The takes will be hot and the cuts will be cold when Eric Bischoff goes to Starrcast.

Grab a fork and read all about it in Headlies!

Eric Bischoff a champion?

If you blinked (or watched RAW), you missed it.

New induction!

Curl up with a good book just like the Beast Incarnate.

Reading is fundamental in this week’s Headlie!

Head down a truly crappy rabbit hole with us as we chronicle the tale of Adam Rose and The Bunny!

NEW INDUCTION!

Wait, NEW JAPAN is invading WrestleCrap.com?

Yes! It’s the G1 Climax of Crap!

Get to clicking for a super Someone Bought This special!

It’s one of the most infamous matches in Raw history and we’re about to get the rematch at Evolution.

Read all about it in Headlies!

RD RAILS on Eric Bischoff!

Now available for ALL to enjoy!

Stephanie is making a huge announcement and we’ve got the scoop!

A former champion is returning and Roman Reigns and Bobby Lashey better be ready.

Head on over to Headlies to catch these hands!

WrestleCrap’s favorite anti-hero is back!

So grab your guns and tell Vince to Eat It! EAT IT NOW!

NEW INDUCTION!

Not a joke, kids – David Arquette will be at the Starrcast WrestleCrap Panel!

As will Dr. D and Oscar!

Click here to join SEAN MOONEY in the EVENT CENTER to learn more!

Did the shark cage contain James Ellsworth at Extreme Rules?

Let’s ask the shark!

It’s a real feeding frenzy in a new Headlies!

Do you have what it takes to experience the sensual ecstasy of the Punjabi Playboy’s kiss?

Find out all about it, and Khali’s tallywacker, in our newest induction!

Things are about to get extreme for one of WWE’s most visible superfans.

Throw on your favorite green smiley shirt and read all about it in Headlies!

The Least Great and Least American Bash Ever!

Great American Bash 2012…INDUCTED!

Bayley is mad as heck and she’s not going to take it anymore!

Good thing Dr. Shelby is here to help in a brand new Headlies!

The Cruiserweights felt left out of Money In The Bank, so Vince is throwing them a small bone.

They just have to climb a ladder to get it.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Bray Wyatt Launches New Podcast Consisting Of Just Whispers
Lita And Awkward Silence To Return On Commentary For Mae Young Classic
Brock Lesnar Seen Reading "A Tale Of Two Cities" Backstage
Stephanie McMahon Announces "All-Good-Matches" Pay Per View
Several Impact Wrestling Stars Shocked To Find Out Slammiversary Is Tonight

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: “Meat Eric Bischoff” Added To Starrcast

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 13 August 2018, 08:00

Chicago, IL – Starrcast, the wrestling fan convention being held in conjunction with the upcoming wrestling event All In, has added a special meet and greet to the list of events. Dubbed “Meat Eric Bischoff” fans will now get a chance to purchase meat directly from the former head of WCW. “We want to give the fans something special at Continue Reading...

Headlies: Brock Lesnar Starts A Book Club

11 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 06 August 2018, 08:00

(Image VIA) Jacksonville, FL – While most fans were discussing Brock Lesnar’s explosive return to Monday Night Raw last week, the sight of Lesnar reading a magazine backstage caught many off guard. “People forget that I went to college. Sure, I was there to wrestle, but I was also there to get an education,” said Lesnar matter-of-factly. “I’m not some Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Batista Jams With an Afro and Angel Wings

7 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sat, 04 August 2018, 10:07

How this never became the biggest thing on the inter webs I will never know. ...

Hey Bischoff – RD Has Your Kryptonite! Now Free for Everyone!

11 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Fri, 03 August 2018, 11:25

As Starrcast approaches, Eric Bischoff launches a verbal tirade at the co-author of Death of WCW, RD Reynolds. But don’t fret, WrestleCrap fans…we have Eric’s kryptonite!...

Someone Bought This: G1 Special In WrestleCrap

4 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 01 August 2018, 20:00

A Wrestlecrap Guide to G-1 Climax Shirts Hi my name is Paul Sebert, and I’ve been a wrestling fan since childhood even writing a (a frankly terrible) wrestling column for college paper during the Monday Night War years. In more recent years I’ve been something of a contributor to this website, submitting many candidates to Paul Kraft’s “It Came From Continue Reading...

Not a Joke! David Arquette on WrestleCrap Panel at Starrcast!

8 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 18 July 2018, 16:45

And also not a joke, here to tell you more is SEAN MOONEY in the Starrcast EVENT CENTER! GET TO STARRCAST, KIDS!!...

Get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap Goodies with Patreon!

1 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Tue, 06 February 2018, 16:40

Hey hey, fellow Crappers! It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds here once again to tell you about our all new Patreon page. And by once again, I mean for the first time ever. Ahem. For the past seventeen years, we’ve very rarely asked for support for the site. We’ve had the archive discs and books to Continue Reading...

The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Available Via Patreon!

75 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 22 December 2016, 09:30

Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years. Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here. Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...

An EASY Way to Help WrestleCrap!

2 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 19 December 2016, 09:15

Want an easy way to help WrestleCrap.com? Then just use any Amazon link you see on the site before you buy your gifts (you can also do so by clicking here)! It doesn’t have to be what you click on the link for – it can be whatever you buy after you hit that link. When you do that, we Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The Summer Sizzler tour shirt is just awesome

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 10 August 2018, 02:00

It’s the WWF Summer Sizzler tour shirt from the mid-90’s! And look close… It’s the WWF New Generation logo wearing sunglasses! How cool, and edgy, and adorable (?)....

Induction: Eric Bischoff Hardcore Champion – One Badass Bisch

7 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 09 August 2018, 20:00

WCW, 2000 Starrcast is just weeks away, and RD Reynolds is gearing up to take on Eric Bischoff at the Death of WCW panel. Let’s just hope their confrontation remains verbal, because we all know the physical threat Easy E is. Why, he once defeated hardcore legend Terry Funk at his own game, winning the WCW Hardcore Title 1-2-3 in Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A WWF New Generation Cap- but not for your head

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 03 August 2018, 02:00

We’ve covered WWF and WCW Pogs in the post, and now we have a 1995 WWF “New Generation” cap (which I guess is the same thing as a Pog?).. This is made by Panini. You may remember Panini as being the company who made all those Sticker Books. I’ve never played Pogs so I don’t know how to use this thing Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: Adam Rose and The Bunny – Going Down a Truly Crappy Rabbit Hole

39 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 02 August 2018, 20:00

WWE, 2014-2015 Since day one here, we’ve maintained the wrestlers who are forced to portray ridiculous gimmicks or be thrust into awful storylines aren’t at fault for their predicament. Rather, they are the victims in this business. They are men and women who are trying to put food on the table by doing the best they can with whatever absurd Continue Reading...

Headlies: Jackie Gayda – Trish Stratus Rematch Scheduled For ‘Evolution’

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 30 July 2018, 08:00

Miami, FL – The first match for WWE’s new all-female event “Evolution” was announced this past weekend. In a press conference before Monday Night Raw, Stephanie McMahon declared that WWE Hall of Famer Trish Stratus would return to the ring to face former Diva Jackie Gayda. “Evolution is the start of something special,” said McMahon. “The WWE Universe deserves Continue Reading...

Starrcast Update: RD Responds to Eric Bischoff

4 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sat, 28 July 2018, 16:09

Here’s my SCATHING (and unedited!) promo on Eric Bischoff defending the honor of the legendary book, The Death of WCW. He already had a response in the Starrcast Event Center, available by clicking here. See you at Starrcast, jerk!...

Someone Bought This: Pitch ’till you win and get some Hulk Hogan and Steve Austin carnival glass!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 27 July 2018, 02:00

I’ve written about a fantastic piece of Hulk Hogan carnival glass that Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula found in the past, and now I’ve found more! These are the kind of tacky, but somehow really interesting (in cheap knockoff sort of way) prizes you could win at carnivals and State Fairs after you somehow manage to win at one of the rigged games. Continue Reading...

Induction: Eric Bischoff vs. Shane McMahon – featuring Triple B, Linda McMahon

19 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 26 July 2018, 20:00

WWE, 2003 With Summerslam – the biggest party of the summer, if you hadn’t heard – just weeks away, it’s time to revisit a forgotten feud from 2003’s edition of The Biggest Party Of The Summer (Summerslam). It was a mature feud for mature audiences – mature audiences who loved mature women. As you’ll recall, Kane, having recently been unmasked, Continue Reading...

For Crappers with Archive Access ONLY – RD Rails on Eric Bischoff!

12 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 25 July 2018, 22:36

Here’s some fun for my fellow Crappers with Archive Access – I’ve uploaded my response to all the garbage Eric Bischoff has been saying about me. This will be posted at some point in the Event Center for Starrcast, but I figure why not give my TRUE supporters a sneak peak? So yeah, log into the archives and let me Continue Reading...

Headlies: Nicholas Added To Roman Reigns-Bobby Lashley #1 Contender Match

4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 23 July 2018, 08:00

Cincinnati, OH – Fans were stunned when Stephanie McMahon made her historic announcement on Monday Night Raw. Speculation had been running wild with many believing the announcement would reveal new Women’s Tag Team belts or the return of WWF ice cream bars. “Well, I’ve done it again,” bragged McMahon to the live crowd. “I, Stephanie McMahon, the beautiful genius, have Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The Chris Jericho “Wanna-Bee” t-shirt is bee-yond lame!

9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 20 July 2018, 02:00

Today we have the Chris Jericho “Wanna-Bee” shirt. It has a dead bee on it (because Chris apparently hates “Jumpin” Jim Brunzell and B. Brian Blair for some reason). So he added an extra “e” to “Wannabe” and put a picture of a dead be on the shirt, because… Uh… Take it away, Spice Girls! If you wannabe fashionable, just stay Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: Dr. D’s GUN SHOW – BANG!

15 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 19 July 2018, 20:00

WWF, 1985 There aren’t many things in life I regret; I can easily count on one hand the number of instances I wish I could change. But tonight’s induction is a spotlight on something I wish I could roll back the calendar so I could tweak my life slightly. I’ve been following pro wrestling since early 1985. Yes, I was Continue Reading...

Headlies: Shark Accidentally Left Inside Cage With James Ellsworth

4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 16 July 2018, 08:00

Pittsburgh, PA – A series of errors at last night’s Extreme Rules event led to a shark accidentally being left inside the cage used to hold James Ellsworth above the ring. The regrettable event took place during last night’s match between Asuka and Carmella for the Smackdown Women’s Championship. To prevent Ellsworth from interfering in the match, he was placed Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Sunny’s autobiography- you really can judge a book by its cover!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 13 July 2018, 02:00

A few years ago Tammy “Sunny” Sytch released an autobiography. Hey, is that bird crap on the cover? Oh, it’s supposed to be a shattered windshield. Well, her life has kind of been like a car crash I guess… Hey look, there’s a typo on the back cover blurb! “The original WEE Diva”? Is it too much to ask that a Continue Reading...

Induction: Great Khali, Punjabi Playboy – Huge Hefner

26 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 12 July 2018, 20:00

WWE, 2008-2009 What do you do with a guy like Great Khali? Legitimately one of the tallest men to ever step in a WWE ring, Khali had a lot going for him – international appeal, an impressive physique, and an awe-inspiring stature. But he wasn’t quite the complete package, lacking a few key abilities that a sports-entertainer needed to get Continue Reading...

Headlies: Green Shirt Guy To Be Used As A Weapon At Extreme Rules

9 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 09 July 2018, 08:00

Boston, MA – In a first for WWE, a fan will be a legal weapon during all matches at Extreme Rules. The surprise announcement was made by WWE COO Triple H live on Monday Night Raw. Triple H, wearing his coolest leather jacket, gave a patented extended promo to start the show. He passionately laid out the history of Extreme Continue Reading...

It Came from YouTube: Moonwalk DDT!

4 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 08 July 2018, 20:32

Fake Drake, you’ve been hit by…you’ve been hit by…a SMOOTH CRIMINAL!...

Someone Bought This: Fake Razor Ramon shirt is oozing… something.

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 06 July 2018, 16:17

Crapper Simone Simone writes: Now this is some WrestleCrap merchandise!...

Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan goes to the Minnesota State Fair

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 06 July 2018, 02:00

Apparently if you went to the 1989 Minnesota State Fair you got an Atomic Leg Drop from Hulk Hogan! Gee, when I went to the State Fair all I got was a soft pretzel, and sick on the Tilt-A-Whirl…...

INDUCTION: Great American Bash 2012 – The Least American Bash of All Time!

19 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 05 July 2018, 20:00

WWE, 2012 The original Great American Bash of 1985 is one of my earliest memories of professional wrestling. As I’ve noted before in other inductions, I’ve always been a fan of events taking into account holidays. When you think about it, what is more apropos of pro wrestling than the United States’ Independence Day, which takes place on the 4th Continue Reading...

It Came from YouTube: All American Undertaker!

9 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 04 July 2018, 08:48

In celebration of the 4th of July, here’s a goofy segment in which the Undertaker joins the All Americans prior to Survivor Series 1993. While Taker bedecked with a Betsy Ross flag is the notable centerpiece, pay attention to Lex Luger’s reaction – he celebrates like he just won his first world title! Have a great 4th, everyone!...

WWE: Inflatable Tube Men Hold Intervention For Bayley

7 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 02 July 2018, 08:00

Sioux Falls, SD – Following her vicious attack on former friend Sasha Banks, Bayley was given an intervention by her wacky waving inflatable tube men. The Tube Men, usually seen during Bayley’s entrance to the ring, gathered in Conference Room B of the Denny Sanford Premier Center. Joining the Tube Men was world-renowned therapist Dr. Shelby. “I’d like to Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: WWE Surf Rider inflatable pool toy

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 29 June 2018, 02:00

Just in time for Summer it’s a WWE Jet Surf Rider pool toy! Because wrestlers have much to do with an inflatable pool toy, apparently....

Induction: Bad Guys – Sometimes, it’s good to be bad. Not this time, but sometimes.

10 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 28 June 2018, 21:37

Movie, 1986 It’s a sunny afternoon in Los Angeles, and Dave Atkins is driving his pickup truck when the fuzz gets on his tail. With siren wailing, a police officer pursues him through the suburban LA streets on a motorcycle. Fighting traffic and the terrible glare that shows up in many of the shots, Dave thinks he has lost the Continue Reading...

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