figure of The Patriot. Yup…. (yawn!). I wonder if they sold even 1/3rd of however many of these they made?...

Headlies: Wendy Choo Excited For (Yawn) Wrestlemania

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 28 March 2022, 08:00

Queens, NY – NXT 2.0 favorite Wendy Choo is incredibly excited for Wrestlemania and has begun planning her watch party. Sporting a stupendous onesie and hugging a Roman Reigns body pillow, Choo expressed her overwhelming anticipation for the event. “Oh my gosh, you guys. I am so ready for Wrestlemania this weekend,” said Choo sleepily. “ My bunny slippers are Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A Finnish environmentalist trading card… in 3-D!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 25 March 2022, 02:00

From the Wrestling Trading Card Price Guide site comes this 1994 Ludvig Borga hologram card! Eh, I think I’d be more excited if I go tone of those 3-D Hologram Baseball Cards from Denny’s back in the day…...

INDUCTION: WACK – Apparently the term “WACK” meant something different to kids in 2006 than it did to kids in the 80s

19 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 24 March 2022, 20:00

Nickelodeon, 2006 Nickelodeon is no stranger to us here at WrestleCrap. After all, a kids network like that is fertile ground for pro wrestling cross-overs, and has been since we first saw it on cable television. Heck, even Bobby Heenan and Gorilla Monsoon got in on the action way back in the 1980s (which you can read about here). Let’s Continue Reading...

Headlies: Jenna Morasca To Induct Sharmell Into The WWE Hall Of Fame

4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 21 March 2022, 08:00

Orlando, FL – Early this morning, WWE announced that former Survivor contestant Jenna Morasca would be inducting Sharmell into the WWE Hall Of Fame. Many wrestling fans remember Morasca’s now-legendary bout with Sharmell at TNA’s Victory Road 2009. The match earned Wrestling Observer’s Worst Worked Match Of The Year award, a Minus Five Stars Rating from Figure Four’s Bryan Alvarez, Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Great manager, awful wrestler

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 18 March 2022, 02:00

On one hand the Bob Backlund figure is awesome because Bob Backlund is awesome. On the other hand, The Sultan gimmick was 100% pure WrestleCrap!...

Induction: Shawn Michaels on Baywatch – HBKaywatch

14 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 17 March 2022, 22:09

Syndicated TV, 1996 Over the past year or so, I’ve been watching every episode of Baywatch. While that may sound like a dumb idea, the payoff was to be an induction of the Shawn Michaels episode. I figured that watching all the previous episodes would give me a better understanding of the series and its characters, which is an even Continue Reading...

Headlies: Bron Breakker Receives His First-Week Evaluation

1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 14 March 2022, 08:00

Stamford, CT – Up-and-coming Superstar Bron Breakker met with WWE officials to discuss his main roster debut earlier this week. While most outsiders had positive things to say, WWE leadership was more critical. Seated at the far end of a long conference table, Breakker nervously listened to his evaluation. “We need you to smile more, Bron,” explained Stephanie McMahon. “Wave Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A shirt from a very prestigious university

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 11 March 2022, 02:00

It’s a Warrior University t-shirt! Yes, The Ultimate Warrior ran a wrestling “school” for a few years in the mid-90’s. It lasted for about two years before closing. “Warrior University- The I.T.T Tech Of Wrestling Schools”...

INDUCTION: NWA vs. Charlotte Police Department – March Madness with Dusty and Friends!

9 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 10 March 2022, 19:32

NWA, 1988 I’ve never been a fan of basketball. I suppose part of that is my physical makeup. I’ve always been a tall person, and even though I wasn’t 6’5″ in grade school, I was generally much bigger than my classmates. It was inevitable that people at school suggested I play basketball and I attempted to do so. My height Continue Reading...