Has Kofi Kingston bitten off more than he can chew?

The odds may be stacked against him at Wrestlemania.

Read all about his sticky situation in Headlies!

The AWA presents a card that’s part of a complete breakfast:

Battle of the Breakfast Cereal – now inducted!

WWE is really going to start focusing on the Samoan part of Samoa Joe.

Maybe someone should tell them he was born in California.

Read all bout it in Headlies!

Andre vs. Junkyard Dog in a match so horrible even the French were booing The Giant!

Worst match of the 1980s?  You make the call!

NEW INDUCTION!

Blade Braxton joins RD Reynolds LIVE at WrestleCrap HQ for the first time in eight years!

Pro wrestling news galore, and the return of some of your favorite characters!

RD and Blade go back in time to review the first ever WrestleCrap Radio!

Exclusively for our Patreon supporters!

Get to clickin’ and join the fun!

Ronda Rousey is here to chew bubblegum and ruin everything.

Find out what happens when she runs out of bubblegum in this week’s Headlie!

The Looooove Boat! Soon we’ll be making another (title) run!

A jealous Kevin Nash tries to bust him Goldberg’s honeymoon. Which set of partners will survive?

Find out in a new induction!

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: Kofi Kingston Added To Every Wrestlemania Match

1 Submitted by on Mon, 18 March 2019, 08:00
Indianapolis, IN – In a surprise announcement on Smackdown, Vince McMahon declared that fan-favorite Kofi Kingston would be taking part in every Wrestlemania match. Since his surprise inclusion in the Elimination Chamber match, Kofi Kingston has received a groundswell of support from the WWE Universe. Recently, though, McMahon has stood in his way, denying Kingston a shot at the WWE Continue Reading...
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Induction: Battle of the Breakfast Cereal – A Total® debacle

9 Submitted by on Fri, 15 March 2019, 21:37
AWA, 1989 WWE purchased the AWA video library a decade and a half ago, but only recently has it started paying off. Perhaps inspired by the popularity of the AWA Team Challenge pilot, WWE recently put another super-obscure AWA program on the Network’s Hidden Gems section. See, these weren’t any ordinary wrestling matches filmed for public consumption. These were custom Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Andre vs. Junkyard Dog – So Bad Even the French Turned on The Giant!

33 Submitted by on Thu, 07 March 2019, 20:00
WWF, 1988 Tonight I’m going to do something I really, really dislike: mocking my favorite wrestling show of all time, the legendary Prime Time Wrestling. It’s the reason I became a wrestling fan, and I’ve told that story so many times I won’t bore you with it again, other than to note that were it not for the commentary duo Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio Episode 281!

2 Submitted by on Tue, 05 March 2019, 21:56
Blade Braxton joins RD Reynolds LIVE in studio at WrestleCrap HQ for the first time in 8 years!  Tons of pro wrestling news and insanity galore! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Ronda Rousey Ruins Everything For Everyone

2 Submitted by on Mon, 04 March 2019, 08:00
Riverside, CA – Current Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey has embraced her role as a spoiler following a public faux pas on Twitter. Rousey recently upset fans by claiming that Becky Lynch’s recent mugshot photo was fake and using transphobic insults. Many fans and industry insiders felt that Rousey’s comments ruined the current feud and badly exposed the business. Seeing Continue Reading...
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Induction: Goldberg and Kevin Nash on The Love Boat – Big Sexy turns Bill’s honeymoon into a three-way dance

14 Submitted by on Thu, 28 February 2019, 21:45
I really hate the phrase, “before my time”. It’s not just the phrase itself that irks me, either, but the attitude behind it. Whether it was a condescending high school teacher mentioning some “old” technology I myself still used all the time (“We used to listen to these things called cassettes – but that was before your time!”)… …or a Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Bobby Lashley’s Sisters – One Family Reunion You’ll Never Want To See Again!

33 Submitted by on Thu, 21 February 2019, 20:00
WWE, 2018 Every once in a while, I have a hard time coming up with what horrible thing in wrestling to write about next. Seriously, I’ve been doing this for almost 20 years…eventually the well is going to go dry, right? Oh who am I kidding? You’re right, Vince. You’ll always supply me with plenty of crap of the wrestle Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio – Episode 280!

4 Submitted by on Thu, 07 February 2019, 13:06
RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton are back to discuss the latest pro wrestling news…but are derailed by a familiar foe! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, by Continue Reading...
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Get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap Goodies with Patreon!

1 Submitted by on Tue, 06 February 2018, 16:40
Hey hey, fellow Crappers!  It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds here once again to tell you about our all new Patreon page. And by once again, I mean for the first time ever.  Ahem. For the past seventeen years, we’ve very rarely asked for support for the site.  We’ve had the archive discs and books to Continue Reading...
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The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Available Via Patreon!

81 Submitted by on Thu, 22 December 2016, 09:30
Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Samoa Joe Tries To Convince Vince McMahon That He Is Actually American

3 Submitted by on Mon, 11 March 2019, 08:00
Stamford, CT – This past week’s WWE writer’s meeting was dominated by WWE Superstar Samoa Joe trying desperately to convince Vince McMahon that he is, in fact, American. “Before we get started, I’d just like to say welcome to our new United States Champion, Samoa Joe,” said Vince McMahon to the applause of everyone in the room. “Now, to make Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Custom Man Mountain Rock figure with the most important accessory

0 Submitted by on Fri, 08 March 2019, 02:00
I found this custom Man Mountain Rock figure at WrestleToys.com. It’s better than the Hasbro custom one we featured earlier because this one does come with WWF logo guitar as illustrated! But sadly no crown. King Man Mountain Rock! Oh, what a wonderful world it would be if he had been crowned King of the WWF! Man Mountain Rock, what do Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Still Rewriting Last Week’s Raw

3 Submitted by on Mon, 25 February 2019, 08:00
Stamford, CT – Despite having already aired live on television, WWE CEO Vince McMahon is still hard at work rewriting the episode. As reported by Dave Meltzer, last week’s Monday night Raw was still be rewritten as the show was airing. The event harkened back to the dark days of WCW when the company was in a slow death spiral. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Norman The Lunatic loves his teddy bear, and you can too!

1 Submitted by on Fri, 22 February 2019, 02:00
Before Mike Shaw was Bastion Booger, before he was Friar Ferguson, he was Norman The Lunatic in WCW. That was his entire gimmick- he was a stereotypical “crazy guy” who escaped from an insane asylum and (of course) had wild, crazy hair and was still wearing his asylum-issued outfit. Oh yeah, and he was managed by Teddy Long, playa! Norman Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “Celebrate VD With Goldust” Event Goes Horribly Wrong

3 Submitted by on Mon, 18 February 2019, 08:00
Hollywood, CA – A Valentine’s Day event featuring WWE Superstar Goldust descended in to chaos due to a misprinting of the invitations. What was supposed to be a family-friendly event filled with art projects and candy turned in to a hook-up party full of swingers and perverts. Unfortunately, an error in prouction that shortened “Valentine’s Day” to “VD” let to Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Adam Bomb “Bomb Squad” shirt

4 Submitted by on Fri, 15 February 2019, 02:00
Adam Bomb was a heel whose gimmick was that.. um. .. he survived a nuclear explosion (or something). Then he turned face, threw little Nerf football “bombs”… …into the audience, and got his own “Bomb Squad” t-shirt. I guess his fans were called The Bomb Squad? I don’t really remember that, but whatever....
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Induction: Giant Gonzalez on Baywatch – The Pelican Bikini Brief

12 Submitted by on Thu, 14 February 2019, 21:41
Thanks to internet streaming services, it’s becoming easier and easier to piece together entire stretches of one’s childhood. Whether it be a whole TGIF lineup from the early 90s or a Saturday afternoon of syndicated television from the early 90s, there’s no limit to the kinds of memories a person can relive through the likes of Netflix and Hulu, provided Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Starrcast Adds “Insulted By Sunny” Package

1 Submitted by on Mon, 11 February 2019, 08:00
Las Vegas, NV – Starrcast, the smash-hit wrestling convention, has started to announce guests and events for this year’s festivities. While fans have been buzzing about meeting Sting, Bret Hart, and Jerry “The King” Lawler, the biggest news has revolved around an intimate opportunity with WWE Hall Of Famer Sunny. “Last year’s Starrcast was amazing and this year is shaping Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Nitro Girls dress for your little girl (?)

2 Submitted by on Fri, 08 February 2019, 02:00
Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog posted a 1998 WCW Merchandise Catalog. WCW Nitro Girls dresses for little girls. Now, someone please correct me if I’m wrong but the entire purpose of the Nitro Girls was to give guys something to oogle in -between matches. I can’t imagine that too many 6 year old girls A). Watched wrestling or B). Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Old WWF Lineup Cards – You’ll Be Glad for These Cards Being Subject to Change!

34 Submitted by on Thu, 07 February 2019, 20:00
Over the years, my passion for professional wrestling has had its peaks and valleys. And I won’t lie – in recent times, it’s been a love on the rocks. There’ve been some cool happenings that have spiked my interest in the last twelve months, no question – the rise of Becky Lynch, the Young Bucks, Cody, and company taking the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Mitch The Plant Granted His Release From WWE

3 Submitted by on Mon, 04 February 2019, 08:00
Garden City, KS – WWE Superstar and beloved house shrub Mitch The Plant asked for and has been granted his release from WWE. The surprise announcement was made this weekend on WWE.com “We wish Mitch The Plant the best of luck in all of his future endeavors,” it read on WWE’s official website. Many believe that the timing of the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: El Gigante shirt

4 Submitted by on Fri, 01 February 2019, 02:00
I know this isn’t a very high-resolution image but I can’t find anything better (please shoot me an email if you have or find a better scan of this!). Look in the upper right corner! It’s an El Gigante shirt! I bet WCW sold a cool dozen of these! It’s neat (in a “I can’t believe someone bought that!” sort of Continue Reading...
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Induction: WWE Crown Jewel – The 2018 Gooker Award Winner

84 Submitted by on Thu, 31 January 2019, 20:00
Simply put, WWE Crown Jewel was a bad idea from day one. The event, part of a 10-year, twenty-show deal with the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, was under fire from the get-go for serving as propaganda for the totalitarian state, its new crown prince Mohammed bin Salman (MbS), and his modernization campaign dubbed, “Saudi Vision 2030”.  One can’t discuss Crown Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kofi Kingston Avoids Royal Rumble Elimination By Jumping Into Another Dimension

4 Submitted by on Mon, 28 January 2019, 08:00
Phoenix, AZ – Superstar Kofi Kingston wowed the WWE Universe at last night’s Royal Rumble by avoiding elimination with an incredible act that defied space, time, and logic. Kingston, who has become known for his inventive ways of avoiding elimination, was to the floor by Drew McIntyre. Before he came crashing to the ground, an iridescent vortex formed in the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “The Official WWE Cookbook” War Raiders Recipe Made Entirely Of Hair

5 Submitted by on Mon, 21 January 2019, 08:00
Stamford, CT – WWE officials have revealed another recipe for the upcoming “Official WWE Cookbook” just in time for the Royal Rumble. The cookbook, which contains recipes such as Dean Ambrosia Salad, Mimosa Joes, Braun Beef Stroganoffman, and Zack Ryder’s Microwave Soup For One, was formally announced by WWE Chief Brand Officer Stephanie McMahon. “Your Royal Rumble party is going Continue Reading...
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