Celebrate episode 45 with a discussion of our favorite guilty pleasure pop stars! Plus an interactive featuring “Mr. Malnourished” Paul Orndorff!

Exclusively for our friends on Patreon – just $2 a month gets you in!

Gorgeous Ladies of Weltanschauungskrieg?

Mountain Fiji un-Nazis GLOW in the Gestapo Match.

New induction!

An act of vehicular violence ten years ago has come back to bite Kofi Kingston in a big way.

Get ready to peel out in a brand-new Headlies!

It’s WrestleCrap Live!

Join Blade, RD, Jordan, along with Brian Zane, Maffew, Bill Apter, and the Blue Meanie as They Discuss The Worst in Wrestling!

WWE just announced who is on the cover for 2K20 and it’s a real Boss decision.

Vince and Co. make a Bank Statement in an all-new Headlies!

It’s WXO Wrestling –

If you don’t got it, get it.

If you don’t get it, read this new induction!

Braun Strowman is feeling a little peckish.

Watch your fingers and read all about it in Headlies.

Impact Battles WWE with a Match You Can’t See.

TNA Gotta TNA!

NEW INDUCTION!

If you thought the Avengers fighting Thanos was intense, just wait until you see what Marvel has in store for R-Truth and Drake Maverick!

Grab some popcorn and read all about it in Headlies!

Forget Extreme Rules. WCW went extreme before extreme wasn’t family-friendly!

Censor? I hardly know her!

New induction!

The Fat Lady Sings…for Hulk Hogan AND WCW!

Another infamous Nitro moment…INDUCTED!

WWE wishes the WWE Universe the best of luck in their future endeavors.

Find out who is going to be watching Raw and Smackdown this week in an all-new Headlies!

There’s only one duo worthy of being called Tag Team Champions of the Universe!

But here’s the Headbangers.

New induction!

The fate of 205 Live will be determined by Karate Fighters.

The 90’s are finally back and they’re in Headlies!

WrestleCrap Joins Forces with Botchamania, Wrestling with Wregret, Bill Apter, and the Blue Meanie for a Live Riff of the 1987 Slammys!

Get to clickin’!

Sure, everyone is a star if they come out of a box, but what about a giant boot?

Velveteen Dream is ready to stomp out the competition in Headlies!

It’s Shawn Michaels as Yoda.

More, need we say?

Avengers of Justice….INDUCTED!!!

Marko and Logan Stunt are having a family picnic.

It would be a shame if someone decided to chop it.

It’s a complete clusterhug…

Bayley: This is your life – inducted!

It’s a rematch 34 years in the making!

Find out how WWE is going to recreate the Wrestlemania I main event in Saudi Arabia in an all-new Headlies!

AEW adds another Hall Of Famer to All Out.

Find out who the “man of the hour, too sweet to be sour” is in a brand-new Headlie, brother!

Ever seen a steel cage match? How about a blindfold match?

Let’s combine them into a colossal cluster crap!

Gotta be TNA – and it’s gotta be a NEW WrestleCrap induction!

RD and Blade are back from Starrcast II…with a million stories to tell!

WrestleCrap Radio 283 is here!

The #1 tag team in developmental just debuted on the main roster…

…as complete jokes! Sound familiar?

What’s old is new again in a new induction!

Lacey Evans took on her greatest foe last night.

No, not Becky Lynch. A revolving door!

Put on your walking shoes and head on over to Headlies!

WrestleCrap and Bill Apter and Blue Meanie and Wrestling with Wregret and Botchamania TOGETHER!

Starrcast II in Las Vegas – We Want to Meet YOU!

Click to get ALL the details!

Want to know why Raw ratings are plummeting?

RD Reynolds has his theory in a NEW Induction!

No bull!

Sick of Raw? Why not take a break!

Bobby Heenan joins Gorilla and Sean on Bingo Break – new induction!

The treatment of The Revival is bad and it’s about to get worse.

Get ready for Vince and his sense of humor in an all-new Headlie!

The briefcases for Money In The Bank are missing!

Find out what happens when WWE doesn’t pay their taxes in a brand new Headlie!

It’s a dream come true!  Mike Tyson WRESTLES!

And…WWE doesn’t even promote it!

So dumb…any question it would wind up as a NEW INDUCTION?

Robert Roode! Eli Cottonwood! Mustaches!

It’s a lip-broom battle for the ages in Headlies!

Imagine a wrestler who acts like a black man. Sound interesting?

What if I told you he’s actually white!

The groundbreaking Slam Master J gets inducted.

You thought The Viking Experience was a bad name? Just wait until you see what they’re called now.

It’s Greek Week for Ivar and Erik in a brand-new Headlie!

Apparently being a neon creep walking around a junkyard made you a good guy in the WWF of 1992

The Crush Intro Vignettes are Chronicled in a NEW Induction!

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: RD Reynolds – Bryan Alvarez Friendship Ends Over Repo Man Disagreement

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Bothel, WA – A fifteen-year friendship between Figure Four’s Bryan Alvarez and Wrestlecrap’s RD Reynolds has come to an end following a disagreement over former wrestler Repo Man. The acrimonious split came after Alvarez went on extended rant on his podcast saying, “Nobody’s worse than the Repo Man, you got it?! What redeeming quality does the Repo Man have? None! Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Gestapo Match – GLOW in the Dark Chapter of Human History

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Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, 1986 Viewers of the original Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling knew pretty much what to expect from the show after watching the first eight episodes: cornball humor, wacky characters, and barely passable wresting action. And while the show’s cast typically wore skimpy leotards and was hardly politically correct (Palestina the terrorist comes to mind), it was always Continue Reading...
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Video Induction Special! WrestleCrap Live Looks at The Black Scorpion, Abe “Knuckleball” Schwartz, and The Apter Mags!

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It’s a video induction special! Join WrestleCrap’s RD Reynolds, Blade Braxton, Jordan Mishkin, as well as Botchamania’s Maffew, Wrestling with Wregret’s Brian Zane, and the legendary Bill Apter and Blue Meanie as they look at the Apter Mags, the Black Scorpion, and Abe “Knuckleball” Schwartz. Join us in two weeks when we do this again with another trio of WrestleCraptacular Continue Reading...
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Induction: WXO – Wasn’t X-actly Outstanding

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WXO Wrestling launched (and folded) in early 2000 as an old-school, fan-friendly alternative to the Big Three promotions of the time. The organization treated itself like a big deal, with the announcers claiming that top wrestlers from around the world were trying to get in on the action. Phones were ringing off the hook at WXO headquarters, we were told. Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Steel Asylum 2010 – Apparently TNA Thought the Best Way To Start a War Was With a Match No One Could See

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With the arrival of AEW on TNT starting this October, it should come as no surprise that WWE is looking to counter program and put a kibosh on any potential competition. While there’s been no discussion of moving Raw or Smackdown to start a war, sources have told this reporter that Vince & Co. have asked about the availability of Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 284!

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RD and Blade return to talk Raw Reunion, a terrible show if ever there was one. But will that show be better or worse than WrestleCrap Radio? ONE WAY TO FIND OUT! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Live! The 1987 Slammy Awards!

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It’s a WrestleCrap Live! RD Reynolds, Blade Braxton, and Jordan Mishkin of WrestleCrap.com are joined by Bill Apter, The Blue Meanie, Maffew Gregg of Botchamania, and Brian Zane of Wrestling with Wregret for an all-star riff of the 1987 Slammy Awards! We’d tell you to enjoy, but we don’t want to bring up your hopes....
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WrestleCrap Radio Episode 283!!

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RD and Blade are back from Las Vegas and Starrcast II…and they’ve got a million stories to tell! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, Continue Reading...
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Get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap Goodies with Patreon!

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Hey hey, fellow Crappers!  It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds here once again to tell you about our all new Patreon page. And by once again, I mean for the first time ever.  Ahem. For the past seventeen years, we’ve very rarely asked for support for the site.  We’ve had the archive discs and books to Continue Reading...
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The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Available Via Patreon!

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Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Make Hulk Hogan fly to amuse your dog

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It’s a Hulk Hogan Frisbee! Oh, wait no…  I’m sorry- “Frisbee” is the legally protected trademark of some other company. This is a Hulk Hogan “Radical Flying Disc”. Whoa! it’s radical, dudes! Please don’t sue me, Frisbee people. It’s not my fault your products aren’t radical. I like that it advertises you can “Do tricks and stunts” with your dog Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A Disco Inferno shirt? Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!

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Yes, Disco Inferno got his own shirt. Okay, I guess that makes sense- he was pretty over with the crowds at one point. But that was mostly because of his awesome theme song more than anything else. I think I preferred him as a one-note John Travolta ripoff rather than the uber-annoying clueless “white guy pretending to be street” schmuck gimmick Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Sasha Banks Featured On WWE 2K20 Cover

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Novato, CA – After weeks of speculation, WWE officials revealed that former Raw Women’s Champion Sasha Banks would be appearing on WWE 2K20’s cover. WWE CEO Vince McMahon made the announcement at a press conference this morning. “After careful consideration, we’ve decided to put WWE Superstar and NXT legend Sasha Banks on the cover of our newest video game,” said Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: He rides a motorcycle?

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It’s Kane! And he’s… on a motorcycle? Okay, I suppose that looks cool, but I don’t remember ever seeing Kane on a motorcycle on TV before. Maybe he took lessons with Paul Bearer after he killed The Undertaker’s parents? Or maybe The Undertaker decided to be the bigger man and teach him how to ride! They also released figures of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Braun Strowman Went Into A Restaurant And Ate Everything In The Restaurant And They Had To Close The Restaurant

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Little Rock, AR – WWE Superstar Braun Strowman’s quick meal at the BBQ Barn after Monday Night Raw, unintentionally lead to the restaurant closing forever. “Whenever WWE is in town, we like to keep the place open late since the boys like to stop in after the matches,” said BBQ Barn owner “Big” Bob Sprucky. “A little after 11 o’clock, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hasbro shows a little skin(ner)

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All right! It’s an action figure of Skinner! I just love that someone at WWE and someone at Hasbro came together and collectively decided that “Yes! We need to make an action figure of Steve Kern as swamp-dwelling Skinner! The kids will love it!”. In case you’re wondering, the “Gator Breaker” move they so proudly advertise on the package is where Continue Reading...
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Headlies: R-Truth And Drake Maverick Get Their Own Marvel Movie

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San Diego, CA – Wrestling fans were thrilled to find out that the epic battles between WWE Superstars R-Truth and Drake Maverick would be coming to the big screen as part of the Marvel Universe. Maverick and Truth appeared throughout San Diego Comic Con battling over they esteemed 24/7 Championship. While most thought it was just a fun way to Continue Reading...
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Induction: WCW Uncensored ’95 – Dub-C-Dub! Dub-C-Dub!

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WCW, 1995  This past Sunday was WWE’s fifteenth annual pay-per-view dedicated to anything-goes hardcore wrestling. Originally called One Night Stand, it was officially renamed in 2009 to “Extreme Rules”, which better conveyed the event’s theme while also sounding really dumb. In practice, Extreme Rules is just like any other pay-per-view but with a few more gimmick matches than usual – Continue Reading...
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Headlies: List Of Potential WWE Wrestler Names Leaks

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Stamford, CT – Sportskeeda.com has produced a list of potential names for current and future WWE and NXT wrestlers and personalities. “For one reason or another, a lot of WWE talent have had their names changed,” said writer Kumal Barthwal. “Sometimes it’s a shortening to just a first or last name like Rusev or Andrade. Other times it’s a completely Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Jeff Jarrett and the Fat Ladies – They Sang Alright…Not for Hogan, but for WCW

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“How is this not like number four or five in WrestleCrap’s worst moments in the history of World Championship Wrestling? Does nobody remember this?” – Bryan Alvarez, Bryan and Vinny Show July 2nd 2019 One of my favorite days is Wednesday, as that is when I get my favorite weekly podcast fix, the weekly show where Bryan, Vinny, and the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Universe Fired, Replaced By Heyman And Bischoff’s Friends

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Newark, NJ – In a surprise move, WWE officials have future endeavored their entire fanbase, replacing them with the friends of newly hired executive directors Paul Heyman and Eric Bischoff. The move to replace fans is seen by many as a way to prevent fans from voicing their displeasure. “Look, last week was great for Raw and Smackdown, but we Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Attitude “Show Me Your Puppies” shirt (sigh…)

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  This is a fine example of the worst of the worst of the “edgy” Attitude Era merchandise. Jerry Lawler loved to Oogle the Divas and got way, way too excited by their breasts. Or, as he called them “puppies”. In a really annoying, screechy, way-too-excited voice. And he’d call them that again and again and again… WWE decided to Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Headbangers, Tag Team Champions of the Universe – The belts were fake, and so was Billy Gunn’s ass

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WWF, 1998 Do you realize that there are now five different tag team titles across WWE’s various brands? You might also be surprised to learn that even before the company split its roster into separate brands, there were a multitude of tag team titles in the promotion. Prior to 2002, there had been such now-defunct championships as the original Women’s Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Karate Fighters Tournament Will Determine Executive Director Of 205 Live

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Stamford, CT – After the surprise move to place Paul Heyman in charge of Monday Night Raw and Eric Bischoff in charge of Smackdown, Vince McMahon has announced a tournament of wrestling officials from the 90’s to decide who will run WWE’s cruiserweight show, 205 Live. “It’s time to shake things up,” said McMahon. “WWE has gotten stale. I’m taking Continue Reading...
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Quick note from RD Reynolds

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Hey hey Fellow Crappers! As some of you have noticed, we’ve had a few delays in inductions. We apologize for that. The truth is, sometimes life just gets in the way of our fun. Right now, Art is moving to a new house and I am prepping for VBS at my church, thus it’s created a bit of a challenge Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Velveteen Dream Emerges From Giant Boot At WWE Stomping Grounds

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Tacoma, WA – Wrestling fans were shocked last night when NXT North American Champion Velveteen Dream made his WWE debut at Stomping Grounds. What was quickly becoming just another typical WWE pay-per-view became a night to remember as a the beloved NXT wrestler appeared on the main roster. WWE’s ring crew wheeled a giant boot on to the main stage. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: “The Rock Says…”? Not really.

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This is The Rock’s 2000 autobiography “The Rock Says…”. It’s one of the worst wrestling autobiographies eve released for two simple reasons: First, unlike Mick Foley’s excellent autobiographies, The Rock’s book was mostly written by Joe Layden with very little actual involvement from The Rock. Secondly, it came out on January 1st, 2000. The Rock had only been in WWE for Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Bryan Alvarez Ruins Stunt Family Picnic

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Olive Branch, MS – Figure Four Online/Wrestling Observer writer and podcaster Bryan Alvarez traveled to the hometown of rival Marko Stunt and ruined the Stunt Family Father’s Day picnic. The Stunt Family, consisting of Papa Stunt, Mama Stunt, and wrestlers Marko and Logan, arrived at the Olive Branch City Park Sunday afternoon. Mama Stunt laid out a blanket as Papa Continue Reading...
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