It’s the logical follow-up to AEW’s Blood & Guts!

Wash your hands and read all about it in Headlies!

It’s the Final ECW Finale.

Trust Us, This Is(n’t) Extreme!

But it is a NEW Induction!

The Nightmare Express isn’t the only new ride in AEW.

Buckle your safety belt and find out what The Dark Order is driving in Headlies!

Rambo and friends invade the squared circle…

…and give new meaning to the term, “First Blood match”.

New induction!

WWE has another trash-bagging incident on their hands.

Read about their Iconic error in Headlies!

It’s the most random wrestling show we’ve ever seen!

Scott Steiner gets drunk, plays video games, and feeds ducks (REALLY!) in our NEW INDUCTION!

Kevin Owens deserves a medal for giving Logan Paul a Stunner.

Read a new Headlies to find out which one he’s getting!

Move over Steve Austin…

…move over, other Steve Austin…

The Bionic Woman dominates the wrestling ring in this new induction!

We completely missed Wrestlemania.

Great!

Find out what we did instead in Headlies.

It’s the final recorded show with Blade Braxton and RD Reynolds.

We thank you for all the years, all the laughs, and all the fun!

RIP Blade.

You will be missed. 🙁

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: AEW Dynamite Presents: Tetanus & Hepatitis

0 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 10 May 2021, 08:00

Jacksonville, FL – On this week’s episode of AEW Dynamite, members of the Inner Circle and The Pinnacle will be given tetanus shots and antiviral medication as a direct result of participating in the ‘Blood & Guts’ match. “We value realism in AEW so naturally ‘Tetanus & Hepatitis’ would follow up the Blood & Guts,” explained Tony Khan. “We’re going Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: The Final ECW Finale – This Is(n’t) Extreme

16 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 06 May 2021, 20:00

WWECW, 2010 While I was never the biggest Extreme Championship Wrestling fan on the planet, I did enjoy and will forever be grateful for Paul Heyman’s Philadelphia-based science experiment. A quick glance into the WWF or WCW around 1993-94 and you could see that pro wrestling was in the doldrums and in need of a reinvention. In my estimation, that Continue Reading...

Induction: Rambo y sus titanes – Your childhood action figure fed come to life!

12 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 29 April 2021, 20:44

Argentinian TV, early 1990s Wrestling has had its fair share of cheesy action movie tie-ins: There was WCW’s Robocop cameo… …and WWE’s less-embarrassing (but just barely) Terminator cameo… …but Rambo just may be the biggest offender, spinning off into such unauthorized gimmicks as Greg “Rambo” Gagne and the NWL’s John Rambo. But that’s nothing compared to the lunacy documented in Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: Nu Wave Wrestling – So Rikishi and Scott Steiner Walk Into a Bar…

29 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 22 April 2021, 20:00

Nu Wrestling Evolution, 2005 Not sure if you’ve noticed, but the move from WWE Network to Peacock here for us ‘muricans has proven to…well…kinda suck. The massive library we were all accustomed to having at our fingertips is mostly gone, and we’re left with the most basic of stuff imaginable. You want a recent Raw? No problem. A random WrestleMania? Sure, Continue Reading...

Induction: “In This Corner, Jaime Sommers” – You’ve heard of a bionic redneck, but have you ever heard of a bionic woman?

11 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 15 April 2021, 21:09

TV episode, 1976 If you’re living in the US and suddenly locked out of WWE Network, you’re probably wondering what to do with the next four months. Sure, you could search blindly on Peacock for something – anything – worth watching, but maybe you’d be better off looking on plain old NBC.com, which offers three advantages over the premium site. Continue Reading...

WrestleCrap Radio – RD & Blade Show – For Blade

10 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 05 April 2021, 19:23

As you have probably heard, Blade passed away on March 28. Let’s celebrate all the laughs he brought us with his final recorded appearance with RD Reynolds. We love you and miss you, Blade! You can find out about the funeral service by clicking here. I am being told it is being streamed. Thank you for everyone contributing to the Continue Reading...

GoFundMe For Blade’s Funeral Expenses

2 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 01 April 2021, 23:33

First of all, I want to say thank you to everyone who has been posting all their great memories of Blade Braxton. To see such love has been incredible. I cannot thank you all enough. I will be posting the final ever recording we did together in the coming days. It was an unreleased RD & Blade Show. Continue Reading...

Induction: WrestleCrap’s 21st Anniversary Special

13 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 01 April 2021, 20:00

This induction is dedicated to Blade Braxton and all the other members of the WrestleCrap family we’ve lost along the way. On April 1st, 2000, WrestleCrap.com first arrived on the internet. The intervening twenty-one years have provided the site with never-ending fodder for our famous inductions, whether it be old footage uploaded to Youtube or new, ridiculous angles and characters Continue Reading...

RIP Blade Braxton

70 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 28 March 2021, 20:07

What can you possibly say when you lose one of your best friends? What can you say when you know he won’t be there on the other end of the tin can and string when you call? What can you say but…I love you. As I try to type with tears in my eyes…I just realize how Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: That Thunder With Nash – The Old Glory Shizow

27 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 25 March 2021, 20:00

WCW, 1999 Every once in a while, I discover something I cannot even fathom we’ve not inducted. Such is the case tonight. From that award winning little book you may have heard of, The Death of WCW: “The October 14 Thunder was one for the ages. Since it was the last under the Nash era, he basically turned it into one giant inside Continue Reading...

WrestleCrap Radio 303!

2 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 21 March 2021, 14:06

RD & Blade discuss their all-time favorite women’s wrestling matches, plus tons more pro wrestling news. If that wasn’t enough, we also discover a cartoon voice actor who once punched Adolph Hitler in the mouth. Can it be true? WrestleCrap Radio 303 is here! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon. Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT Continue Reading...

Induction: The Swamp Fight – Creature from the Crap Lagoon

22 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Fri, 19 March 2021, 20:00

WWE, 2020 At Extreme Rules 2020, the main event of Braun Strowman vs. Bray Wyatt didn’t have a tough act to follow. All the Universal Champ and his ex-mentor had to do was to put on a match less embarrassing than that night’s Mysterio-Rollins match – a match where the object was to pluck out your opponent’s eyeball. But despite Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: Raw Underground – First Rule of Shane Club is You Don’t Talk About Shane Club

28 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 11 March 2021, 20:00

WWE, 2020 In recent years, it’s not exactly a secret that World Wrestling Entertainment has seen its audience shrinking at levels not seen since Hulk Hogan’s physique in 1994. And whenever that happens, we often see Vince McMahon throwing various things against the wall to see what may stick – one need look no further than the legendary Attitude era Continue Reading...

Induction: Gary Garbutt, the Masked Janitor – Drew mops the floor with Cedric Alexander

15 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 04 March 2021, 20:58

WWE, 2019 At Extreme Rules 2019, The Undertaker and fellow Big Dog Roman Reigns teamed up to defeat Drew McIntyre and Shane McMahon. If you don’t remember this match, you can be forgiven – it was the opening match, and it was thrown together rather hastily to wash out the bad taste of Taker’s recent Goldberg match. For the go-home Continue Reading...

Get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap Goodies with Patreon!

1 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Tue, 06 February 2018, 16:40

Hey hey, fellow Crappers! It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds here once again to tell you about our all new Patreon page. And by once again, I mean for the first time ever. Ahem. For the past seventeen years, we’ve very rarely asked for support for the site. We’ve had the archive discs and books to Continue Reading...

The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Available Via Patreon!

85 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 22 December 2016, 09:30

Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years. Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here. Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The Official Von Erich Family World Class Championship Wrestling game!

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 07 May 2021, 02:00

Crapper Sean Bateman writes: I know about the AWA and the Wrestlemania VHS games, which Spoony reviewed, and I did play the WWE DVD game. All three are candidates for Wrestlecrap inductions or Somebody Bought This. But, somebody bought this WCCW/Von Erich game and it was not me. Here is the description for that game: The Official VON ERICH FAMILY Continue Reading...

Headlies: The Dark Order Unveil Their New Tour Bus

1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 03 May 2021, 08:00

Roach Branch, FL – All Elite Wrestling stable The Dark Order revealed their new tour bus in a ribbon-cutting ceremony earlier today. Gathered behind a Casey’s General Store, The Dark Order unveiled their previously owned 1972 Winnebago. The dust-covered recreational vehicle has over 400,000 miles, squeaky brakes, and a leaking radiator. Many questioned while the stable purchased such a vehicle. Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: WCW Slam Jam cassette tape with awesome theme songs!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 30 April 2021, 02:00

If you were a kid in 1991 and saw this WCW Slam Jam theme song cassette at Mike Angelo’s Music Emporium in the mall, you know you’d gladly pay the sort-of pricy $15.99 they were asking for this baby so you could run home and play it on your cheap, but well-loved Sony Walkman. Yes, this is a tape so good that would Continue Reading...

Headlies: Garbage Bag Full Of Billie Kay’s Personal Items Sent To Wrong Address

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 26 April 2021, 08:00

Sydney, FL – A garbage bag full of former WWE Superstar Billie Kay’s personal belongings was accidentally sent to a Sydney, Florida resident late last week. WWE recently came under fire after former wrestler Mickie James posted on social media about the billion-dollar company sending her personal items in a garbage bag. It appears that the same uncouth tactic was Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: WWE Body Cals temporary tattoo stickers

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 23 April 2021, 02:00

These are WWE Body Cals temporary tattoo stickers. They say “Stay Hyped” because… uh, I don’t know. “Body Cal” just reminds me of “Booty Call” which gives me a really uneasy feeling… You’re supposed to put them on your face, I guess… and even as a 9 year old I would have known that would make me look really, really Continue Reading...

Headlies: Kevin Owens Awarded The Presidential Medal Of Freedom For Stunning Logan Paul

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 19 April 2021, 08:00

Washington, DC – WWE Superstar Kevin Owens was awarded the Presidential Medal Of Freedom this weekend in a ceremony at the White House. Officials noted Owens’ Stunner on Youtuber Logan Paul as the main reason for receiving the highest civilian award of the United States. Paul, most famous for being a ghoulish jerk and having an extremely punchable face, appeared Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Dudley Boyz glasses.

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 16 April 2021, 02:00

These glasses are useful if you want to impersonate a Dudley Boy. Or Harry Potter. Or Buddy Holly. Or WrestleCrap Radio’s own Nathaniel....

Headlies: Fan Thrilled To Have Missed Wrestlemania

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 12 April 2021, 08:00

Tuscaloosa, AL – Lifetime WWE fan Ronald Van Der Plunk was relieved to wake up Monday morning with the realization that he had completely missed Wrestlemania. Morning sunlight filled Van Der Plunk’s bedroom with a buttery glow. Birds happily chirped outside of his window as a gentle breeze roused him from his slumber. A warm sense of satisfaction filled his Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Kevin Nash- now in comic book super hero figure form!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 09 April 2021, 02:00

Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Archive found this WCW S.L.A.M Force Kevin Nash figure. It’s part of a line of figures featuring WCW wrestlers as super heroes (?!) and comes with a free mini comic book. The other figures in the line were Sting, Bret Hart, and Bill Goldberg. I’m going to assume they looked just as goofy as Continue Reading...

Headlies: Midnight Rose And Stubby Open An Illegal Casino In Paradise

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 05 April 2021, 08:00

Topeka, KS – Wrestling legend Midnight Rose and lovable ragamuffin Stubby stumbled through the pearly gates. They shielded their eyes from the bright lights and surveyed the land. “Wow, look at this place, man,” said Midnight Rose. “Real swanky. Everything’s so clean and smells really nice. Can you believe the guy up front didn’t even check our IDs?” “Tell Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Yo!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 02 April 2021, 02:00

Yo! Hey Yo! Yo-Yo! Yo Joe! Okay, I think that just about covers it....

Headlies: Kip Sabian Is The Wizard

0 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 29 March 2021, 08:00

Hollywood, CA – AEW stars Miro, Penelope Ford, and Kip Sabian traveled to Universal Studios Hollywood this week to compete in Arcade Anarchy against Orange Cassidy and Chuck Taylor. Officials revealed this week that Arcade Anarchy will, in fact, be a video game tournament. The winner will receive $50,000 and appear on the cover of Nintendo Power. The blood Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: I’d Rather Be In Chyna shirt

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 26 March 2021, 02:00

Yes, this Chyna shirt is a thing…...

Headlies: Britt Baker Loses Dental License After ‘Lights Out’ Match

1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 22 March 2021, 08:00

Harrisburg, PA – AEW star Dr. Britt Baker has lost her dentistry license following her brutal “Lights Out” match against Thunder Rosa. Baker, a dentist in the state of Pennsylvania, appeared virtually before the State Board of Dentistry on Friday. Members of the board discussed Baker’s conduct during last week’s match. “Dr. Baker, the members of this board viewed your Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The official WWF toilet

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 19 March 2021, 02:00

It’s the official WWF Jakks-Pacific toilet accessory. It’s just the thing for your T.L Hopper figure!...

Induction: …Is delayed until Friday

2 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 18 March 2021, 19:59

Sorry folks, you’ll have to wait another day before the new induction drops. As usual, here is a very cryptic clue as to what it’s about: Take a guess, then forget it because it’s wrong, then take another guess....

Headlies: Maki Itoh Wins All The Grammys

4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 15 March 2021, 08:00

Los Angeles, CA – AEW star Maki Itoh shocked the music world last night by taking home every single Grammy award. The 63rd Grammy Awards, held at the Los Angeles Staples Center, was unlike any other award ceremony in recent history. Due to the pandemic, most nominees were either social distanced or not physically present. The sparse audience allowed the Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The UWF returns, and they have a shirt!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 12 March 2021, 02:00

Crapper Sean Bateman writes: Some guy is bringing Herb Abhrams’ UWF back from the dead and you can buy the merch with the old logo at the UWF’s store. That guy was crazy. Good luck to whomever is starting up the promotion again… They’re going to need it. I kind of like the clashing colors in the logo, actually…...