Just in time for the finals of the Mixed Match Challenge, read about XPW’s intergender s**t show!

New induction!

Rhyno may be gone from the WWE, but a newcomer is here to take his place.

Read about your new favorite masked wrestler in Headlies!

Ho Ho Hos…are Splashing Around in Milky Substances for Your Enjoyment!

The Egg Nog Match….INDUCTED!

Which cities are getting their own XFL team?

Get the tables and find out in Headlies!

The match Jack Tunney tried to save us from…

Hogan vs. Warrior II – inducted!

It’s your favorite show of the year – our annual Black Friday spectacular!

Plus wrestling talk.

No, we can’t believe it either!

Who won the battle for Thanksgiving: Raw or Smackdown?

Grab some leftovers and find out in Headlies!

Get ready for Thanksgiving the WrestleCrap way – with the WWF’s New Generation Invading the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade!

NEW INDUCTION!

When The Man can’t compete, you send for The Turkey!

Ronda Rousey vs The Gobbledy Gooker?

Read all about it in Headlies!

It’s the insane AWA pilot everyone’s talking about!

Featuring foxy boxing! A live audience!! Slow motion replays!!!

It’s a new induction!!!!

Stephanie McMahon said that WWE could be “as big as Disney.”

Read a brand-new Headlies to find out just how far she’ll go to make it happen!

The legendary War Games goes up in smoke!

NEW INDUCTION!

Hulk Hogan has returned to the WWE and he has a new gimmick, brother! Thanks Crown Jewel!

Grab your sacks of money and read all about it in Headlies.

All The Latest Crap!

INDUCTION: The XPW Raw Sewage Match – Xtremely Poopy Wrestling

12 Submitted by on Thu, 13 December 2018, 21:30
XPW, 2002 This week’s induction is going to be on the lean side due to a last-minute change of plans. See, up until last night, my plan was to induct the low-budget film, “Florida Bush League Wrestling”, a mockumentary made around 2000 that some distributor appears to have bought the rights to and then smothered with a laugh track. Think Continue Reading...
Read more

Headlies: Masked Superstar Hyppo Debuts On Raw

2 Submitted by on Mon, 10 December 2018, 08:00
San Diego, CA – A brand new Superstar going by the name of Hyppo made his debut at this week’s Monday Night Raw. Hailing from Lansing, Michigan, the previously unknown newcomer made short work of local opponent. Wearing a large hippopotamus mask over his head and a black singlet with his misspelled name splashed across the front, he wowed the Continue Reading...
Read more

INDUCTION: The Eggnog Match – Ho Ho Ho(s Are Splashing in Goo For Your Amusement)!

20 Submitted by on Thu, 06 December 2018, 19:13
WWF, 2001 Before we get into today’s induction, we wanted to once again let you know about our Patreon.  I know, I know, we beat you over the head about it, but it’s the key to WrestleCrap’s survival and better yet, you get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap content!  This week, for instance, we are offering a Patreon only re-induction of the legendary Continue Reading...
Read more

WrestleCrap Radio #278!

0 Submitted by on Mon, 26 November 2018, 20:45
It’s your favorite show of the year – our annual Black Friday spectacular!  Plus more wrestling talk than we’ve had in years.  No, we can’t believe it either.  But hey, get to clickin’ and hear it for yourself! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so Continue Reading...
Read more

Get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap Goodies with Patreon!

1 Submitted by on Tue, 06 February 2018, 16:40
Hey hey, fellow Crappers!  It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds here once again to tell you about our all new Patreon page. And by once again, I mean for the first time ever.  Ahem. For the past seventeen years, we’ve very rarely asked for support for the site.  We’ve had the archive discs and books to Continue Reading...
Read more

The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Available Via Patreon!

75 Submitted by on Thu, 22 December 2016, 09:30
Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...
Read more

Someone Bought This: Sin Cara and Scooby-Doo figures

1 Submitted by on Fri, 14 December 2018, 02:00
A few years ago there was a WWE/Scooby Doo “WrestleMania Mystery” crossover cartoon movie. Here’s some figures of Sin Cara and Scooby-Doo, together at last. Can’t you just picture Sin Cara out at 6 AM taking Scooby out for walkies? The real mystery is why anyone would want this particular combination of figures. Oh-Ho-Ho-Ho!...
Read more

Headlies: XFL Team Announced For Dudleyville

6 Submitted by on Mon, 03 December 2018, 08:00
Stamford, CT – At a press conference this morning, XFL leader Vince McMahon announced the eight launch cities that will be receiving a new team. While cities like New York, Dallas, and Los Angeles were expected, McMahon stunned the sporting world when Dudleyville was announced. “We are 100% ready to launch and compete directly with the NFL,” said McMahon. “We Continue Reading...
Read more

INDUCTION: Hogan-Warrior II – Jack Tunney was right to ban this

28 Submitted by on Thu, 29 November 2018, 22:27
WCW, 1998 “I cannot in clear conscience allow these two men to once again batter each other beyond the point of exhaustion, past the threshold of pain, and at the expense of risking torturous injury. Therefore, I will not sanction a rematch in the near future.” That’s the memo WWF’s figurehead President Jack Tunney sent out immediately after Wrestlemania VI Continue Reading...
Read more

HEADLIES: Cyber Monday Sales of New Becky Lynch Playset Crash WWE.com

4 Submitted by on Mon, 26 November 2018, 21:26
Stamford, CT – Overwhelming Cyber Monday sales at WWEShop.com temporarily crashed the web site’s servers as the WWE unveiled their hottest gift for this Christmas season: the Becky Lynch Broken Face Action Set. “For years, kids have enjoyed our toy roleplay costume sets, enabling them to pretend they are WWE Superstars like John Cena and The Shield,” said Stephanie McMahon, Continue Reading...
Read more

Headlies: Raw Defeats Smackdown At Thanksgiving

3 Submitted by on Mon, 26 November 2018, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – WWE’s Raw brand continued their winning streak from Survivor Series, soundly defeating Smackdown with a sumptuous and delectable Thanksgiving meal. Stephanie McMahon welcomed the Raw roster into her palatial mansion. Wrestlers theme songs by the Connecticut Philharmonic Orchestra greeted each guest. Cocktails and hors d’oeuvres were served in the McMahon study beside a roaring fire. An incredible Continue Reading...
Read more

SOMEONE BOUGHT THIS: Fly Fishing Mike Rotundo Autographed Photo

2 Submitted by on Sun, 25 November 2018, 19:24
As discussed on WrestleCrap Radio…I never thought he’d top that Captain Mike shirt where he had a giant head popping out of a boat, but he sure tried! This was apparently out of the 1988 DANGER ZONE calendar, and if anyone is looking to get me a Christmas present, this would look great hanging up in my living room....
Read more

Someone Bought This: Chyna’s second dumbest shirt

1 Submitted by on Fri, 23 November 2018, 02:00
“Chyna Syndrome”? (Insert obvious STD joke here). Well, this isn’t quite as embarrassingly stupid as her Va-Chyna shirt, but it still doesn’t make any sense. It’s a reference to the movie The China Syndrome about a reporter who uncovers shady goings-on at a Nuclear Power Plant. So is this shirt saying that Chyna is a Nuclear-Powered Diva like Nuclear Man Continue Reading...
Read more

INDUCTION: The WWF Invades the Macy’s Day Parade – But No Gooker? For Shame!

19 Submitted by on Wed, 21 November 2018, 18:15
WWF, 1994 Two weeks ago, I inducted the worst War Games match ever, featuring the Ultimate Warrior and friends doing everything they possibly could to completely destroy what was one of wrestling’s truly legendary matches.  At the end of that article, I noted that in two weeks I would induct the follow up to that fiasco, Warrior vs. Hogan II. Continue Reading...
Read more

Headlies: The Gobbledy Gooker Replaces Charlotte At Survivor Series

2 Submitted by on Mon, 19 November 2018, 08:00
Los Angeles, LA – Last night’s historic Survivor Series was capped off with the surprise return of WWE legend the Gobbledy Gooker. The Gooker, which hasn’t been seen since its brief feud with Joey Janela at Starrcast this summer, was hand-picked by Becky Lynch to replace her. Lynch was set to take on current Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey until Continue Reading...
Read more

INDUCTION: The Lost AWA Team Challenge Pilot – The Gagnes warp into the future!

28 Submitted by on Thu, 15 November 2018, 20:53
AWA, 1989 In the American Wrestling Association’s dying days, the company, faced with rapidly declining revenue and an exodus of stars, settled on a long-range booking plan called the Team Challenge Series, in which the entire roster was split up into three teams that competed against each other for points, with the eventual winners receiving a “million dollar prize”. A Continue Reading...
Read more

Headlies: Stephanie McMahon Caught Vandalizing Disney World

5 Submitted by on Mon, 12 November 2018, 08:00
Orlando, FL – WWE’s Chief Brand Officer Stephanie McMahon was caught by Disney World Security vandalizing several locations throughout the theme park. McMahon made headlines this past week stating that “10-20-30 years from now, there’s no reason we can’t be as big or bigger than Disney.” While most experts in and outside of the wrestling business scoffed at such a Continue Reading...
Read more

INDUCTION: War Games 98 – A Great Match Goes Up in Smoke

27 Submitted by on Thu, 08 November 2018, 20:00
WCW, 1998 It’s interesting how different events and matches are glorified over time by wrestling fans, myself included.  For instance, the Royal Rumble.  Just typing those two words together causes my mind to spin back to 1992, and the legendary event where Ric Flair won not only the match but the WWF World Title in the process.  It wasn’t just Continue Reading...
Read more

Headlies: Hulk Hogan Debuts New “Real Saudi Arabian” Gimmick At Crown Jewel

9 Submitted by on Mon, 05 November 2018, 08:00
Riyadh, Saudi Arabia – Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan returned to the WWE this past weekend at Crown Jewel with an all-new pro-Saudi Arabian character. Hogan emerged from the back to a deafening roar from the crowd. While the familiar strains of his classic theme song “Real American” blared over the speakers, subtle changes had been made to the lyrics. While Continue Reading...
Read more

Someone Bought This: A degenerate doggy!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 02 November 2018, 02:00
In 1999 The New Age Outlaws were really popular. So was D-Generation X. So, WWE decided to release this Road Dogg plush bulldog. It’s neon green, and it’s got ATTITUDE! You can tell because it’s wearing sunglasses like Poochie! Because nothing says “degenerate bad ass” like selling a stuffed plush dog toy of yourself to kids. It kind of looks Continue Reading...
Read more

INDUCTION: Bikers’ Court with Jim Duggan – Hacksaw revs up his Harley for… Big Tobacco? Huh?

20 Submitted by on Thu, 01 November 2018, 20:05
Tomorrow, WWE puts on “Crown Jewel”, their most controversial event ever. All over the mainstream news, we’ve been hearing about how WWE is getting paid big bucks by a repressive regime to carry out an outrageous PR campaign for the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. But this is far from the first time that wrestlers have been used in stealth propaganda for Continue Reading...
Read more

Happy Halloween – It’s WrestleCrap Radio 277!

3 Submitted by on Tue, 30 October 2018, 23:30
It’s Halloween at WrestleCrap HQ…but Nothing is Going Wrong This Year!!! Again, this is due to our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!  Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
Read more

Headlies: Everyone At Halloween Party Thinks Jay White Is Wearing A Costume

2 Submitted by on Mon, 29 October 2018, 08:00
Los Angeles, CA – New Japan star Jay “Switchblade” White attended a party this weekend in the greater Los Angeles area and was unaware that it was a Halloween party. Unfortunately for White, he was simply dressed as himself. Many attendees assumed he was in a costume much to his chagrin.. “Yo, man. Killer Danzig costume,” said one woman dressed in Continue Reading...
Read more

Someone Bought This: It seemed like a cool shirt at the time…

4 Submitted by on Fri, 26 October 2018, 02:00
Someone bought this D-Generation X… And that “someone” was uh… me. But I can explain! Picture it… Sicily, 1924… Oh wait sorry, wrong story! Picture it… It was 1998. I was 17 years old. The Attitude Era was in full swing. D-Generation X was all over TV and had been doing some very funny skits. Oh yeah, and they had really Continue Reading...
Read more

INDUCTION: Halloween at Tony Schiavone’s – No Two Ways Around It, Tony’s Going as a Pedophile This Year

21 Submitted by on Thu, 25 October 2018, 20:00
WCW, 1993 Every year about this time, I go back and find a women’s costume battle royal to mock.  There’s a million of them in every promotion known to man, and they are all ridiculous.  It’s less a tradition, more a way of life, one I was fully planning on continuing by inducting another this year. Seriously, what could be Continue Reading...
Read more

Headlies: Officials Trying To Prevent Vince McMahon From Booking Matches At Evolution

3 Submitted by on Mon, 22 October 2018, 08:00
Stamford, CT – WWE officials have been trying desperately to prevent CEO Vince McMahon from adding booking any matches at Evolution. The all-female event is the first of it’s kind for the WWE and employees are doing all they can to keep Mr. McMahon from causing problems. Distractions, business trips, and feeding him Nyquil have proved fruitless. “We really need Continue Reading...
Read more