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AEW is ready to take Broadway by storm in Headlies!

The series premiere that proves wrestling fans are idiots… for letting this show get cancelled!

The Mullets wrestling episode, inducted!

“Spin The Wheel, Make The Deal” is back and WWE is ready to use it for everything.

Try your luck and read all about it in Headlies!

The Draft splits up another team and you’ll never guess who.

Okay, you probably will, but read about it in Headlies anyway!

Eighteen minutes of awful audio is redeemed by COMIC BOOK KEN PATERA.

Get ready to laugh!  Or Cry!  We’re not sure.

Anyhoo, WrestleCrap Radio 298 is here.

Halloween Havocs 1989 – 1993 in detail.

Also, what color should your urine be?

RD & Blade Show 52 is here!

Welcome to Lazy Town,
A place where you’ll want to stay.
You’ll meet Cody Rhodes with his rotten plan,
And Sporticus saving the day.

 

Mr. Humphries steps into the squared circle… twice!

This new induction rides up with wear.

Want to know how Retribution got their new names?

Pick a number, a color, and find out in Headlies!

It’s the most click baity WrestleCrap Induction Ever!

Eight Pieces of WCW Merchandise that Even WE Didn’t Know Existed!

Ratings are down, but the excitement is high as a new friend joins the Firefly Fun House!

Get ready to be ghosted in an all-new Headlie!

It’s hard to *pin down* why so many people bought this wrestling CD.

Get it? ‘Cause it sucked!

WWE Originals – inducted!

One of WWE’s most popular figures is now in AEW.

Cold Fish is All Elite!

Swim on over to Headlies for the catch of the day!

It’s Thunder in Paradise like you’ve never seen it before – INTERACTIVE ON THE CD-I!

Yes, it’s a video game, and it’s terrible.  So we’ve inducted it!

Tout, Tout, let it all out.

This is the only social media site where WWE wrestlers can have an account.

Come on, Headlies is talking to you, come on!

WWE, The Revival, and the dumbest contract negotiations in the history of our sport!

New induction!

Even faux-anarchist groups determined to destroy the WWE need a day off.

Retribution get some R & R in a brand-new Headlies!

Celebrate WrestleCrap Radio Turning FIFTEEN YEARS OLD!

Episode 297 is here!

WWE ThunderDome is so immersive you’l feel like you’re in the arena…stuck behind other wrestling fans.

Strain your neck and read all about it in Headlies!

 

WCW Thunder goes NYC (in Memphis)!

Featuring the most historic battle royal you’ve never heard of.

New induction!

Hot off the heels of AEW Heels comes Chris Jericho’s newest group.

Get ready to fork over your money in Headlies!

It’s like a Fruit of the Loom Commercial.

Just Sexy (Supposedly) and on Acid (Definitely).

Foxy Food Fight…NEW INDUCTION!

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: AEW Begins Production Of ‘Newsies’ Musical With Wrestling Legends

1 Submitted by on Mon, 26 October 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Building off of this past week’s Chris Jericho/MFJ musical number, All Elite Wrestling will now be producing their own version of the Broadway hit, Newsies. The musical, based off the 1992 Disney movie about the Newsboys Strike of 1899, will feature wrestling legends Arn Anderson, Tully Blanchard, and Jake “The Snake” Roberts in lead roles. “The response Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Mullets “Smackdown” – Billy Ray meets Bully Ray

28 Submitted by on Thu, 22 October 2020, 20:00
UPN television episode, 2003 In my last induction, I noted that Australia’s version of Are You Being Served? set a Wrestlecrap record for the earliest wrestling episode in a TV series’ run, and that only the impossible-to-find first episode of The Mullets could possibly dethrone it. Well, lo and ye shall behold – within days, a kind reader emailed me Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 298!

1 Submitted by on Thu, 08 October 2020, 20:00
We’re not going to lie – the first 18 minutes or so of this show may be the worst audio we’ve ever done.  On the plus side, it gets MUCH better after that.  So hang in there, if for no other reason than to learn where that wacky comic book panel of “Ken Patera” comes from. This show is made possible by Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Are You Being Served? wrestling episode – A rumble in men’s trousers

25 Submitted by on Thu, 01 October 2020, 20:00
TV episodes, 1979, 1980 This week on Wrestlecrap, we take a look at the classic British comedy, Are You Being Served? The show, a bawdy workplace comedy, derived most of its humor from the type of double-entendres that naturally abound in a clothing store where salesmen stuffed their drawers and the saleswomen took down their underwear. Throw in the occasional Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Eight Amazing Pieces of (Mostly) Early 90’s WCW Merch Even WE Didn’t Know Existed!

18 Submitted by on Thu, 24 September 2020, 20:00
WCW, Early 1990’s You may have not noticed, but WrestleCrap is often late to the party when it comes to capitalizing on internet trends.  While we were once a trailblazer on the world wide interwebs, we have largely done the same thing we’ve always done since day one over twenty years ago: find something stupid in pro wrestling, then do Continue Reading...
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Induction: WWE Originals – Featuring the hit song, “A Stinkface from the Heart”

19 Submitted by on Thu, 17 September 2020, 20:00
WWE, 2004 The way the music industry has changed over the past two decades, it’s no wonder that WWE doesn’t put out CDs anymore. Now it’s standard practice to just dump CFO$’ latest compositions on iTunes or Spotify, where they can be safely ignored by wrestling fans. For example, you probably weren’t aware that WWE Music has release thirteen different Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Thunder in Paradise INTERACTIVE – Two Terrible Tastes That Taste Terrible Together

22 Submitted by on Thu, 10 September 2020, 20:00
1995, Phillips CD-i Videogame I’d heard rumor of this for years, couldn’t believe it could possibly be true.   A television show starring Hulk Hogan (that I am pretty sure I’ve inducted TWICE already!) was made into a video game.  That part I can actually believe.  There have been a lot of horrendous video game licenses over the years (and Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio Turns FIFTEEN YEARS OLD! Episode 297 is here!

0 Submitted by on Sun, 30 August 2020, 18:57
We celebrate fifteen years (!!!) of WrestleCrap Radio!  Old friends we’ve not heard from in years come back, someone we’ve talked about since nearly day one showing up, and we legitimately say good bye to someone who will NEVER be on the show again! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 296!!

1 Submitted by on Thu, 23 July 2020, 14:08
A game of HI-LOW is played on Cameo, Centaurs run for president, fights are in swamps, eyeballs are lost…it’s episode 296 of WrestleCrap Radio! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen Continue Reading...
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Get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap Goodies with Patreon!

1 Submitted by on Tue, 06 February 2018, 16:40
Hey hey, fellow Crappers!  It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds here once again to tell you about our all new Patreon page. And by once again, I mean for the first time ever.  Ahem. For the past seventeen years, we’ve very rarely asked for support for the site.  We’ve had the archive discs and books to Continue Reading...
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The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Available Via Patreon!

85 Submitted by on Thu, 22 December 2016, 09:30
Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Now Using “Spin The Wheel, Make The Deal” For All Decisions

5 Submitted by on Mon, 19 October 2020, 08:00
Stamford, CT – After the positive feedback from reintroducing WCW’s iconic “Spin The Wheel, Make The Deal” on NXT, WWE officials have agreed to start using the wheel to make all of their decisions. WWE CEO Vince McMahon revealed the new contraption at a meeting this morning. “The truth of the matter is, no matter what we do, we’ll always Continue Reading...
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Quick Update from RD & Art

9 Submitted by on Thu, 15 October 2020, 19:58
Hey hey fellow Crappers!  RD here with an update from myself and Art. You may have noticed there was no new induction last week (although there was a pretty awesome WrestleCrap Radio), and sadly, there will be no new induction this week.  As some of you know, I help with a charity called Rupert’s Kids, and we have an arcade. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Cody Rhodes Responds To Sporticus, Stephanie

4 Submitted by on Mon, 05 October 2020, 08:00
Lazy Town – AEW star Cody Rhodes issued a stinging rebuke this past Wednesday on Dynamite to his sworn enemies Sporticus and Stephanie. Sporting his newly-dyed and plastic-looking jet black hair and a purple and red striped jumpsuit, Rhodes shifted his attention away from Brodie Lee and the AEW Television championship. Citing his newfound love and junk food and watching Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Batista talking pen

0 Submitted by on Fri, 02 October 2020, 02:00
You’d better use this Batista talking pen at home, and only at home. Because if you go out in public anywhere like the bank or school and press the button to make it play a clip of Batista talking you’re going to make people want to hit you very hard, very quickly. Well, at least the sound clips are “intense”…...
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Headlies: WWE Reveals How They Named Retribution Members

12 Submitted by on Mon, 28 September 2020, 08:00
Stamford, CT – At their weekly meeting, WWE Creative revealed the source behind the new name for members of Retribution. On last week’s Monday night Raw, the upstart faction Retribution revealed their themselves,” said Bruce Prichard. “No, wait. That doesn’t sound right. Last week, Retribution unveiled their members. Dang it. I mean they told us their names. There, that works.” Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Phantom Fan Joins The Firefly Fun House

6 Submitted by on Mon, 21 September 2020, 08:00
  Snake Bight, FL – Bray Wyatt’s Firefly Fun House has grown by one with the addition of his newest friend, The Phantom Fan. The featureless Phantom Fan joins fellow Funhouse friends Ramblin’ Rabbit, Sister Abigail, Mercy, Huskus, and Wobbly Walrus. “Yowie, wowie!” exclaimed Wyatt. “Phantom Fan, I haven’t seen you since Wrestlemania! Welcome to the Firefly Fun House! Now Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Highlanders figures

3 Submitted by on Fri, 18 September 2020, 02:00
It’s a two-pack of The Highlanders figures- one of the most forgettable tag-teams of the 2000’s. Who thought that kids or adults would want to buy figures of these two? Hey, remember when Robbie showed up in the audience of TNA Impact the weekend of Wrestlemania in 2008? We do! 3/27/08. Never forget....
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Headlies: Cold Fish Joins All Elite Wrestling

3 Submitted by on Mon, 14 September 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Hot off of the surprise acquisition of Miro, All Elite Wrestling has announced that they have also signed Miro’s former partner, a cold, dead fish. Cold Fish, last scene on WWE television being thrown at Lana, is just the latest former WWE star to appear in AEW. The signing has sent ripples of excitement throughout the wrestling Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Worldwide shirt

0 Submitted by on Fri, 11 September 2020, 02:00
Back in 1999/2000 if you watched WCW Worldwide you could email them with a question for a wrestler. If they picked your question, they’d read it on the air and a wrestler would answer it. Better yet, you won a spiffy WCW Worldwide logo shirt! According to Bryan at The WCW Worldwide Blog they were t-shirts with the WCW Worldwide logo Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Forces WWE Wrestlers To Use Tout

1 Submitted by on Mon, 07 September 2020, 08:00
  Stamford, CT – Following Vince McMahon’s directive to close all third-party social media accounts, WWE wrestlers have now been instructed to set up accounts on Tout. Tout, a social media platform that specialized in 15-second videos, was heavily promoted by WWE in 2012. Despite investing $5 million into Tout, WWE left the partnership in 2014. The company became inactive Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Adam Bomb’s bomb!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 04 September 2020, 02:00
Remember when Adam Bomb turned face and threw these little Nerf footballs into the audience? LICENCE TO GET THE AUDIENCE’S FAVOR! Actually the fans didn’t care about him anymore as a face than they did as a heel because it was the exact same character. If you weren’t one of the 3 or 4 lucky fans to catch one of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Retribution Have A Nice Day Off

9 Submitted by on Mon, 31 August 2020, 08:00
Orlando, FL – After months of attacking various members of the WWE roster and disrupting television tapings, insurgent faction Retribution decided to reward themselves with a nice day off. Still wearing their trademark black masks, hoodies, and pants, the mysterious group entered Universal’s Island Of Adventure. Although they are bent on destroying the WWE, Retribution made sure to maintain at least Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: RDV?

1 Submitted by on Fri, 28 August 2020, 02:00
In 2011 TNA featured this Rob Van Dam shirt on their website as one of their new releases. Wait a minute… RDV? Rob’s Damn Van? Oh, it’s supposed to be RVD! Poor Rob. Even he must not have been as high as TNA’s merchandise designers! They actually did correct it when it went into production. Much better!...
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Headlies: Fan Appearing On “WWE ThunderDome” Blocked By Other Fan’s Sign

7 Submitted by on Mon, 24 August 2020, 08:00
Cape Girardeau, MO – WWE ThunderDome attendee Emmitt Emerson’s Summerslam viewing experience was ruined last night after another fan held up a sign for the entire event. Despite not actually being the same location, another fan’s sign blocked Emerson’s view for almost the entirety of the event. “Y’know, I was really excited to be in the audience as part of Continue Reading...
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Induction: The “New York rules” WCW Thunder – No rules. No refs. No idea what’s going on.

19 Submitted by on Fri, 21 August 2020, 20:18
WCW, 2000 The year 2000 was a special year for Wrestlecrap, a year that not only saw the site launch, but also provided material for it for years and decades to come, particularly in the form of WCW programming. That was the year that WCW passed the point of no return, hemorrhaging money, alienating viewers, and cramming segments with hot-shot Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: AWA and WCW toy rings

2 Submitted by on Fri, 21 August 2020, 02:00
This is why you need good artwork that actually represents your product. This is the Remo AWA toy wrestling ring. Look at how small that ring looks on the artwork! It’s as if they’re wrestling in a postage stamp! This is why proper scale is important when drawing things, Crappers. Look at the crowd in the foreground. It looks like Continue Reading...
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