Six-sided ring, two nunchucks, and a Partridge in a cage match?

It’s not the twelve days of Christmas… it’s a new induction!

AJ Styles was so phenomenal at Clash Of Champions that the laws of science could not contain him.

Hold on tight and read all about it in Headlies!

AEW has a fool-proof plan to keep their championship belt just in case Chris Jericho has anymore bubbly bubbly.

Strap in for Headlies!

It’s Hulk Hogan’s Most Egotistical Match Ever!

Care to Guess Which One It Is?

NEW INDUCTION!

We hope you brought your appetite for AEW’s Cracker Barrel Clash!

Tie on your bib and dig in to Headlies!

RD and Blade go in-depth discussing Mickie James turning 40, AEW All Out, CM Punk, and WrestleCrap Radio’s 14 Year Anniversary!

Before Yoga for Regular Guys, there was Positivity for Perverts.

Self-help DDP, inducted –

– and that’s not a bad thing. That’s a good thing!

AEW has the hottest feud in wrestling and their weekly shows haven’t even started yet!

Grab your official Burger Towel(tm) and read all about it in Headlies!

Botchamania, Wrestling with Wregret, the Blue Meanie, Bill Apter and WrestleCrap Unite to tear apart Eugene, The Greater Power, and the Blonde Bytch!

Super Video Induction Special!

Celebrate episode 45 with a discussion of our favorite guilty pleasure pop stars! Plus an interactive featuring “Mr. Malnourished” Paul Orndorff!

Exclusively for our friends on Patreon – just $2 a month gets you in!

Gorgeous Ladies of Weltanschauungskrieg?

Mountain Fiji un-Nazis GLOW in the Gestapo Match.

New induction!

An act of vehicular violence ten years ago has come back to bite Kofi Kingston in a big way.

Get ready to peel out in a brand-new Headlies!

It’s WrestleCrap Live!

Join Blade, RD, Jordan, along with Brian Zane, Maffew, Bill Apter, and the Blue Meanie as They Discuss The Worst in Wrestling!

All The Latest Crap!

Induction: Danny Bonaduce vs. Eric Young – I know why the caged Partridge sings

5 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Mon, 16 September 2019, 20:00

TNA, 2009 For years, TNA/Impact Wrestling has been considered by many (especially on this site) to be the spiritual successor to WCW. Granted, much of that reputation has more to do with TNA’s mismanagement than with any commitment to Southern-style wrestling. Still, many former WCW stars did end up plying their trade in TNA, such as co-founder Jeff Jarrett and Continue Reading...

Headlies: AJ Styles Falls Off The Edge Of The Earth During Championship Match

1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 16 September 2019, 08:00

Charlotte, NC – All known scientific facts were called into question last night after United States champion AJ Styles fell off the edge of the Earth and plunged into the universal void. The improbable event occurred during Styles’s match with Cedric Alexander at Clash Of Champions. The back-and-forth match displayed amazing athleticism between both performers. The see-saw battle brought fans Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: Hulk Hogan’s Most Egotistical Match!

74 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 05 September 2019, 20:00

WCW, 1995 Pretty sure I’ve written this before, but over the years, the perception I have of wrestlers I used to mock has changed. Generally that’s due to the fact that I find something admirable or at least comical about folks that I ripped to shred in the past. For instance, once upon a time I had no use for Continue Reading...

WrestleCrap Radio 285!!

0 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 01 September 2019, 23:01

RD and Blade go in-depth discussing Mickie James turning 40, AEW All Out, CM Punk, and WrestleCrap Radio’s 14 Year Anniversary! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon. Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU! As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD andBlade Show…exclusively for our Patrons! And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, Continue Reading...

Induction: Self-Help DDP – As good or better than a dead cat

15 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 29 August 2019, 20:00

WWF, 2001-2002 This week’s induction is a long time in the making. And I mean long. Don’t believe me? Check out this screenshot from the old black-and-rainbow Wrestlecrap site. DDP’s self-help gimmick was indeed a story for another day, and that day is today. The story begins during the unfortunate Invasion angle. DDP had been written off TV following a Continue Reading...

Video Induction Special! WrestleCrap Live Looks at Eugene, the Greater Power, and The Blonde Bytch Project!

4 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 22 August 2019, 20:30

It’s WrestleCrap Live! Check out this line up – Brian Zane from Wrestling with Wregret! Maffew from Botchamania! The Blue Meanie! Bill Apter! And yes, RD, Blade, and Jordan too! Recorded live in Las Vegas! Join Brian Zane of Wrestling with Wregret as he goes in-depth with the WrestleCrap Live team discussing WWE’s Eugene! Next we have Maffew from Botchamania Continue Reading...

Video Induction Special! WrestleCrap Live Looks at The Black Scorpion, Abe “Knuckleball” Schwartz, and The Apter Mags!

2 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 08 August 2019, 19:28

It’s a video induction special! Join WrestleCrap’s RD Reynolds, Blade Braxton, Jordan Mishkin, as well as Botchamania’s Maffew, Wrestling with Wregret’s Brian Zane, and the legendary Bill Apter and Blue Meanie as they look at the Apter Mags, the Black Scorpion, and Abe “Knuckleball” Schwartz. Join us in two weeks when we do this again with another trio of WrestleCraptacular Continue Reading...

WrestleCrap Radio 284!

0 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 24 July 2019, 20:22

RD and Blade return to talk Raw Reunion, a terrible show if ever there was one. But will that show be better or worse than WrestleCrap Radio? ONE WAY TO FIND OUT! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon. Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU! As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons! And the newest episode Continue Reading...

WrestleCrap Live! The 1987 Slammy Awards!

5 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 30 June 2019, 21:05

It’s a WrestleCrap Live! RD Reynolds, Blade Braxton, and Jordan Mishkin of WrestleCrap.com are joined by Bill Apter, The Blue Meanie, Maffew Gregg of Botchamania, and Brian Zane of Wrestling with Wregret for an all-star riff of the 1987 Slammy Awards! We’d tell you to enjoy, but we don’t want to bring up your hopes....

WrestleCrap Radio Episode 283!!

0 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 29 May 2019, 23:07

RD and Blade are back from Las Vegas and Starrcast II…and they’ve got a million stories to tell! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon. Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU! As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons! And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, Continue Reading...

Get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap Goodies with Patreon!

1 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Tue, 06 February 2018, 16:40

Hey hey, fellow Crappers! It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds here once again to tell you about our all new Patreon page. And by once again, I mean for the first time ever. Ahem. For the past seventeen years, we’ve very rarely asked for support for the site. We’ve had the archive discs and books to Continue Reading...

The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Available Via Patreon!

83 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 22 December 2016, 09:30

Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years. Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here. Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Terrifying Captain Lou Albano caricature shirt

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 13 September 2019, 02:00

From 1986 it’s the Captain Lou Albano caricature shirt.. GAH! That is horrifying! He looks like a deranged, possessed Cabbage Patch Kids doll trying to kill someone in a horror movie! And for some reason, whoever drew this decided to put him in a suit better suited (see what I did there?) for Ted DiBiase. Let’s take a look at the definition Continue Reading...

Headlies: AEW Officials Pin The AEW Championship Belt To Chris Jericho

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 09 September 2019, 08:00

Chicago, IL – Following the disappearance and subsequent return of All Elite Wrestling’s championship, AEW officials have agreed to physically attach the belt to current champion Chris Jericho. Jericho, who claimed the belt was stolen while he was celebrating his win at Longhorn Steakhouse, will now have several pins, fasteners, and thumbtacks inserted into his body and the belt. “Of Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Tatanka! Tie-Dye!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 06 September 2019, 02:00

It’s a tie-dye (?!) Tatanka shirt! It seems really weird that there’s a tie-dye shirt for Tatanka of all people. Is he secretly a hippie Indian? Aren’t tie-dye shirts supposed to be vibrant and colorful? You know, like this one! Tatiana’s Tie-Dye shirt is just sad and boring! Between the black and white picture of Tatanka and the muted, dark colors, this Continue Reading...

Headlies: Cracker Barrel Clash Ends In A Country Fried No-Contest

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 02 September 2019, 08:00

Chicago, IL – The “Cracker Barrel Clash” Triple Threat match held at this past weekend at All Elite Wrestling’s “All Out” ended in a triple disqualification after all the participants were deep-fried and covered in Sawmill Gravy. The match, dubbed the “Cracker Barrel Clash” saw Joey Janela take on Darby Allin and Jimmy Havoc. The back-and-forth battle saw all three Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Steve Austin “Bad To The Bonz” shirt

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 30 August 2019, 02:00

Here’s the Stone Cold Steve Austin “Bad To The Bonz” shirt. “Bonz”?! Is that pronounced “Bons” like “Bon-Bons”? Oh! They mean “bones”! Because spelling things wrong is cool! I know that’s supposed to be a rattlesnake skeleton, but it really just looks like a magnified sperm to me. “Spermy 3:16 says I just fertilized your egg!” “Aw, what a wastesk Continue Reading...

Headlies: AEW Signs 14-Year-Old After Feuding With Jim Cornette

21 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 26 August 2019, 08:00

Tampa Bay, FL – All Elite Wrestling have announced that they have signed 14-year-old Jaxxon Pfefer to a multi-year contract after seeing him fight with Jim Cornette on Twitter. The feud began yesterday morning after Pfefer tweeted a video of several AEW wrestlers playfully giving and no-selling each other’s finishing moves and tagged Cornette. Naturally, Cornette derided the participants and Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: WCW Erasable Pens help you fix-up your mix-ups!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 23 August 2019, 02:00

Let’s face it, if you’re booking WCW in the late 90’s, odds are you’re making a lot of mistakes! So you probably don’t want to use a proper ink pen to write out the weekly booking. Fortunately for you, we have this pair of erasable pens featuring Bill Goldberg and Kevin Nash. So when you change your booking plans an hour before Continue Reading...

Headlies: RD Reynolds – Bryan Alvarez Friendship Ends Over Repo Man Disagreement

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 19 August 2019, 08:00

Bothel, WA – A fifteen-year friendship between Figure Four’s Bryan Alvarez and Wrestlecrap’s RD Reynolds has come to an end following a disagreement over former wrestler Repo Man. The acrimonious split came after Alvarez went on extended rant on his podcast saying, “Nobody’s worse than the Repo Man, you got it?! What redeeming quality does the Repo Man have? None! Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Make Hulk Hogan fly to amuse your dog

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 16 August 2019, 02:00

It’s a Hulk Hogan Frisbee! Oh, wait no… I’m sorry- “Frisbee” is the legally protected trademark of some other company. This is a Hulk Hogan “Radical Flying Disc”. Whoa! it’s radical, dudes! Please don’t sue me, Frisbee people. It’s not my fault your products aren’t radical. I like that it advertises you can “Do tricks and stunts” with your dog Continue Reading...

Induction: The Gestapo Match – GLOW in the Dark Chapter of Human History

19 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 15 August 2019, 20:00

Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, 1986 Viewers of the original Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling knew pretty much what to expect from the show after watching the first eight episodes: cornball humor, wacky characters, and barely passable wresting action. And while the show’s cast typically wore skimpy leotards and was hardly politically correct (Palestina the terrorist comes to mind), it was always Continue Reading...

Headlies: Randy Orton’s Race Car Takes Out Kofi Kingston

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 12 August 2019, 08:00

Toronto, ON – In a shocking turn of events, a race car once belonging to Randy Orton interfered in his championship match against Kofi Kingston last night at Summerslam. On a 2009 episode of Monday Night Raw, Randy Orton received a brand-new race car as a gift from his partners in Legacy, Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase Jr. The car’s Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A Disco Inferno shirt? Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 09 August 2019, 02:00

Yes, Disco Inferno got his own shirt. Okay, I guess that makes sense- he was pretty over with the crowds at one point. But that was mostly because of his awesome theme song more than anything else. I think I preferred him as a one-note John Travolta ripoff rather than the uber-annoying clueless “white guy pretending to be street” schmuck gimmick Continue Reading...

Headlies: Sasha Banks Featured On WWE 2K20 Cover

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 05 August 2019, 08:00

Novato, CA – After weeks of speculation, WWE officials revealed that former Raw Women’s Champion Sasha Banks would be appearing on WWE 2K20’s cover. WWE CEO Vince McMahon made the announcement at a press conference this morning. “After careful consideration, we’ve decided to put WWE Superstar and NXT legend Sasha Banks on the cover of our newest video game,” said Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: He rides a motorcycle?

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 02 August 2019, 02:00

It’s Kane! And he’s… on a motorcycle? Okay, I suppose that looks cool, but I don’t remember ever seeing Kane on a motorcycle on TV before. Maybe he took lessons with Paul Bearer after he killed The Undertaker’s parents? Or maybe The Undertaker decided to be the bigger man and teach him how to ride! They also released figures of Continue Reading...

Induction: WXO – Wasn’t X-actly Outstanding

23 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 01 August 2019, 20:00

WXO Wrestling launched (and folded) in early 2000 as an old-school, fan-friendly alternative to the Big Three promotions of the time. The organization treated itself like a big deal, with the announcers claiming that top wrestlers from around the world were trying to get in on the action. Phones were ringing off the hook at WXO headquarters, we were told. Continue Reading...

Headlies: Braun Strowman Went Into A Restaurant And Ate Everything In The Restaurant And They Had To Close The Restaurant

11 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 29 July 2019, 08:00

Little Rock, AR – WWE Superstar Braun Strowman’s quick meal at the BBQ Barn after Monday Night Raw, unintentionally lead to the restaurant closing forever. “Whenever WWE is in town, we like to keep the place open late since the boys like to stop in after the matches,” said BBQ Barn owner “Big” Bob Sprucky. “A little after 11 o’clock, Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Hasbro shows a little skin(ner)

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 26 July 2019, 02:00

All right! It’s an action figure of Skinner! I just love that someone at WWE and someone at Hasbro came together and collectively decided that “Yes! We need to make an action figure of Steve Kern as swamp-dwelling Skinner! The kids will love it!”. In case you’re wondering, the “Gator Breaker” move they so proudly advertise on the package is where Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: Steel Asylum 2010 – Apparently TNA Thought the Best Way To Start a War Was With a Match No One Could See

14 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 25 July 2019, 20:00

With the arrival of AEW on TNT starting this October, it should come as no surprise that WWE is looking to counter program and put a kibosh on any potential competition. While there’s been no discussion of moving Raw or Smackdown to start a war, sources have told this reporter that Vince & Co. have asked about the availability of Continue Reading...

Headlies: R-Truth And Drake Maverick Get Their Own Marvel Movie

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 22 July 2019, 08:00

San Diego, CA – Wrestling fans were thrilled to find out that the epic battles between WWE Superstars R-Truth and Drake Maverick would be coming to the big screen as part of the Marvel Universe. Maverick and Truth appeared throughout San Diego Comic Con battling over they esteemed 24/7 Championship. While most thought it was just a fun way to Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: WWF TV View ‘n’ Color

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 19 July 2019, 02:00

From 1990, here’s the WWF TV View ‘n’ Color*. You put the slides into the magnifier “TV viewer” and then you can color some of them in. At least I think that’s how this thing works. It seems like it’s probably one of those cheap toys that doesn’t actually work like it’s supposed to. I love the vintage Toys ‘R Continue Reading...

Induction: WCW Uncensored ’95 – Dub-C-Dub! Dub-C-Dub!

32 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 18 July 2019, 20:00

WCW, 1995 This past Sunday was WWE’s fifteenth annual pay-per-view dedicated to anything-goes hardcore wrestling. Originally called One Night Stand, it was officially renamed in 2009 to “Extreme Rules”, which better conveyed the event’s theme while also sounding really dumb. In practice, Extreme Rules is just like any other pay-per-view but with a few more gimmick matches than usual – Continue Reading...

Headlies: List Of Potential WWE Wrestler Names Leaks

8 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 15 July 2019, 08:00

Stamford, CT – Sportskeeda.com has produced a list of potential names for current and future WWE and NXT wrestlers and personalities. “For one reason or another, a lot of WWE talent have had their names changed,” said writer Kumal Barthwal. “Sometimes it’s a shortening to just a first or last name like Rusev or Andrade. Other times it’s a completely Continue Reading...