Someone was out to kill Roman Reigns – and it wasn’t a smark.

This new induction will have you seeing double – four Rowans!

How is WWE going to make Randy Orton versus Edge The Greatest Wrestling Match Ever?

Easy! Use footage from the greatest wrestling match ever!

WWE is taking you back to the past with Headlies!

Shawn Michaels – Canadian Home Shopping Club Shill!

Amazingly, it turns out even worse than you’d think!

NEW INDUCTION!

We had the WWF Action Figures…now we go into all the PLAYSETS that should have been made!

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WrestleCrap’s RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton discuss the three things every wrestling podcast needs: golf carts, belts, and pregnancies!

NEW EPISODE!

Kairi Sane’s flute playing has us saying “Heeeeeey, Aqualung!”

Stand on one leg and read all about it in Headlies!

Chat AEW Double or Nothing live with RD Reynolds!

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The UWF’s first and only pay-per-view isn’t as bad we remember it.

It couldn’t be. Nobody even watched it the first time.

New induction!

Seven years bad luck for King Corbin?

More like seven years bad luck for us!

Brace yourselves for a shattering Headlies.

Remember Randy Savage’s Final Match?

OH YEAH? More like OH NO!!

NEW INDUCTION!

At Money In The Bank, Otis climbed the ladder to new heights.

The Corporate Ladder, that is.

The big man is going to work in an all-new Headlies!

Chat live with RD during Money in the Bank!

Get to clicking and join us on Facebook!

Only one supplement powered the Lex Express and exploded Curtis’s Axel. ICOPRO!

New induction – you’ve gotta read it!

All The Latest Crap!

Induction: The Roman Reigns attacker – A Tale of Two Rowans

19 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 04 June 2020, 20:00

WWE, 2019 Wrestling has a long history of whodunnits: Who ran over Austin? Who drove the white Hummer? Who leaked those Paige sex videos? This week, we’ll explore one of the more recent mystery storylines in WWE. The story began at the 2019 Raw Reunion, a night of nostalgia held in honor of Raw’s 1,365th episode. Among the attendees was Continue Reading...

Headlies: “The Greatest Wrestling Match Ever” Will Be Repurposed Savage-Steamboat Footage

4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 01 June 2020, 08:00

Stamford, CT – WWE officials have discovered a way to ensure that the advertised “Greatest Wrestling Match Ever” between Randy Orton and Edge at Backlash will indeed be the world’s greatest wrestling match. WWE CEO Vince McMahon and his writing team have been scrambling for weeks trying to think of a way to actually make another Orton-Edge match great. After Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: Shawn Michaels on the Canadian Home Shopping Network – An Even Worse Idea Than You’d Think

28 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 28 May 2020, 22:13

WWF – CHSC, 1995 Going to go out on a limb here and guess that a lot of you are seeing the title of this induction and thinking of skipping out without reading it. If you fall into that camp, all I can say is your really owe it to yourself to hang out for this one. There is a Continue Reading...

WrestleCrap Radio 294!!

0 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 25 May 2020, 20:45

WrestleCrap’s RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton discuss the three things every wrestling podcast needs: golf carts, belts, and pregnancies! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon. Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU! As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons! And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, by Continue Reading...

Induction: UWF Beach Brawl – Don’t count Herb Abrams out (unless it’s a street fight)

20 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 21 May 2020, 20:52

UWF, 1991 Herb Abrams was a big-time wrestling fan, and a wealthy one, at that. Abrams was one of the first to prove what a dangerous combination that was, launching the Universal Wrestling Federation in 1990, signing up all the big names he could and putting them on TV before their paychecks bounced. But if Abrams wanted the UWF to Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: Randy Savage’s Final Match – Oh Yeah? Oh No!

33 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 14 May 2020, 20:04

TNA, 2004 Not sure I’ve ever mentioned Fred, my buddy from high school on here before, but if ever he need to be brought up, today’s the day. Because Fred was just about the biggest “Macho Man” Randy Savage fan I’ve ever met. He also was a huge influence on my early wrestling fandom, which led to this site, which Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Mr. Brell Invades WWF Challenge!

10 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 10 May 2020, 21:43

From the “Things You Never Knew You Needed” file comes this clip – No Holds Barred‘s nefarious Mr. Brell invading WWF Challenge! Also from the same file…we now have a No Holds Barred coaster set! Click here for all the details!...

Induction: ICOPRO – Inedible COlonic PROduct

28 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 07 May 2020, 20:00

WWF, 1992-1995 When the new XFL folded mid-season due to the global pandemic, it was not the first time that a Vince McMahon venture had fallen victim to bad timing. Back in 1991, Vince McMahon launched the World Bodybuilding Federation just before scandal erupted regarding steroids in the WWF. Now, far be it from me to compare a federal investigation Continue Reading...

A Look Back at the Very Worst of the Gooker Winners!

24 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Tue, 21 April 2020, 19:50

Former Rewriting The Book author Jon Milne wanted to jump in and give his two cents on the very worst of all the Gooker winners…so without further adieu, Jon take it away! Even despite the massive public health crisis that has massively impacted the world recently, there’s been a great sense of déjà vu about the kinds of stuff Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: The Most Absurd WCW Merchandise – And Ways YOU Can Celebrate It!

34 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 16 April 2020, 19:42

WCW, Early 1990’s It may sound weird coming from a guy who has written two books about its demise, but I loved WCW. And over the years, in retrospect, my adoration for the product has done nothing but grown. Rose colored glasses? Perhaps. I mean, don’t misunderstand me – I remember all those horrible Nitros and Thunders, as well as the Continue Reading...

WrestleCrap Radio 293!

4 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 12 April 2020, 12:53

RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton return and actually, believe it or not, discuss PRO WRESTLING! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. Nearly 90 minutes of WrestleMania, the Firefly Funhouse, the WrestleCrap Madness tournament and its finals, and more! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon. Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU! As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Continue Reading...

SUPER INDUCTION SPECIAL: WrestleCrap Madness – 20th Anniversary Tournament!

27 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sat, 11 April 2020, 07:49

We can’t believe it either – WrestleCrap.com has been around for TWENTY YEARS! And we’ve decided to celebrate with every single one of you in a very special way. March Madness may not have happened this year…but we’ve got something better. Behold the WrestleCrap Madness Tournament! SIXTY FOUR (!!!!) of the very worst characters are vying to become the pinnacle Continue Reading...

Get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap Goodies with Patreon!

1 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Tue, 06 February 2018, 16:40

Hey hey, fellow Crappers! It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds here once again to tell you about our all new Patreon page. And by once again, I mean for the first time ever. Ahem. For the past seventeen years, we’ve very rarely asked for support for the site. We’ve had the archive discs and books to Continue Reading...

The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Available Via Patreon!

83 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 22 December 2016, 09:30

Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years. Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here. Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Not just a referee figure- a talking referee figure!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 05 June 2020, 02:00

It’s a talking referee figure. I’ll just let the company that made it describe it… Three Counting and Talking Referee Action Figure by Figures Toy Company. Squeeze his legs together and he will throw his arm up and say five different sayings! This goes great with your other wrestling action figures and accessories. Takes 3 LR44 watch batteries (included). Figure Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Mexican Mad Magazine is awesome!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 29 May 2020, 02:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: From the WCW Worldwide blog check out this Mexican edition of Mad Magazine! Wow, La Parka just kicked the crap out of Superman! That’ll teach him for making us all sit through Superman IV! And yet La Parka still couldn’t get a decent push in WCW… Forget Kryptonite! Superman’s real weakness is apparently the deadly folding chair!...

Headlies: Kairi Sane Joins Jethro Tull

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 25 May 2020, 08:00

Orlando, FL – WWE Superstar Kairi Sane has officially joined British classic rock band Jethro Tull as their new flutist. At last Monday’s Raw, Sane honored her friend Asuka’s WWE Raw Women’s Championship coronation with a beautiful flute solo. Though it was interrupted by Nia Jax, the brief concert did not go unnoticed in the music world. “She really was Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: This shirt’s so bright, you’ve gotta wear shades!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 22 May 2020, 02:00

It’s a very neon WWF Superstars shirt from 1991! This is the kind of shirt you could only get away with wearing in the early 90’s. At any other time it would get you a visit from The Fashion Police....

Headlies: Fans Cursed With Seven More Years Of Baron Corbin

7 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 18 May 2020, 08:00

Stamford, CT – Tragic news hit the WWE Universe last Sunday during the Money In The Bank Match as fans came to the horrifying realization that they would be stuck with Baron Corbin for seven more years. The disturbing news followed after Corbin broke a mirror in the gym at Titan Tower during the event. In the mad dash for Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The bootleg Iron Sheik figure looks like someone else…

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 15 May 2020, 02:00

Someone on the WrestlingFigs forum posted a bunch of 12-inch bootleg wrestling figures including this Not Iron Sheik one. He looks more like Bald Bull from Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out… …which only makes me want it that much more. I bet Nintendo John has one of these bad boys up on his shelf right next to his Punch-Out trophies!...

Headlies: Otis Gets Middle Management Job After Money In The Bank Match

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 11 May 2020, 08:00

Stamford, CT – After obtaining the Money In The Bank Briefcase, WWE Superstar Otis Dozovic ended up gaining a new job in WWE’s corporate office. The beloved Superstar raced through Titan Tower along with Rey Mysterio, Baron Corbin, Aleister Black, AJ Styles, and Daniel Bryan in order to win the Money In The Bank briefcase. The battle spilled throughout WWE’s Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: NWO Wolfpack bucket hat

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 08 May 2020, 02:00

In the late 90’s the NWO was big. They were so big that in 1998 WCW split them into two groups- NWO Hollywood (Black and White) and the Wolfpack (Black and Red). Unfortunately WCW decided to combine the two and that’s how we got this NWO Wolfpack bucket hat. This hat was fashionable in the late 90’s, which says a Continue Reading...

Headlies: Parts Unknown Extends Lockdown

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 04 May 2020, 08:00

Parts Unknown – The residents of Parts Unknown must continue their lockdown for another two months, according to instructions by the local government. Parts Unknown, which exists outside time and space, has been a refuge for masked, face-painted, and generally weird professional wrestlers for decades. This mysterious land serves as a home for such grapplers as The Ultimate Warrior, The Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The Hillbilly And The Hulkster- Tag Team Champs?

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 01 May 2020, 02:00

This is a set of Hulk Hogan and Hillbilly Jim figures that are supposed to be a tag team (?) that come with the Tag Team Championship belts (?!). I’m pretty sure Hulk Hogan and Hillbilly Jim never tagged together, so they were never the Tag Team Champions (thank goodness!). But the real mystery here is… Why doesn’t this come with Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: Gorilla My Dreams – Featuring Hulk Hogan as a COWBOY! YEEEE HAAAWWW!

35 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 30 April 2020, 19:32

WWF, 1986 Unless you lived through the era, there is no way for you to understand just how gigantic a star Hulk Hogan was in the mid 1980s. I was never the biggest Hulkamaniac, but one of my fondest memories in all of wrestling history was being at a WWF house show in Cincinnati when Hogan came out. No idea Continue Reading...

Induction: Mike Kanellis – WWE goes cuckoo for cuckolding

17 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Mon, 27 April 2020, 20:00

WWE, 2019 Mike Bennett arrived in WWE in 2017 with the gimmick of an embarrassing wuss who – if you can wrap your head around this concept – loved his wife. He loved his wife so much that he even took her last name, debuting in the company as “Mike Kanellis” like some beta male. Pathetic. A few months into Continue Reading...

Headlies: Gronk Returns Half-Eaten WWE 24/7 Championship

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 27 April 2020, 08:00

Winter Park, FL – Rob “Gronk” Gronkowski was forced to relinquish the 24/7 championship this morning to WWE CEO Vince McMahon. Gronk, who recently rejoined the NFL as a member of the Tamp Bay Buccaneers, acknowledged the difficult decision to give up the belt. “I just want to say ‘Thank you’ to WWE and to Mr. McMahon,” said Gronk, tears Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: It’s time to finger a friend with WCW Finger Fighters!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 24 April 2020, 02:00

We’ve covered lots of WWE and WCW thumb wrestling toys before here in Someone Bought This, but today we have something new- WCW Finger Fighters! They call them Finger Fighters even though you use your thumbs. I guess “Thumb Thwackers” wasn’t quite as catchy a name? “Comes complete with RING OF DOOM play board”. Scott Keith aught to sue these people. Continue Reading...

Headlies: Doctors, Nurses, Food Service Workers Applaud Wrestlers

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 20 April 2020, 08:00

Winter Park, FL – On Sunday night at 7:00pm, doctors, nurses, and food service workers surrounded WWE’s Performance Center and applauded. Last week, Florida governor Ron DeSantis declared that WWE was an “essential business”. This decision has allowed WWE to continue producing live shows despite the continuing pandemic. A social media movement to show support for these newly designated essential Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Val Venis baseball cap

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 17 April 2020, 02:00

A Val Venis baseball cap with “Venis Envy” plastered across the front of it in big letters. Really?…...

Headlies: “Doctor Of Style” Slick Urges People To Stay Home

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 13 April 2020, 08:00

Louisville, KY – Legendary WWF manager Slick, commonly known as “The Doctor Of Style” is urging people to continue social distancing by staying at home. Slick, who managed The Twin Towers, The Bolsheviks, and Kamala, has taken to the airwaves to help stop the spread of COVID-19. Stationed at the University of Louisville Hospital, Slick has been assisting in style-related Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The most violent wrestling game I’ve ever seen…

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 10 April 2020, 02:00

This is a weird one.. It’s the WWF Superstars Wrestling Arcade Game by Helm Toy. The goal of the game is to shoot the wrestlers with the gun to earn points! I guess it’s supposed to be like a throwback to an old-timer Shooting Gallery carnival game, but it just seems kind of morbid and creepy- especially since a decent Continue Reading...