Why so serious?

We’ve got an A-List actor as the new Doink The Clown!

Grab your whoopee cushion and read all about it in Headlies!

Why is Steph wearing a blonde wig?

Trying to get in good with the Scandinavians and win the Nobel Peace Prize? Close. 

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Was the American Dental Association correct in granting Isaac Yankem a DDS license?

A WrestleCrap Special Report!

Wrestlecrap veteran Aldo Montoya wasn’t your typical dumb jock.

An “all-new” re-induction!

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Headlies: Actor Joaquin Phoenix Set To Become The New Doink

2 Submitted by on Mon, 24 September 2018, 08:00
Los Angeles, CA – Actor Joaquin Phoenix has announced that he will become the latest incarnation of Doink The Clown in WWE. Phoenix, famous for his roles in movies such as Signs, Walk The Line, and Gladiator, set the entertainment world ablaze this week when pictures of him dressed as a clown surfaced. While many believed the pictures were from Continue Reading...
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Induction: Stephanie McMahon on Undercover Boss – This little Princess went to market (herself)

17 Submitted by on Thu, 20 September 2018, 20:00
CBS, 2018 There are no original ideas in reality television. Wife Swap? Ripped off from Chappelle’s Show. The Amazing Race? Heavily influenced by Around the World in 80 Days. And Undercover Boss? Lifted directly from the “Blue Collar Drummond” episode of Diff’rent Strokes. On paper, the idea of an Undercover Boss episode for WWE sounds fascinating: imagine Stephanie McMahon getting Continue Reading...
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Re-Induction: The Portuguese Man-o-War, Aldo Montoya

7 Submitted by on Thu, 06 September 2018, 21:26
WWF, 1994 Well, I have to admit I was wrong. Heading into the Death of WCW debate between Eric Bischoff and Wrestlecrap’s own RD Reynolds, I took Eric’s word for it that RD would be so traumatized by the experience that every time he attempted to type, his keyboard would short-circuit from the ensuing flood of urine. That meant that Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 276 – Starrcast Aplenty, Plus Backstage at the RD-Bischoff Debate!

4 Submitted by on Wed, 05 September 2018, 20:33
WrestleCrap Starrcast!  Plus the REAL story of the Death of WCW Panel, including backstage with RD and Eric Bischoff! Again, this is due to our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  For this show only, Patreon subscribers get the full, unedited version of this interview – over a half hour of extra material!  Help us out, won’t you?   Listen to Continue Reading...
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Get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap Goodies with Patreon!

1 Submitted by on Tue, 06 February 2018, 16:40
Hey hey, fellow Crappers!  It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds here once again to tell you about our all new Patreon page. And by once again, I mean for the first time ever.  Ahem. For the past seventeen years, we’ve very rarely asked for support for the site.  We’ve had the archive discs and books to Continue Reading...
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The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Available Via Patreon!

75 Submitted by on Thu, 22 December 2016, 09:30
Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...
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It Came from YouTube: The Man Who Wrote “Let’s Go Cena/Cena Sucks!”

1 Submitted by on Tue, 18 September 2018, 21:43
Everyone knows the men who wrote your favorite wrestling theme songs, but do you know who composed “This is Awesome?” Legendary wrestling songwriter “Hurricane” J.J. Maguire introduces you to “War Chant” Eddie Lange, the genius behind “One More Time,” “This Is Awesome,” and “Let’s Go Cena/Cena Sucks!”...
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Headlies: Hell In A Cell Accidentally Sent To Hell, Michigan

3 Submitted by on Mon, 17 September 2018, 08:00
  Hell, MI – A mix-up in WWE’s shipping department sent the giant 5-sided red structure to the small town of Hell, Michigan and left the pay-per-view without it’s namesake cage. The giant structure was accidentally sent to Michigan due to an error with Shop.WWE.com. “Near as we can tell, someone ordered a Hell In A Cell playset and the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The most forgettable tag team of the 90’s got a trading card?!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 14 September 2018, 02:00
I was browsing through the awesome Wrestling Trading Cards database site and I came across this gem. From a 1995 WWF Magazine comes this Tekno Team 2000 trading card. I love that they got their own trading card despite only being in the WWF for like 4 months and doing absolutely nothing of note in that time. Tekno Team 2000 were Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “Butcher” Vachon Comes Out Of Retirement To Teach Young Wrestlers A Lesson

6 Submitted by on Mon, 10 September 2018, 08:00
Rutland, VT – Wrestling legend Paul “Butcher” Vachon has come out of retirement and returned to the ring for one last shot at championship gold. Vachon, most famous for winning various tag team championships with his brother Maurice “Mad Dog” Vachon, has been having tag team matches on the independent New England wrestling scene. While many are surprised that Vachon Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A shirt fit for any beefcake in San Fransisco

3 Submitted by on Fri, 07 September 2018, 02:00
It’s a shirt featuring Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake carrying a gigantic pair of novelty scissors while wearing his Chippendales Dancer bowtie and pink zebra striped tights. If you wear this shirt it will defiantly get people talking about you, but probably not for the reasons you want… “I getsk my hair cut by Brutus all the time! He has such a gentle, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Eric Bischoff Finally Reads “The Death Of WCW”

4 Submitted by on Mon, 03 September 2018, 10:20
Schaumburg, IL – As the crowds dissipated and the lights faded from Starrcast, former WCW owner Eric Bischoff did something he thought he would never do: read RD Reynolds’ and Bryan Alvarez’s comprehensive book The Death Of WCW. The Death of WCW panel, which became heated at several points as Bischoff hurled insults at a calm and diplomatic Reynolds, was Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio #275 – With Dr. D, David Schultz!

1 Submitted by on Mon, 27 August 2018, 21:41
RD and Blade are joined by the legend himself, Dr. D David Schultz!  Over an hour of bounty hunting, At Home with Dr. D, the Gun show, Mr. T, John Stossel, Dr. D’s favorite cereal, and most importantly, a cameo by his wife, WO-MAN! Again, this is due to our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  For this show only, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The OGz To Face LAX In A Lowrider Sumo Match

3 Submitted by on Mon, 27 August 2018, 08:00
  Toronto, Ontario CA – Following the horrific hit-and-run murder of their friend Richie, LAX have vowed revenge on The OGz by challenging them to a lowrider sumo match. “Kingston, Homicide, and Hernandez are going to pay,” said Konnan. “They came into our neighborhood, disrespected the block, and took our poor little Richie. He was the light of my life. Continue Reading...
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VIDEO YOU MUST SEE! WrestleCrap Panel at Starrcast!

5 Submitted by on Sun, 26 August 2018, 20:49
The WrestleCrap Panel at Starrcast is going to be totally insane!  You can be there live OR you can stream it on fite.tv! A Dungeon of Doom reunion, Dr. D talks being AT HOME with his family, Oscar rapping, Bill Apter, Blade Braxton, Jordan Mishkin, and tons more! If you can figure out what I said at the end of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: G1 Special in WrestleCrap Part 2

4 Submitted by on Fri, 24 August 2018, 12:00
A Wrestlecrap Guide to G-1 Climax Shirts by Paul Sebert Welcome to part two of Wrestlecrap’s look at New Japan’s G1 Shirts. Yes the annual tournament isn’t just a grueling competition, it’s also a cash cow in which the company churns out a mountain of merch. It’s a magical time when even the lowliest underdog can get his own gear. Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Complete DX Invasion – What do you mean this didn’t win the Monday Night Wars?

25 Submitted by on Thu, 23 August 2018, 22:39
WWF, 1998 As the Death of WCW panel at Starrcast approaches, it’s important to consider what actually killed WCW. Was it poor booking? Low ratings and buyrates caused by the poor booking? Huge financial losses caused by reckless spending and the low ratings and buyrates, caused by the poor booking? Or was it something as simple and totally unrelated as Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Becky Lynch Buries Charlotte Flair With Becky Lynch Dolls

2 Submitted by on Mon, 20 August 2018, 08:00
Brooklyn, NY – Beloved Superstar Becky Lynch turned Charlotte Flair following the Smackdown Women’s title at Summerslam in a stunning an unexpected fashion. Lynch battled with Charlotte Flair and Carmella in a see-saw match. Flair dominated most of the match with her technical skills and Carmella tried to cheat at every turn. Lynch, with the crowd solidly behind her, rallied Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Martial Arts Match Uncensored 95 – Meng Preps RD for Bischoff!

24 Submitted by on Thu, 16 August 2018, 20:00
WCW, 1995 Unless you’ve been living under a rock, or you know, you just haven’t visited our fine site lately, you’re aware this Labor Day weekend in Chicago your old buddy and old pal RD Reynolds will be at the inaugural Starrcast convention.  It’s setting up as four days of utter insanity,with a gooftastic WrestleCrap panel on Friday where our Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “Meat Eric Bischoff” Added To Starrcast

4 Submitted by on Mon, 13 August 2018, 08:00
Chicago, IL – Starrcast, the wrestling fan convention being held in conjunction with the upcoming wrestling event All In, has added a special meet and greet to the list of events. Dubbed “Meat Eric Bischoff” fans will now get a chance to purchase meat directly from the former head of WCW. “We want to give the fans something special at Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Brock Lesnar Starts A Book Club

11 Submitted by on Mon, 06 August 2018, 08:00
(Image VIA) Jacksonville, FL – While most fans were discussing Brock Lesnar’s explosive return to Monday Night Raw last week, the sight of Lesnar reading a magazine backstage caught many off guard. “People forget that I went to college. Sure, I was there to wrestle, but I was also there to get an education,” said Lesnar matter-of-factly. “I’m not some Continue Reading...
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