WWE didn’t leave Australia empty-handed.

They brought Stomper The Kangaroo with them!

Hop on over to Headlies to read all about it!

Time to answer the age-old (ok, week old) question – was Undertaker-Hunter worse than Age in the Cage?

Find out in a NEW INDUCTION!

Crikey! Super Show-Down was a night to remember, mate!

Grab some Vegemite and read all about it in Headlies!

Professional Gay Wrestling:

They’re here,

They’re queer,

They’re a new induction!

Brie Bella is taking her strong kicks to the NFL.

Put on a helmet and read all about it in Headlies!

Meat Wrestling’s Biggest Klutz – Clumsy Shawn Stasiak!

Fall face first into our newest induction!

Why so serious?

We’ve got an A-List actor as the new Doink The Clown!

Grab your whoopee cushion and read all about it in Headlies!

  • Impact Wrestling Promises One On-Screen Murder Per Episode Or Your Money Back
  • Vince McMahon Now Suffering From Severe Vegemite Addiction After Returning From Australia
  • Finn Balor Injured After Giving Too Many "Too Sweets" At New York Comic Con
  • The Corre To Reunite At Smackdown 1000
  • Impact Officials and HHH Meet in Stamford, Discuss TNA Purchasing WWE
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Headlies: Former TNA Mascot Stomper Joins WWE

0 Submitted by on Mon, 15 October 2018, 08:00
Stamford, CT – In an impromptu news conference Monday morning, WWE CEO Vince McMahon announced that his company has signed former TNA mascot Stomper to be the new face of his company. Several weeks ago, Impact Wrestling officials were seen entering WWE Headquarters. While many speculated that WWE was interested in buying Impact Wrestling outright, the truth was more surprising Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Age in the Cage – Was Piper vs. Hogan REALLY Worse than Hunter-Undertaker in 2018?

12 Submitted by on Thu, 11 October 2018, 20:00
WCW, 1997 Of all the things I miss about WCW (and while you may not believe it, trust me, I miss a lot about that company), I think I miss their holiday PPV set pieces most of all.  Be it Spring Stampede, Fall Brawl, Great American Bash…they always did a really nice job of tying in whatever major happening was Continue Reading...
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Induction: Professional Gay Wrestling – Gay professional wrestling

21 Submitted by on Thu, 04 October 2018, 20:04
2011 While searching Amazon Prime recently, I was pleasantly surprised to find, of all things, episodes of Memphis wrestling in the video library. But there was even more content available for any connoisseur of both great wrestling and bad wrestling: a collection of death matches between Cactus Jack and Terry Funk, some truly awful-looking wrestling movies I’d never heard of, Continue Reading...
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Get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap Goodies with Patreon!

1 Submitted by on Tue, 06 February 2018, 16:40
Hey hey, fellow Crappers!  It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds here once again to tell you about our all new Patreon page. And by once again, I mean for the first time ever.  Ahem. For the past seventeen years, we’ve very rarely asked for support for the site.  We’ve had the archive discs and books to Continue Reading...
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The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Available Via Patreon!

75 Submitted by on Thu, 22 December 2016, 09:30
Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Outback Jack Makes Triumphant Return At Super Show-Down

4 Submitted by on Mon, 08 October 2018, 08:00
Melbourne, Australia – The wrestling world was stunned this weekend as former WWF wrestling legend Outback Jack made his triumphant return to the company. The special event took, which took place in Melbourne, featured a list of current and future WWE Hall of Famers. While local fans were pleased to see their fellow Australians Buddy Murphy and The Iiconics come Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Stone Cold Steve Austin’s jacket is a real manly color!

5 Submitted by on Fri, 05 October 2018, 02:00
Stone Cold Steve Austin is a real man’s man! He’s the toughest of the tough! He’s a true bad ass! And nothing says “Manly Man Tough Guy Bad Ass” like a satin jacket with powder blue sleeves and piping! Oh well, at least it has the Evil Red-Eyed Skull logo on it- that helps balance things out a bit, doesn’t it? Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Clumsy Shawn Stasiak – Meat Wrestling’s Biggest Klutz!

58 Submitted by on Thu, 27 September 2018, 20:00
WWF, 2001 If wrestling has taught me anything, it’s that being a second generation star isn’t always a guarantee of success.  Sure, we can all name a lot of guys who were better than their old men – Bret Hart, Randy Orton, Randy Savage all spring immediately to mind.  But there’s seemingly an equal list of goofs that shouldn’t have Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Actor Joaquin Phoenix Set To Become The New Doink

3 Submitted by on Mon, 24 September 2018, 08:00
Los Angeles, CA – Actor Joaquin Phoenix has announced that he will become the latest incarnation of Doink The Clown in WWE. Phoenix, famous for his roles in movies such as Signs, Walk The Line, and Gladiator, set the entertainment world ablaze this week when pictures of him dressed as a clown surfaced. While many believed the pictures were from Continue Reading...
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Induction: Stephanie McMahon on Undercover Boss – This little Princess went to market (herself)

18 Submitted by on Thu, 20 September 2018, 20:00
CBS, 2018 There are no original ideas in reality television. Wife Swap? Ripped off from Chappelle’s Show. The Amazing Race? Heavily influenced by Around the World in 80 Days. And Undercover Boss? Lifted directly from the “Blue Collar Drummond” episode of Diff’rent Strokes. On paper, the idea of an Undercover Boss episode for WWE sounds fascinating: imagine Stephanie McMahon getting Continue Reading...
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It Came from YouTube: The Man Who Wrote “Let’s Go Cena/Cena Sucks!”

1 Submitted by on Tue, 18 September 2018, 21:43
Everyone knows the men who wrote your favorite wrestling theme songs, but do you know who composed “This is Awesome?” Legendary wrestling songwriter “Hurricane” J.J. Maguire introduces you to “War Chant” Eddie Lange, the genius behind “One More Time,” “This Is Awesome,” and “Let’s Go Cena/Cena Sucks!”...
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Headlies: Hell In A Cell Accidentally Sent To Hell, Michigan

3 Submitted by on Mon, 17 September 2018, 08:00
  Hell, MI – A mix-up in WWE’s shipping department sent the giant 5-sided red structure to the small town of Hell, Michigan and left the pay-per-view without it’s namesake cage. The giant structure was accidentally sent to Michigan due to an error with Shop.WWE.com. “Near as we can tell, someone ordered a Hell In A Cell playset and the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The most forgettable tag team of the 90’s got a trading card?!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 14 September 2018, 02:00
I was browsing through the awesome Wrestling Trading Cards database site and I came across this gem. From a 1995 WWF Magazine comes this Tekno Team 2000 trading card. I love that they got their own trading card despite only being in the WWF for like 4 months and doing absolutely nothing of note in that time. Tekno Team 2000 were Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “Butcher” Vachon Comes Out Of Retirement To Teach Young Wrestlers A Lesson

8 Submitted by on Mon, 10 September 2018, 08:00
Rutland, VT – Wrestling legend Paul “Butcher” Vachon has come out of retirement and returned to the ring for one last shot at championship gold. Vachon, most famous for winning various tag team championships with his brother Maurice “Mad Dog” Vachon, has been having tag team matches on the independent New England wrestling scene. While many are surprised that Vachon Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A shirt fit for any beefcake in San Fransisco

3 Submitted by on Fri, 07 September 2018, 02:00
It’s a shirt featuring Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake carrying a gigantic pair of novelty scissors while wearing his Chippendales Dancer bowtie and pink zebra striped tights. If you wear this shirt it will defiantly get people talking about you, but probably not for the reasons you want… “I getsk my hair cut by Brutus all the time! He has such a gentle, Continue Reading...
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Re-Induction: The Portuguese Man-o-War, Aldo Montoya

7 Submitted by on Thu, 06 September 2018, 21:26
WWF, 1994 Well, I have to admit I was wrong. Heading into the Death of WCW debate between Eric Bischoff and Wrestlecrap’s own RD Reynolds, I took Eric’s word for it that RD would be so traumatized by the experience that every time he attempted to type, his keyboard would short-circuit from the ensuing flood of urine. That meant that Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 276 – Starrcast Aplenty, Plus Backstage at the RD-Bischoff Debate!

5 Submitted by on Wed, 05 September 2018, 20:33
WrestleCrap Starrcast!  Plus the REAL story of the Death of WCW Panel, including backstage with RD and Eric Bischoff! Again, this is due to our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  For this show only, Patreon subscribers get the full, unedited version of this interview – over a half hour of extra material!  Help us out, won’t you?   Listen to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Eric Bischoff Finally Reads “The Death Of WCW”

4 Submitted by on Mon, 03 September 2018, 10:20
Schaumburg, IL – As the crowds dissipated and the lights faded from Starrcast, former WCW owner Eric Bischoff did something he thought he would never do: read RD Reynolds’ and Bryan Alvarez’s comprehensive book The Death Of WCW. The Death of WCW panel, which became heated at several points as Bischoff hurled insults at a calm and diplomatic Reynolds, was Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio #275 – With Dr. D, David Schultz!

1 Submitted by on Mon, 27 August 2018, 21:41
RD and Blade are joined by the legend himself, Dr. D David Schultz!  Over an hour of bounty hunting, At Home with Dr. D, the Gun show, Mr. T, John Stossel, Dr. D’s favorite cereal, and most importantly, a cameo by his wife, WO-MAN! Again, this is due to our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  For this show only, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The OGz To Face LAX In A Lowrider Sumo Match

3 Submitted by on Mon, 27 August 2018, 08:00
  Toronto, Ontario CA – Following the horrific hit-and-run murder of their friend Richie, LAX have vowed revenge on The OGz by challenging them to a lowrider sumo match. “Kingston, Homicide, and Hernandez are going to pay,” said Konnan. “They came into our neighborhood, disrespected the block, and took our poor little Richie. He was the light of my life. Continue Reading...
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VIDEO YOU MUST SEE! WrestleCrap Panel at Starrcast!

5 Submitted by on Sun, 26 August 2018, 20:49
The WrestleCrap Panel at Starrcast is going to be totally insane!  You can be there live OR you can stream it on fite.tv! A Dungeon of Doom reunion, Dr. D talks being AT HOME with his family, Oscar rapping, Bill Apter, Blade Braxton, Jordan Mishkin, and tons more! If you can figure out what I said at the end of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: G1 Special in WrestleCrap Part 2

4 Submitted by on Fri, 24 August 2018, 12:00
A Wrestlecrap Guide to G-1 Climax Shirts by Paul Sebert Welcome to part two of Wrestlecrap’s look at New Japan’s G1 Shirts. Yes the annual tournament isn’t just a grueling competition, it’s also a cash cow in which the company churns out a mountain of merch. It’s a magical time when even the lowliest underdog can get his own gear. Continue Reading...
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