Induction Special: The all-time Goofiest Wrestling Posters!

And you won’t believe how we grade ’em!

Vince McMahon finally gets the Raw announcer he’s always wanted!

Let ‘er rip and read all about it in Headlies!

What’s more terrifying than zombies?

A bad review on Yelp!

Find out what the undead really think of The Miz in Headlies!

It’s a double dip of The Death of WCW!

Interviews with both RD Reynolds and Bryan Alvarez!

Say goodbye to blading in AEW and say hello Blade-ing.

Check out The Blade’s new ‘gig’ in Headlies!

It’s the final recorded show with Blade Braxton and RD Reynolds.

We thank you for all the years, all the laughs, and all the fun!

All The Latest Crap!

INDUCTION SPECIAL: The All-Time Goofiest Wrestling Posters!

16 Submitted by on Thu, 03 June 2021, 20:00
Induction Special I have a confession to make tonight: I was, at one time, the absolute worst fan of professional wrestling imaginable. It would have been the mid 1990s.  My friend Casey (Trash Losagain) and I would go events at the Tyndall Armory in downtown Indianapolis and heckle virtually everyone on the show. If you were skinny, we yell “buggy Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Gross Noise Machine Announced As Lead Raw Announcer

5 Submitted by on Mon, 31 May 2021, 08:00
Stamford, CT – WWE officials revealed over the weekend that a noise making device will now be the lead announcer of Monday Night Raw. Following the firings of Adnan Virk and Tom Phillips, WWE CEO Vince McMahon quickly filled the void with his hand-picked choice. The machine, purchased by McMahon after receiving a billion dollars from NBC, emanates various bodily Continue Reading...
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RD Reynolds and Bryan Alvarez Discuss The Death of WCW!

6 Submitted by on Thu, 20 May 2021, 20:00
Time to do a double dip of audio this week, as we have separate interviews with both our own RD Reynolds and Figure Four’s Bryan Alvarez discussing our classic book, The Death of WCW! Check out Bryan’s interview by clicking here! RD’s interview is, oh yes, rightchere! RD will be returning next week with a new induction, so we’ll see ya in Continue Reading...
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Induction: Bret Hart on The Immortal – Lorenzo Lamas did not slay Bret. Bret slew Bret.

11 Submitted by on Fri, 14 May 2021, 21:11
Syndicated TV, 2000 Wrestling is an unpredictable business; you never know who’s going to succeed, who’s going to flop, who could have been a star if they had just gotten the chance, and who would have been a failure if plans hadn’t changed.  Case in point: In 1985, Vince McMahon wanted to make future Hall of Famer Bret Hart into Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio – RD & Blade Show – For Blade

10 Submitted by on Mon, 05 April 2021, 19:23
As you have probably heard, Blade passed away on March 28.  Let’s celebrate all the laughs he brought us with his final recorded appearance with RD Reynolds.  We love you and miss you, Blade! You can find out about the funeral service by clicking here.  I am being told it is being streamed. Thank you for everyone contributing to the Continue Reading...
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Get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap Goodies with Patreon!

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Hey hey, fellow Crappers!  It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds here once again to tell you about our all new Patreon page. And by once again, I mean for the first time ever.  Ahem. For the past seventeen years, we’ve very rarely asked for support for the site.  We’ve had the archive discs and books to Continue Reading...
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The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Available Via Patreon!

85 Submitted by on Thu, 22 December 2016, 09:30
Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Zombies Give The Miz 1-Star On Yelp

5 Submitted by on Mon, 24 May 2021, 08:00
Tampa, FL- The zombie lumberjacks that ate WWE Superstar The Miz at Backlash last week have given the wrestler a less-than-awesome review. Disappointed ghouls flooded the business-reviewing website Yelp.com with 1-star reviews following the devouring of the former WWE champion. Many complained of poor taste, bad service, and unpleasant ambiance. “Too much hair gel,” groaned one review. “Terrible service. Struggled Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AEW Issues New Blade Rule

0 Submitted by on Mon, 17 May 2021, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – After enduring some harsh criticism for their Blood & Guts match, All Elite Wrestling officials have unveiled new blade safety rules. “We understand the concern of the fans,” said AEW CEO Tony Khan. “AEW wants to put on the best wrestling program while still remaining safe. It’s time we moved away from the archaic and barbaric use Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Suburban Commando- the shirt!

0 Submitted by on Fri, 14 May 2021, 02:00
It’s a Suburban Commando promotional t-shirt! What’s more, it’s a hideously ugly neon Suburban Commando promotional t-shirt! Oh boy! I love how abstract this is- a large green planet earth with some Monopoly properties on it that are supposed to represent (I guess) the suburbs. What’s that one building supposed to be? A church? Now granted, I haven’t seen the movie Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AEW Dynamite Presents: Tetanus & Hepatitis

0 Submitted by on Mon, 10 May 2021, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – On this week’s episode of AEW Dynamite, members of the Inner Circle and The Pinnacle will be given tetanus shots and antiviral medication as a direct result of participating in the ‘Blood & Guts’ match. “We value realism in AEW so naturally ‘Tetanus & Hepatitis’ would follow up the Blood & Guts,” explained Tony Khan. “We’re going Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Official Von Erich Family World Class Championship Wrestling game!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 07 May 2021, 02:00
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: I know about the AWA and the Wrestlemania VHS games, which Spoony reviewed, and I did play the WWE DVD game. All three are candidates for Wrestlecrap inductions or Somebody Bought This. But, somebody bought this WCCW/Von Erich game and it was not me. Here is the description for that game: The Official VON ERICH FAMILY Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Final ECW Finale – This Is(n’t) Extreme

25 Submitted by on Thu, 06 May 2021, 20:00
WWECW, 2010 While I was never the biggest Extreme Championship Wrestling fan on the planet, I did enjoy and will forever be grateful for Paul Heyman’s Philadelphia-based science experiment. A quick glance into the WWF or WCW around 1993-94 and you could see that pro wrestling was in the doldrums and in need of a reinvention.  In my estimation, that Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Dark Order Unveil Their New Tour Bus

1 Submitted by on Mon, 03 May 2021, 08:00
Roach Branch, FL – All Elite Wrestling stable The Dark Order revealed their new tour bus in a ribbon-cutting ceremony earlier today. Gathered behind a Casey’s General Store, The Dark Order unveiled their previously owned 1972 Winnebago. The dust-covered recreational vehicle has over 400,000 miles, squeaky brakes, and a leaking radiator. Many questioned while the stable purchased such a vehicle. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Slam Jam cassette tape with awesome theme songs!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 30 April 2021, 02:00
If you were a kid in 1991 and saw this WCW Slam Jam theme song cassette at Mike Angelo’s Music Emporium in the mall, you know you’d gladly pay the sort-of pricy $15.99 they were asking for this baby so you could run home and play it on your cheap, but well-loved Sony Walkman. Yes, this is a tape so good that would Continue Reading...
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Induction: Rambo y sus titanes – Your childhood action figure fed come to life!

15 Submitted by on Thu, 29 April 2021, 20:44
Argentinian TV, early 1990s Wrestling has had its fair share of cheesy action movie tie-ins: There was WCW’s Robocop cameo… …and WWE’s less-embarrassing (but just barely) Terminator cameo… …but Rambo just may be the biggest offender, spinning off into such unauthorized gimmicks as Greg “Rambo” Gagne and the NWL’s John Rambo. But that’s nothing compared to the lunacy documented in Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Garbage Bag Full Of Billie Kay’s Personal Items Sent To Wrong Address

5 Submitted by on Mon, 26 April 2021, 08:00
Sydney, FL – A garbage bag full of former WWE Superstar Billie Kay’s personal belongings was accidentally sent to a Sydney, Florida resident late last week. WWE recently came under fire after former wrestler Mickie James posted on social media about the billion-dollar company sending her personal items in a garbage bag. It appears that the same uncouth tactic was Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Body Cals temporary tattoo stickers

1 Submitted by on Fri, 23 April 2021, 02:00
These are WWE Body Cals temporary tattoo stickers. They say “Stay Hyped” because… uh, I don’t know. “Body Cal” just reminds me of “Booty Call” which gives me a really uneasy feeling… You’re supposed to put them on your face, I guess… and even as a 9 year old I would have known that would make me look really, really Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Nu Wave Wrestling – So Rikishi and Scott Steiner Walk Into a Bar…

30 Submitted by on Thu, 22 April 2021, 20:00
Nu Wrestling Evolution, 2005 Not sure if you’ve noticed, but the move from WWE Network to Peacock here for us ‘muricans has proven to…well…kinda suck.  The massive library we were all accustomed to having at our fingertips is mostly gone, and we’re left with the most basic of stuff imaginable.  You want a recent Raw?  No problem.  A random WrestleMania? Sure, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kevin Owens Awarded The Presidential Medal Of Freedom For Stunning Logan Paul

2 Submitted by on Mon, 19 April 2021, 08:00
Washington, DC – WWE Superstar Kevin Owens was awarded the Presidential Medal Of Freedom this weekend in a ceremony at the White House. Officials noted Owens’ Stunner on Youtuber Logan Paul as the main reason for receiving the highest civilian award of the United States. Paul, most famous for being a ghoulish jerk and having an extremely punchable face, appeared Continue Reading...
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Induction: “In This Corner, Jaime Sommers” – You’ve heard of a bionic redneck, but have you ever heard of a bionic *woman*?

12 Submitted by on Thu, 15 April 2021, 21:09
TV episode, 1976 If you’re living in the US and suddenly locked out of WWE Network, you’re probably wondering what to do with the next four months. Sure, you could search blindly on Peacock for something – anything – worth watching, but maybe you’d be better off looking on plain old NBC.com, which offers three advantages over the premium site. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Thrilled To Have Missed Wrestlemania

6 Submitted by on Mon, 12 April 2021, 08:00
Tuscaloosa, AL – Lifetime WWE fan Ronald Van Der Plunk was relieved to wake up Monday morning with the realization that he had completely missed Wrestlemania. Morning sunlight filled Van Der Plunk’s bedroom with a buttery glow. Birds happily chirped outside of his window as a gentle breeze roused him from his slumber. A warm sense of satisfaction filled his Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Kevin Nash- now in comic book super hero figure form!

1 Submitted by on Fri, 09 April 2021, 02:00
Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Archive found this WCW S.L.A.M Force Kevin Nash figure. It’s part of a line of figures featuring WCW wrestlers as super heroes (?!) and comes with a free mini comic book. The other figures in the line were Sting, Bret Hart, and Bill Goldberg. I’m going to assume they looked just as goofy as Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Midnight Rose And Stubby Open An Illegal Casino In Paradise

2 Submitted by on Mon, 05 April 2021, 08:00
  Topeka, KS – Wrestling legend Midnight Rose and lovable ragamuffin Stubby stumbled through the pearly gates. They shielded their eyes from the bright lights and surveyed the land. “Wow, look at this place, man,” said Midnight Rose. “Real swanky. Everything’s so clean and smells really nice. Can you believe the guy up front didn’t even check our IDs?” “Tell Continue Reading...
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GoFundMe For Blade’s Funeral Expenses

2 Submitted by on Thu, 01 April 2021, 23:33
  First of all, I want to say thank you to everyone who has been posting all their great memories of Blade Braxton. To see such love has been incredible. I cannot thank you all enough.   I will be posting the final ever recording we did together in the coming days. It was an unreleased RD & Blade Show. Continue Reading...
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Induction: WrestleCrap’s 21st Anniversary Special

13 Submitted by on Thu, 01 April 2021, 20:00
This induction is dedicated to Blade Braxton and all the other members of the WrestleCrap family we’ve lost along the way. On April 1st, 2000, WrestleCrap.com first arrived on the internet. The intervening twenty-one years have provided the site with never-ending fodder for our famous inductions, whether it be old footage uploaded to Youtube or new, ridiculous angles and characters Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kip Sabian Is The Wizard

0 Submitted by on Mon, 29 March 2021, 08:00
  Hollywood, CA – AEW stars Miro, Penelope Ford, and Kip Sabian traveled to Universal Studios Hollywood this week to compete in Arcade Anarchy  against Orange Cassidy and Chuck Taylor. Officials revealed this week that Arcade Anarchy will, in fact, be a video game tournament. The winner will receive $50,000 and appear on the cover of Nintendo Power. The blood Continue Reading...
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