It’s October and you know what that means…time for another Halloween Divas Battle Royal!!

And it’s the SEXIEST one yet!!!

NEW INDUCTION!

Pat yourself on the back if you remember this one…

Hakushi learns the ways of the yankee –

New induction!

It’s CM Punk’s WORST Feud…And No, It’s Not with Kevin Nash!

We’d tell you here…but then you might not read our fabulous NEW Induction!

The 2019 Wrestling WAR is UPON US! Take cover as RD and Blade discuss WWE, AEW, CM Punk, and Dynamite Kid nourishing Matilda!

Yes, really.

Forget Royce Gracie…

Forget Antonio Inoki…

The original mixed martial artist was Phil Silva – and he sucked!

Karate wrestling, inducted!

King Baron Corbin’s reign has begun!

Find out what he has in store for the United Kingdom in a very regal Headlies!

Hate WWE Commentary Today?

Maybe You’d Prefer BASTION BOOGER in the booth!

It happened on Raw…and we’re inducting it!

Six-sided ring, two nunchucks, and a Partridge in a cage match?

It’s not the twelve days of Christmas… it’s a new induction!

AJ Styles was so phenomenal at Clash Of Champions that the laws of science could not contain him.

Hold on tight and read all about it in Headlies!

AEW has a fool-proof plan to keep their championship belt just in case Chris Jericho has anymore bubbly bubbly.

Strap in for Headlies!

It’s Hulk Hogan’s Most Egotistical Match Ever!

Care to Guess Which One It Is?

NEW INDUCTION!

We hope you brought your appetite for AEW’s Cracker Barrel Clash!

Tie on your bib and dig in to Headlies!

RD and Blade go in-depth discussing Mickie James turning 40, AEW All Out, CM Punk, and WrestleCrap Radio’s 14 Year Anniversary!

Before Yoga for Regular Guys, there was Positivity for Perverts.

Self-help DDP, inducted –

– and that’s not a bad thing. That’s a good thing!

AEW has the hottest feud in wrestling and their weekly shows haven’t even started yet!

Grab your official Burger Towel(tm) and read all about it in Headlies!

Botchamania, Wrestling with Wregret, the Blue Meanie, Bill Apter and WrestleCrap Unite to tear apart Eugene, The Greater Power, and the Blonde Bytch!

Super Video Induction Special!

 

Celebrate episode 45 with a discussion of our favorite guilty pleasure pop stars! Plus an interactive featuring “Mr. Malnourished” Paul Orndorff!

Exclusively for our friends on Patreon – just $2 a month gets you in!

Gorgeous Ladies of Weltanschauungskrieg?

Mountain Fiji un-Nazis GLOW in the Gestapo Match.

New induction!

An act of vehicular violence ten years ago has come back to bite Kofi Kingston in a big way.

Get ready to peel out in a brand-new Headlies!

It’s WrestleCrap Live!

Join Blade, RD, Jordan, along with Brian Zane, Maffew, Bill Apter, and the Blue Meanie as They Discuss The Worst in Wrestling!

All The Latest Crap!

INDUCTION: Divaween 2014 – So Sexy!!!!

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WWE, 2014 It’s kinda embarrassing to admit this, but one of my favorite annual rituals every October is diving into pro wrestling’s past and finding ridiculous Halloween matches.  While long-time Crappers will yearn for the days of Abdullah the Butcher being “electrocuted” in a chair of torture or Barry Windham dressing up as a 6’6″ Sting (both available in the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Inner Circle To Face The Band Inner Circle This Week

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Philadelphia, PA – All Elite Wrestling’s newest faction The Inner Circle already have their first challengers in the form of the reggae band Inner Circle. Last week, AEW World Champion Chris Jericho brought Sammy Guevara, Santana, Ortiz, and Jake Hager to form a new stable. Dubbing them the “Inner Circle” Jericho vowed to take out all other wrestlers and rule Continue Reading...
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Induction: Hakushi gets Americanized – Horowitz wins… a friend

21 Submitted by on Thu, 10 October 2019, 21:20
WWF, 1995-1996 Talk about a step down: In the first half of 1995, the newly-arrived Japanese wrestler Hakushi was wrestling Bret Hart on pay-per-view. In the second half, he was regularly teaming with Brett Hart. Hey, you might be thinking, teaming with Bret Hart sounds pretty good. But I didn’t say he was teaming with Bret Hart. I said he Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wednesday Night Wars Leaves Dozens Dead, Hundreds Injured

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Boston, MA – As the smoke clears from this past Wednesday night battle between All Elite Wrestling and NXT, fans have been left to pick up the pieces. The explosive night of high-energy wrestling left many fans dead and even more injured. Area emergency rooms and walk-in clinics were flooded with people sustaining injuries from the Wednesday Night Wars. “I Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: CM Punk’s Worst Feud – Yeah, We Thought It Would Be Nash Too…But It’s Not!

23 Submitted by on Thu, 03 October 2019, 20:00
WWECW, 2007-2008 As I write this, we are hours away from the kick off of the so-called Wednesday Nigh Wars, pitting upstart AEW against WWE’s super indy fed disguised as a developmental territory, NXT.  I’ve become hesitant over the years to timestamp inductions in a manner such as this, as it instantly dates it for anyone reading, but this evening Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 286!!

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The 2019 Wrestling WAR is UPON US! Take cover as RD and Blade discuss WWE, AEW, CM Punk, and Dynamite Kid nourishing Matilda.  Yes, really. This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD andBlade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen Continue Reading...
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Induction: Phil Silva’s Karate Wrestling – The world’s first MMA match

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Dallas wrestling, 1954 For this week’s induction, we take you back to the 1950s. World War II had ended, the economy was surging, and a new sensation was sweeping the United States, brought back by American GIs stationed abroad. That, of course, was pizza. But Japanese martial arts like judo and karate were also a major fascination. For decades to Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Bastion Booger, Color Commentator – A Tale of Barfing, Marla Maples, and Vince McMahon’s Insanity

20 Submitted by on Thu, 19 September 2019, 20:00
WWF, 1994 The decline in viewership to Monday Night Raw over the past few years has been blamed on many things.  Take your pick: the lack of a true number one draw, storylines that are started and dropped seemingly at random, and in-ring action that simply isn’t as good as what one can find elsewhere in the world.  With all that Continue Reading...
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Induction: Danny Bonaduce vs. Eric Young – I know why the caged Partridge sings

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TNA, 2009 For years, TNA/Impact Wrestling has been considered by many (especially on this site) to be the spiritual successor to WCW. Granted, much of that reputation has more to do with TNA’s mismanagement than with any commitment to Southern-style wrestling. Still, many former WCW stars did end up plying their trade in TNA, such as co-founder Jeff Jarrett and Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Hulk Hogan’s Most Egotistical Match!

80 Submitted by on Thu, 05 September 2019, 20:00
WCW, 1995 Pretty sure I’ve written this before, but over the years, the perception I have of wrestlers I used to mock has changed.  Generally that’s due to the fact that I find something admirable or at least comical about folks that I ripped to shred in the past.  For instance, once upon a time I had no use for Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 285!!

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RD and Blade go in-depth discussing Mickie James turning 40, AEW All Out, CM Punk, and WrestleCrap Radio’s 14 Year Anniversary! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD andBlade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, Continue Reading...
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Get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap Goodies with Patreon!

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Hey hey, fellow Crappers!  It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds here once again to tell you about our all new Patreon page. And by once again, I mean for the first time ever.  Ahem. For the past seventeen years, we’ve very rarely asked for support for the site.  We’ve had the archive discs and books to Continue Reading...
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The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Available Via Patreon!

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Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fans Already Proclaiming AEW Dynamite Either The Best Or Worst Wrestling Show Of All Time

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Washington, DC – Despite not having aired yet, wrestling fans have already claimed the All Elite Wrestling’s new weekly show “Dynamite” is the best and worst wrestling show of all time. The show, which premiers on October 2nd, has simultaneously drawn undying praise and visceral hatred among the wrestling community. The “war” between AEW and WWE has spilled across the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: King Baron Corbin Disbands British Parliament

5 Submitted by on Mon, 23 September 2019, 08:00
London, England – In his first act as WWE’s new King Of The Ring, King Baron Corbin has disbanded British Parliament. “King Corbin is a lone wolf,” said Corbin adjusting his crown. “I don’t need no stinking Parliament or Lords Spiritual or Chancellors of the Exchequers. MPs? More like P-Us, am I right? My people must know that they can Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AJ Styles Falls Off The Edge Of The Earth During Championship Match

2 Submitted by on Mon, 16 September 2019, 08:00
Charlotte, NC – All known scientific facts were called into question last night after United States champion AJ Styles fell off the edge of the Earth and plunged into the universal void. The improbable event occurred during Styles’s match with Cedric Alexander at Clash Of Champions. The back-and-forth match displayed amazing athleticism between both performers. The see-saw battle brought fans Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Terrifying Captain Lou Albano caricature shirt

2 Submitted by on Fri, 13 September 2019, 02:00
From 1986 it’s the Captain Lou Albano caricature shirt.. GAH! That is horrifying! He looks like a deranged, possessed Cabbage Patch Kids doll trying to kill someone in a horror movie! And for some reason, whoever drew this decided to put him in a suit better suited (see what I did there?) for Ted DiBiase. Let’s take a look at the definition Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AEW Officials Pin The AEW Championship Belt To Chris Jericho

2 Submitted by on Mon, 09 September 2019, 08:00
Chicago, IL – Following the disappearance and subsequent return of All Elite Wrestling’s championship, AEW officials have agreed to physically attach the belt to current champion Chris Jericho. Jericho, who claimed the belt was stolen while he was celebrating his win at Longhorn Steakhouse, will now have several pins, fasteners, and thumbtacks inserted into his body and the belt. “Of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Tatanka! Tie-Dye!

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It’s a tie-dye (?!) Tatanka shirt! It seems really weird that there’s a tie-dye shirt for Tatanka of all people. Is he secretly a hippie Indian? Aren’t tie-dye shirts supposed to be vibrant and colorful? You know, like this one! Tatiana’s Tie-Dye shirt is just sad and boring! Between the black and white picture of Tatanka and the muted, dark colors, this Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Cracker Barrel Clash Ends In A Country Fried No-Contest

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Chicago, IL – The “Cracker Barrel Clash” Triple Threat match held at this past weekend at All Elite Wrestling’s “All Out” ended in a triple disqualification after all the participants were deep-fried and covered in Sawmill Gravy. The match, dubbed the “Cracker Barrel Clash” saw Joey Janela take on Darby Allin and Jimmy Havoc. The back-and-forth battle saw all three Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Steve Austin “Bad To The Bonz” shirt

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  Here’s the Stone Cold Steve Austin “Bad To The Bonz” shirt. “Bonz”?! Is that pronounced “Bons” like “Bon-Bons”? Oh! They mean “bones”! Because spelling things wrong is cool! I know that’s supposed to be a rattlesnake skeleton, but it really just looks like a magnified sperm to me. “Spermy 3:16 says I just fertilized your egg!” “Aw, what a wastesk Continue Reading...
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Induction: Self-Help DDP – As good or better than a dead cat

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WWF, 2001-2002 This week’s induction is a long time in the making. And I mean long. Don’t believe me? Check out this screenshot from the old black-and-rainbow Wrestlecrap site. DDP’s self-help gimmick was indeed a story for another day, and that day is today. The story begins during the unfortunate Invasion angle. DDP had been written off TV following a Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AEW Signs 14-Year-Old After Feuding With Jim Cornette

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Tampa Bay, FL – All Elite Wrestling have announced that they have signed 14-year-old Jaxxon Pfefer to a multi-year contract after seeing him fight with Jim Cornette on Twitter. The feud began yesterday morning after Pfefer tweeted a video of several AEW wrestlers playfully giving and no-selling each other’s finishing moves and tagged Cornette. Naturally, Cornette derided the participants and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Erasable Pens help you fix-up your mix-ups!

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Let’s face it, if you’re booking WCW in the late 90’s, odds are you’re making a lot of mistakes! So you probably don’t want to use a proper ink pen to write out the weekly booking. Fortunately for you, we have this pair of erasable pens featuring Bill Goldberg and Kevin Nash. So when you change your booking plans an hour before Continue Reading...
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Video Induction Special! WrestleCrap Live Looks at Eugene, the Greater Power, and The Blonde Bytch Project!

4 Submitted by on Thu, 22 August 2019, 20:30
It’s WrestleCrap Live!  Check out this line up – Brian Zane from Wrestling with Wregret! Maffew from Botchamania! The Blue Meanie! Bill Apter!  And yes, RD, Blade, and Jordan too!  Recorded live in Las Vegas! Join Brian Zane of Wrestling with Wregret as he goes in-depth with the WrestleCrap Live team discussing WWE’s Eugene! Next we have Maffew from Botchamania Continue Reading...
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Headlies: RD Reynolds – Bryan Alvarez Friendship Ends Over Repo Man Disagreement

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Bothel, WA – A fifteen-year friendship between Figure Four’s Bryan Alvarez and Wrestlecrap’s RD Reynolds has come to an end following a disagreement over former wrestler Repo Man. The acrimonious split came after Alvarez went on extended rant on his podcast saying, “Nobody’s worse than the Repo Man, you got it?! What redeeming quality does the Repo Man have? None! Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Make Hulk Hogan fly to amuse your dog

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It’s a Hulk Hogan Frisbee! Oh, wait no…  I’m sorry- “Frisbee” is the legally protected trademark of some other company. This is a Hulk Hogan “Radical Flying Disc”. Whoa! it’s radical, dudes! Please don’t sue me, Frisbee people. It’s not my fault your products aren’t radical. I like that it advertises you can “Do tricks and stunts” with your dog Continue Reading...
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