TNA’s NASCAR crossover crashes and burns.

All Wheels Wrestling – inducted!

A legend answers Cody Rhodes in the TNT Title Open Challenge.

Get ready to feel the power of Randymania in Headlies!

WrestleCrap pays tribute to the late, great Regis Philbin!

A completely absurd – and TRUE! – story you must read to believe!

Obey. Consume. Buy the WWE Network.

WWE Lives in an all-new Headlies!

The Toast of The Coast takes Tinsel Town…

…and a wrestler’s life.

New induction!

All NES wrestling games are debated…and the best is chosen!

RD and Blade Show Episode 50, exclusively on Patreon!

Eyeballs, Swamps, Cameos, and Centaurs Running for President!

WrestleCrap Radio 296 is here!

Things were looking pretty bad for Rey Mysterio after Extreme Rules.

Lucky for him, WWE saw the problem and envisioned a solution.

Feast your eyes on a new Headlies!

A story of a wrestler and his rat.

CLICKBAIT WARNING: this time it’s an actual rodent.

Black Reign…INDUCTED!

Which “Dog-Faced” wrestler is demanding a match against the winner of AEW’s Puppy Battle Royale?

Find out in a doggone new Headlie!

WWE Superstars by night, drug-busting secret agents even later at night.

The second and last WWE novel – inducted!

All The Latest Crap!

Induction: All Wheels Wrestling – Sparky Plugg not included

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TV pilot, 2011 In the 80s and 90s, there was no shortage of vehicular sports adding wrestling elements. In the monster truck genre alone, there was Sgt. Slaughter’s battle with Bigfoot, plus the Monster Wars TV series with its wrestling-style promos. But when it came to bringing elements of motorsports into the wrestling ring, the best the wrestling world did Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Randy Hogan Answers The TNT Title Open Challenge

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Jacksonville, FL – Former NWA and WCW staple Randy Hogan has answered the TNT Champion Cody Rhodes’ open challenge and will be facing him on Dynamite. Hogan, who has rarely been seen since the mid 90’s issued a fiery promo on AEW Dark. “Oooooh, yeah, brother! These 24-inch pythons are the cream of the crop. Dig it, Jack!” screamed Hogan. Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 296!!

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A game of HI-LOW is played on Cameo, Centaurs run for president, fights are in swamps, eyeballs are lost…it’s episode 296 of WrestleCrap Radio! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen Continue Reading...
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Induction: Big Apple Takedown – Torrie Wilson’s (Drug) Bust

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WWE Books, 2006 Big Apple Takedown was the second and last official WWE novel. Like the Kane biography Journey Into Darkness before it, the book struggled to find an audience mature enough for its adult content but immature enough to read a novel about what TV wrestlers might do in their spare time. To clarify Big Apple Takedown’s intended audience, Continue Reading...
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Get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap Goodies with Patreon!

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Hey hey, fellow Crappers!  It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds here once again to tell you about our all new Patreon page. And by once again, I mean for the first time ever.  Ahem. For the past seventeen years, we’ve very rarely asked for support for the site.  We’ve had the archive discs and books to Continue Reading...
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The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Available Via Patreon!

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Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Say what, Warrior?

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“Created By Destiny… Bonded By Belief”? What in the hell is that supposed to mean?! It sounds like the world’s worst Krazy Glue slogan! I believe this is a shirt created by Warrior himself and sold by him instead of something WWE made. I don’t think WWE would put a saying quite this stupid and meaningless on a shirt (and Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Stephanie McMahon Wants Us To Obey And Consume

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Orlando, FL – After this week’s Monday Night Raw, WWE staff have installed giant video screens throughout the Performance Center. These screens will allow WWE CBO Stephanie McMahon to address her employees and Superstars at all times. “We care deeply about all of our employees,” said McMahon via Skype interview. “These screens, along with hidden cameras, listening devices, and heat Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Rey Mysterio’s Damaged Eye Replaced With Googly Eye

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Winter Park, FL – Quick-thinking medical staff replaced Rey Mysterio’s damaged eye last night with a googly eye found in the Costume Design department. The Eye For An Eye contest at last night’s Extreme Rules saw future WWE Hall of Famer take on Seth Rollins. Weeks ago, the “Monday Night Messiah” attacked Mysterio, damaging his eye on the corner of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “Dog-Faced Gremlin” Rick Steiner Demands Match Against Puppy MJF

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Orlando, FL – Former WCW star Rick “The Dog-Faced Gremlin” Steiner has issued an open challenge to Puppy MJF following his win at the AEW Puppy Battle Royale. Steiner, foaming at the chance for a match, vowed to come out of retirement to take on this four-legged newcomer. He expressed his desire to be the top dog in All Elite Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Celebrates The Great American Bashams

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Columbus, OH – Following the success of this past week’s The Great American Bash on NXT, WWE has decided to keep the theme going with a new event called The Great American Bashams. Throughout the weekend, the WWE Network highlighted the career of Doug and Danny Basham. The former two-time WWE Tag Team Champions received the star treatment with an Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Everyone Aboard the USS Intrepid Except Lex Luger – Time to Defect!

25 Submitted by on Thu, 02 July 2020, 20:00
WWF, 1993 The trope of a brave American protecting his country from evil foreigners inside a wrestling ring may be as old as the business itself.  It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if our pal Karl Stern dug up stories of Abe Lincoln hitting a stove pipe driver on someone named Sombrero Sam during the Mexican-American war in the Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 295!!

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Blade is near death, RD’s computer is on the fritz (apologies for the audio issues!), and both the wrestling and real worlds are in shambles. But WrestleCrap Radio won’t die! Episode 295 is here! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Bored Undertaker Aimlessly Using His Powers Around The House

2 Submitted by on Mon, 29 June 2020, 08:00
Austin, TX – After indicating that he is retiring from professional wrestling, boredom has already set in for The Undertaker. Despite doing occasional interviews through Skype, the Deadman he has had difficulty adjusting to domestic life. “It will take some time to get used to retirement,” said his wife, former WWE Diva Michelle McCool. “When he’s not leaving angry comments Continue Reading...
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Induction: Armed & Famous with Trish Stratus – If you ever take a trip down to Delaware County, Indiana…

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TV show, 2007 Trish Stratus left wrestling at the top of her game, retiring the Women’s Champion in her hometown. So naturally, she wanted to parlay that momentum into a career in law enforcement – and CBS wanted to make that career change a reality. In December 2006, Trish and four other celebrities joined the Muncie, Indiana Police Department for Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “No Masks!” Declares Vince McMahon From Inside Protective Bubble

1 Submitted by on Mon, 22 June 2020, 08:00
Winter Park, FL – WWE CEO Vince McMahon reiterated his declaration that Superstars, personal, and fans not wear masks. Despite his decree, McMahon himself has encased himself in a plastic sphere similar to the Bubble Boy, David Vetter. McMahon, who entered the protective bubble earlier this week, as opposed to the metaphorical one he’s lived in for the past 40 Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The WCW Bill Goldberg toy truck looks familiar…

2 Submitted by on Fri, 19 June 2020, 02:00
This is a WCW Road Rebels Bill Goldberg toy truck that comes with a Goldberg figure. First of all, Goldberg looks like he’s auditioning for Right Said Fred with that vest/muscle shirt combo outfit… But what the truck really seems to be is a souped-up version of Fred Sanford’s salvage truck from Sanford And Son. “WCW, you big dummies!”....
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Headlies: WWE Now Selling Jeff Hardy’s Urine

7 Submitted by on Mon, 15 June 2020, 08:00
Stamford, CT – Over the weekend, Shop.WWE.com began selling actual urine samples from legendary Superstar Jeff Hardy. The sale, inspired by the on-screen drug test Hardy was forced to take by his nemesis Sheamus, featured genuine Jeff Hardy urine in a sterile container. Available in small, medium, large, and “Charismatic Asparagus”, the containers also feature original artwork by Hardy.  What Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Chris Jericho Faces Colt Cabana In A “Podcasting Microphone On A Pole Match”

2 Submitted by on Mon, 08 June 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Chris Jericho took on Colt Cabana this weekend to determine which professional wrestling star was the best podcaster. The Battle Of The Podcasters, set to air on this week’s AEW Dynamite, was a natural progression of their feud from last week. Both Jericho and Cabana host successful wrestling podcasts and a simple grappling match could not contain Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Not just a referee figure- a talking referee figure!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 05 June 2020, 02:00
It’s a talking referee figure. I’ll just let the company that made it describe it… Three Counting and Talking Referee Action Figure by Figures Toy Company. Squeeze his legs together and he will throw his arm up and say five different sayings! This goes great with your other wrestling action figures and accessories. Takes 3 LR44 watch batteries (included). Figure Continue Reading...
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